Thursday, November 10, 2016

Don't Get Bent As We Invent!

The cat is going to help all humans today. Yeah, let's bring change to every bay. The cat will give you the way to invent great things. No longer will such ideas hide away in the Area 51 wings.

Teleportation is tops.
Can get away from the cops.
Can go anywhere at any time.
It can even be done by a mime.

Think of a place you want to go.
Think really hard at your show.
Then poof! You just went there.
You are in another's body and not aware.

What? It's the truth.
I saw it at the Area 51 booth.
They had it on display.
Teleportation is here to stay.

Flying cars I've got down.
You can get all over town.
There are big elevators here and there,
Find one that is near your lair.

Now take your car up to the top,
Hit the gas and don't stop.
Woweee, you flew for a few seconds anyway.
Then you smudged on the ground like clay.

But for a second you flew.
It is oh so true.
I helped you once more.
Watch out for flying cars galore.

Unlimited power is near.
You don't even need gear.
It's as simple as can be.
You just have to be like me.

Eat some gassy food.
No one will find you rude.
Then hook it up to some mass,
Letting the gas flow from your ass.

Presto is the word.
Just don't pass a turd.
Cheap energy is now had.
You can save lots of money at your pad.

And as an extra one,
I can give you sun.
Just expose where it don't shine,
And forever the shine will align.

So get out there and follow my tips. Let the gas flow from those hips. Sun them too and a shine will always come due. Did you know such inventions were at hand? Isn't the cat grand? I should teach a science class. I'm sure they'd get smarter thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

63 comments:

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    1. That's 2 in a row
      Waiting for the dough!

      Hank

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    2. Dough rolling in
      Would sure be a win

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    3. Good morning Hank!
      Good Morning Pat!

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    4. All up early today
      At our many a bay

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    5. Waiting 4 some dough too
      At my broke ass shoe

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    6. Broker than me?
      That would suck to come to be

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  2. Don't Get Bent As We Invent!
    Back to the future one was sent
    And teleportation
    Was great invention
    With Prof's help off they went!

    Hank

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    1. To and fro
      Can go anywhere in the know

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  3. I can travel in a blink of an eye
    In a daydream I can fly
    So can you, give it a try
    Just wanted to say hi
    Off to work, waving goodbye

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    1. Blink of an eye
      Does it make you spry?
      At least you can't die
      Unless you choke on a lash from the eye

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  4. I'll take teleportation and the flying car, please!

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    1. Flying car would be chaos all over
      Better off with a flying rover

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  5. My flying car takes me places
    Shows me many faces
    My chauffer's name is Joe
    He's a funny so and so

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  6. Rather stay at home
    Than use gas this way
    Just a bit stinking
    That is what I will say.

    Betty

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  7. Those flying cars might be powered by the gassy food!

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    1. Gas all around
      Would be love for a hound

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    1. Until idiots drove them into this and that
      Everyone would fall flat

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  9. I like your science class.All powered by "gas" or hot air in your lair

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  10. I love the idea of a flying car-- but then it should only belong to me. Else, there will be too much air traffic ??LOL

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    1. Would be traffic everywhere
      Wouldn't be safe in the air

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  11. A Delorean that flies want I
    To escape reality bringing tears to my eye

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    1. Flies back in time
      Sure wouldn't be a crime

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  12. My goodness teleportation would be nice. I'm sure it'd bve a double-edged sword though.

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    1. Yeah, something bad
      Would sure be had

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  13. Teleportation and flying cars would be scary. People can barely drive on the ground safely, let alone in the air. And I have to wonder how all the teleported body parts would be correctly assembled once they got to their destination.

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    1. Yeah, teleportation would screw us up with ease
      And cars would be falling everywhere with the breeze

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  14. I'm going to invent and invention-making robot

    Top that Edison

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    1. Does all the work
      You get the money perk

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  15. If I follow your rules no one will want to be around me...wait..lol

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    1. lol that would be good
      No one bothering you in your hood

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  16. Inventions--what would I want? Teleportation would be nice. I'd like that.

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    1. Go every which way
      All through the day

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  17. Sure could save a lot of time with teleportation!

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  18. Flying cars sound good but they'd be a disaster. Most people picture The Jetsons, but we'd need air traffic controllers!

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    1. Yep, we'd need them to do it on their own
      If driven by man 911 would wear out every phone

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  19. Not me, thank you very much. I wish to remain on earth. But will be glad to watch all those that want to take part.

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    1. As they fly away
      Having a strange day

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  20. Walking works fine!
    If the crash doesn't kill falling to earth will! :)

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  21. If I could pick a superpower, Teleportation would be it.

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  22. orlin N cassie...de day carz fly a long side bass terd burdz iz de day we will walk two de eeeeeeevil vet if it takez uz a week ta get ther......♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. haha no birds along for the ride
      As you glide

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  23. Follow your rule
    I would be cool
    but first I need tool
    To clean up my drool

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    1. Drool puddles on the floor
      Watch it when you go out the door

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  24. I'm with Lynda. Teleportation would be a great superpower to have.

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  25. Flying cars, no thank you!
    I say no to those unmanned cars, too!

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  26. Flying cars remind me of the Chamber of Secrets. So let's go have it.

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    1. Flying away
      knocking down everything at your bay

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  27. I have always wanted to teleport. I could save so much time. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Saving a ton
      As we pop in and have fun

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  28. I would be somewhere in Europe right now if all I had to do was think of being there. That would be grand and so would a flying car for sure

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    1. Just popping on in
      Would sure be a win

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  29. I'd teleport to the North Pole & see how Santa is getting along with his toy making!

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    1. haha may be slow
      Electronics you know

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