Tuesday, November 15, 2016

A Screwy Change With The Same Range!

Did you see what the cat did there? You soon will at my lair. Change and the same. Wow, today I lit the flame. You sure got that fast. Slowly catching on to my cast. Fast and slow? Wowee, two in a row.

Today we see,
Or tomorrow for thee.
Or maybe yesterday.
Beats me anyway.

Today we missed.
Damn, yesterday got pissed.
Maybe tomorrow will be nice.
Then again it could bring lice.

That advice is grand.
What advice at hand?
Can't you read between the lines?
Don't go cursing felines.

The answer is on sale.
It's 50% off by the pail.
It is off and on.
Damn, is that a con?

I'm hot while cold,
And you are sold.
Sold on it.
Isn't this confusing shit?

I went over Oxy.
It may no longer be foxy.
Who needs that random order?
Ship that across the walking dead border.

Can't walk when dead,
Unless zombie type dread.
But can be hot and cold.
Hot on a task while freezing temps take hold.

The cat beat Oxy today.
It's right here on display.
I think I'll dub the conundrum too.
Orlismart has now come due.

Get my Orlismart?
Can have a sale at Wal-Mart.
It can be 50% off as well.
Oxy and its act naturally damned me to Hell.

Oxymoron may be after me.
I'm messing with its chi.
Whelmed it may never be.
Bet its saying a big fluck me.

Ready to spread the word of the Orlismart? You don't need a snip snipped body part. Did you know you can be off and on at the same time? To some that may be a crime. I never knew Oxymoron was so crass. I guess it didn't like the Orlismart of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

59 comments:

  1. A Screwy Change With The Same Range!
    Of that many within and keeping sane
    Joyously sad
    And nicely bad
    Coming to terms though slightly vain

    Hank

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    1. Have to come to terms
      As around the word worms

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  2. If Hank posts twice does it make me number two or number three? The difference between silver and bronze matters to me. :)

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    1. lol may be two
      Depends on the view

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    2. It's a head-count
      Not the posting count
      Agreed with Pat's view
      #2 it is true!

      Hank

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    3. Head count wins
      As heads spins

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  3. I am off and on all the time
    That is how I roll here
    But that is okay
    And nothing I fear.

    Betty

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    1. All hiding away
      Or maybe blogger has again forsaken my bay

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  5. Perhaps people are boycotting the internet
    In an attempt to find where peace went...

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    1. That they could be
      Hiding away at their sea

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  6. always a tad screwy on the range

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  7. We are quite familiar with morons in our neck of the woods!

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    1. Do they mate
      Creating a moron full plate

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  8. Oxymoron in and out
    SAY IT TO ME WITH A SHOUT
    High and low the wind doth blow
    The blue guy utters, "Say it ain't so."

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    1. He may utter about his shoe
      Blue guys shoes haven't got a clue

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  9. When you were talking about the cat beating Oxy I thought you meant taking pills. Or maybe you did. "I used to be addicted to pills, but now I've got a pill I can take to control that."

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    1. And there is a pill to control the side effects of that pill
      Aren't pills such a thrill?

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  10. I was thinking of Oxy Cleaner. Ha!

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    1. haha can clean away
      At least at your bay

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  11. Oxymoron, that's what Trump thinks Billy Mays was.

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    1. Trump can think?
      Damn, that must bring him to the brink

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  12. I'm totally confused
    with the words you used.
    Haven't a clue what you're talking about.
    Need a dictionary to figure it out.
    :)

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    1. Confusing I go
      Where I land who will know

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  13. It is my unbiased opinion that oxymorons are seriously funny!!! Definitely a terribly good post!

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    1. Glad it was grand
      As oxymorons take a stand

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  14. Replies
    1. So many out there
      Need a few smart to spare

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  15. Fluck may have rubbed off on me. I find myself saying it now and again. I blame the cat.

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    1. haha fluck sure is fun to say
      Use it many a time at my bay

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  16. I too am a little confused. Orlismart sounds interesting.

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    1. Confusing is fun
      When I give it a run

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  17. orlin N cassie

    de original coppee oh R commint must be in ran dum order on blogger two day.... { that N de damn: proove we iz knot robotz BS again ~~~~~~ } ♥♥♥

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    1. lol blogger has forsaken you
      And caused word verification too

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  18. Oxymoron...or oxyclean....my head is spinning and am dazed and confused. Maybe I am one of these oxy's??

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    1. Oxy's you won't be
      It will stop spinning for thee

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  19. Oxysmart
    at Walmart
    where my cart
    struck a tart
    what a fart

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    1. Fart with gas
      Can clear the mass
      Or bring them to you
      One of the two

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  20. No shopping lately as I have been busy ~ Hope you have a good week Pat ~ Its been pretty depressing lately with Trump's winning :-(

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    1. Depressing it can be
      If one let it bothers thee

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  21. I am absolutely unsure
    where the future is headed
    but, I do foresee a fine mess
    gee I'm cheerfully pessimistic

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    1. A fine mess beats a bad one
      At least you have that to give a run

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  22. Does Walmart have sales? I thought they had "Rollbacks".

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    1. Damn, you got me there
      They re-named them at their lair

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  23. Is it bad that I see Oxy and think "Oxycontin"? I think I've been watching too much Z-Nation.

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    1. That you may be
      As Doc let's it fly free

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  24. I'm with Robert - LOL!! Great post, Pat. Laughing my socks off.

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    1. Glad it was fun
      As the socks go for a run

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  25. I'll pay you next month for a bargain today!

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  26. Most cleverly written Pat, so for being late in reading.
    Yvonne.

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