Friday, November 4, 2016

A Tech Kinda Day Here At Play!

So the cat was thinking the other day, yeah we know I do that at my bay, technology is supposed to save time, right? Hmm, I guess someone missed the memo that night.

Tech saves time.
It can stop crime.
It can do this and that.
Tech is where it's at.

Saving time is great.
Look, done at a fast rate.
So now you do more.
Don't you love busy work galore?

Oopsy, no time saved.
9-5 path still paved.
Stuck there the same hours.
Gotta love those time saving powers.

It can stop crime.
Yeah, and stun a mime.
Then the bad guys get it,
Whoops, can't stop the shit.

Create something to stop that.
Whoops, got it where they are at.
Create something to stop the that of the that.
Wowweeee, are you following the cat?

Tech makes one more in tune.
Hmmm and my face is on the moon.
That neck crap says otherwise.
Can't even wake up to see the flies.

Head down when walking.
TTFN and GTG said when talking.
Maybe even add a dash.
Yep, can sure be in tune with each newsflash.

Except for the car about to hit you.
Or maybe that pile of goo.
Or maybe that open man hole cover.
But oh, you still texted your flavor of the week lover.

Now keep saving time.
Keep on stopping crime.
You sure can do it.
Beat that 9-5 shit.

Wait, it's now 8-5.
Damn, will you get out alive?
All that time you saved is there.
You just lost an hour to spare.

Still think tech saves time? I suppose it does when used in its prime. Saves one from snail mail. But you still have other things that hit the trail. Anything can be used for bad too. But that you knew. So enjoy saving time in mass. I'll now go nap my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

60 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. It's 2 in a row
      Even though 2 mins slow!

      Hank

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    2. Still got the win
      After a 2 min spin

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  2. A Tech Kinda Day Here At Play!
    Saving time good habit you say?
    But 9-5 is set!
    That you can bet
    High productivity saves the day

    Hank

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    1. Will get you through
      Until time for the exit to be in view

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  3. Considering I spent two FULL days repairing my computer this week, I doubt the time savings.

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    1. haha no time savings there
      Sucked money from your lair

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  4. The flavor of the week lover?
    Are you working under cover?
    Do chipmunks in the attic save you time?
    Or is it just another techy rhyme

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    1. Chipmunks that sing and dance
      May be worth a second glance

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  5. Not tech savvy here
    So never save the time
    Always dread problems with computers
    And that's the end of this rhyme

    Betty

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    1. Problems can arise
      Sure not a booby prize

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  6. I love gadgets. But sometimes those timesavers take more time than the time they save. However, I am looking forward to driverless cars.

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    1. Yep, they can sure suck away more time
      We'll all be dead by the time driverless cars are in their prime

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  7. Watching people walk into poles while texting is rather funny.
    Amazing that with all of this technology we are now busier than ever.

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    1. Yep, supposed to make things easy as can be
      But then you got people so busy, or dumb, that they walk into a tree

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  8. I wish I could save time, I always seem to need 25 hours in one day!

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  9. With "modern technology" I spend most of my time
    trying to figure out what I'm doing, and it's not worth a dime.

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    1. That can be a backfire of it
      As it is a pain more than a bit

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  10. Tech might save time if you never used it!

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  11. 8-5 because employers don't give a fuck about your paid lunch anymore

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    1. Nope, not one bit
      Just treat you like shit

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    2. I think my eyes just popped out of my head. Adam dropped the F bomb! bwhahaha!

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    3. hahaha must have hit a nerve today
      Here at my bay

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  12. Now with tech you input AND still print paper. Often double work

    Oh well. It's progress!


    Happy Friday from the rat race

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    1. haha progress it can be
      As the rat race doubles work for thee

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  13. My laptop is so much faster than
    The phone in my little hand
    Rather type on a keyboard real
    Than with fat fingers and auto correct deal

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    1. Yeah, the phone is a pain in the butt
      Barely use that for typing at my hut

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  14. Tech is great unless it crushes. I love online shopping. It is definitely a time saver :-)

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    1. Gets one out of traffic too
      Saves time through and through

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  15. I have battled with my computer so many times, sometimes for hours, and there was no time saved at all. sanity lost.

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    1. haha sanity goes out the window
      As a battling you go

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  16. People moves faster to get...nowhere.
    They just stand, or sit and stare
    at the phone or laptop hunched over
    looking like some old dog named rover.
    Everyone seems more tense
    working more, it makes no sense.
    Better to just sit back
    and relax or you may have a heart attack.

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    1. And many do
      A heart attack comes through
      Rush rush rush
      Then they sit after a mush

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  17. Tech drives me nuts
    I'd rather scratch some butts
    Updates that never quit
    I think they're full of... it
    Your computer is no longers yours
    We need to change our course
    How about ditching that shit in a moat
    With a goat on a boat
    Not a chick
    On a stick

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    1. But if you were to ditch
      May make on twitch
      No blogging could come due
      Unless your computer magically does it for you

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    2. You're right
      Day and night
      But updates drive my up the wall
      Who you gonna call?

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    3. Update cops
      Then the update stops

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  18. I kinda wish we would stop with all 1 hour ahead and 1 hour back.

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    1. Yep, move it ahead or back, whatever it lands on, 30 minutes one final time
      And be done with its stupid chime

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  19. If truth be told, I hate tech
    It tends to give me a royal pain in the neck.
    Save time you say, you think that works
    Not for me, cause I find the instructions written by jerks.

    But today I came by to see your IWSG post
    But once again I'm late unlike most
    Went back to read it
    And now a long time here I must sit

    Also, wanted to congratulate you here
    On that win with the WEP Challenge
    Go have a beer.

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    1. Sat and read at my sea
      The cat hooked thee
      Got you in
      Took a double spin
      Thanks for the congrats too
      Was fun to see come due

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  20. orlin N cassie...tech izza bass terd...last week de foodz servizz gurlz place oh employ had internetz that moved slower N a snail chillaxin in sap, bass terd internetz....

    R e mailz a *@%^#$ up mezz....bass terd internet

    & just ta keep it reel... chicknz a bass terd two

    happee fryday & heerz two a zebra tilapia kinda week oh end ~~~~~~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. haha three for three
      Today at my sea
      Slow internet sucks
      Like it is ran by ducks

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  21. Some things travel past the unknown
    If I told you mind would be blown
    Once dinosaurs walked
    Insurance men stalked
    And people once talked in their phone

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    1. No longer the day
      That they come to play
      Just a merry wino
      With no dino

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  22. Techie stuff only saves time
    if you know what your are doing

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    1. That it will
      And it doesn't give another bill

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  23. It sure doesn't save me any time. I find I spend way too much time trying to figure stuff out. I am not tech savvy at all!

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    1. Can suck it away
      And make you slave all day

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  24. It doesn't save me time. It takes up way too much of it though.

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  25. While technology has its perks, sometimes I still miss the good ol' days when people sent letters and used the telephone to reach out to others.

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    1. Not sure I miss letters at my sea
      But all the texting crap is meh to me

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  26. Lots of time is saved, I think
    even basic things give a wink.
    Washer, dryer, microwave,
    smartphone, iPad, all the rage. ha.

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    1. haha they all add to it
      Saving time bit by bit

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  27. Where would be be without tech?
    Don't want to find out - what the heck!

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    1. Sure don't want to know
      Here at our show

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