Monday, November 21, 2016

Don't Waste Space In Your Place!

The cat will show you how not to waste space today. No need to be a hoarder at your bay, but you can still save space. Or use it up at a steady pace.


 Give an evil glare,
Or maybe just a stare.
Even with space,
No one else will embrace.


 Make room for two.
A third can't come due.
 Three's a crowd, right?
Pat can sleep on the floor that night.


Stare at the space.
It is your embrace.
With that stare,
It is yours even if you aren't there.


Take the bottom and top.
That will make any space stealing stop. 
You can watch both ends.
Was that gutter? Depends.


Or just hog it all.
Easy as can be at your hall.
No room for any other.
If they try, proceed to smother.


See? Easy as can be.
I told thee.
Even if it is small.
A little overflow is all.


Cassie is a hog.
Two cushions like a spoiled dog.
Don't tell her I said that.
But then take up the extra space like the cat.


Bottom and top watch once more.
A little different though at our shore.
Here we get a two for one.
Isn't space saving fun?


Climb up top.
Then it won't flop.
You'll have an eye on everything.
Any space stealing you can fling.


Or just hog the whole floor.
Good to have back up at your shore.
Have a paw stretched out too.
No one will steal space from you. 

Did you learn a thing or three? Aren't I nice at my sea? I showed you how to save space. Hmmm was that a different type of saving embrace? Hey, I need to save a place to sit when ever I want it. Can't have Pat stealing that shit. I already have to save some from hoggy Cass. She sure tries to push away my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

67 comments:

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    1. That's 3 in a row!
      A rightly ho ho ho!

      Hank

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    2. three in a row
      in a morning glow

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    3. Actually that is 7 in a row
      Oh the shame, lost count at your show

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    4. 300,611... See even I lost count ha!

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    5. haha only 2548 posts done
      So you may be a ways off with that one

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  2. Don't Waste Space In Your Place!
    Take steps to ensure a saving grace
    Stake your claim
    Not to be ashamed
    Giving way blindly gone are the days

    Hank

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    1. A little take
      You can make
      Screw the giving
      The cat's a living

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  3. Awesome pictures and of course the verse also.
    Great start to the week.
    Yvonne.

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  4. the cats are cute
    filling up space
    making you scoot
    to another place

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  5. Space is precious, hunker down
    Don't act silly like a clown
    Cozy up and let cats share
    Never quibble on a dare

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    1. Or you'll get the evil eye
      And things may no longer be spry

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  6. The cats sure get around
    At your place
    Looks like they have
    A lot of space.

    Betty

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    1. They had plenty to use
      Now it is a bit less to amuse

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  7. How cool, to see the kitties' living space!
    Put a great big smile upon my face!

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  8. I'm not sure, but I think those two cats are spoiled.

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  9. That's a great couch you got at your sea!
    In the place to be and I'll raise you a Scooby Doooooweeeee!

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    1. Nice and hard to keep my back good
      As I sit on it to write at my hood

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  10. is that what is meant by urban sprawl......

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  11. Love the pics!
    That is one excellent cat condo. How much is the rent on it? A mouse a month? Free cat guarding service in exchange for free rent?
    :)

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    1. haha yeah, they keep the pests away
      Bugs, mice, birds, women, what can I say lol

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  12. I know cats think everything belongs to them and they only let their humans use it by their grace.

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    1. Yep, that is sure the way
      Everything is theirs in display

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  13. It's been forever since I had cats, but I got a couple chuckles out of this. Thank you for that. I'm smiling now.

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    1. Glad it was fun
      As they hogged everything under the sun

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  14. Funny you should post about this very thing. Every single time I get up from my office chair, my cat Shasta takes my spot. I finally brought in a chair to set next to mine so she'd stay in her spot. But when I got up to fetch a cup of tea, I came back and she's in my chair! Hard to teach an old cat a new trick.

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    1. lmao your chair is just the best
      Can't go and use the chair of a guest

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  15. What a life these two felines have! Here I am, temporarily living in a trailer which is seriously lacking in space, and I see all these wonderful space-saving tips. I'll practice that space-saving glare/stare on my husband and drop myself over the two cushions on the couch! LOL Orlin has the most gorgeous markings of any cat I have ever seen! Sorry, Cassie!

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    1. haha they have the life
      Free from stress and strife
      Cassie may take offense to you
      The stare may work at your zoo

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  16. Oh yes,this is all so true. Sometimes, I do feel like all the cats want me to sit on the floor so they can all have a chair of their very own and just save lots of space.

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    1. Yep, they want humans on the floor
      So they can have all the comfy spots at ones shore

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  17. We tend to use every bit of space here, every day!

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  18. My cats are everywhere and go everywhere. They definitely don't waste space.

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  19. Space is the place
    to stretch and curl
    to scratch and shed
    to sleep and hurl.
    Share my space?
    You must be kidding
    I am cat
    Go do my bidding.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. That's the way
      As around they play
      There they'll stay
      Enjoying the day

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  20. did I learn a thong?
    a question or a fling
    the smiles these pictures bring
    will cause a heart to sing

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    1. Glad it is so
      No thongs to show though

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  21. orlin N cassie.....yur dad shuld bee sleepin on de floor ALL DE TIME ~~~~~~~~ tell him ta getz a sleepin bag ore sum thin N stay off yur furniturez ~ !!! ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. lol a sleeping bag he may deserve
      As everything else we reserve

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  22. Great photos. Always nice to see the ones that are really in charge.

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    1. They rule the roost
      No need for an ego boost

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  23. gah Pat! I love this post! Mainly because I love looking at your cats and all the bomb set-ups they have. Like that cat palace... are you serious? So awesome.

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    1. They love that thing as up and down they go
      That and their door condo

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  24. Nice...seems like the cats have all the space, ha ~

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  25. I'm going to practice my evil stare.
    It will make everyone beware! haha.

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    1. I bet you could get it down
      There at your cat town

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  26. My male boxer is not a space waster either. Tonight I caught him trying to squeeze onto one of my daughter's doll beds. Good thing it's made out of wood or his fat butt would have smashed it to pieces!

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    1. hahaha use it all up
      Ahh the life of cat or pup

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  27. Too cute! The pics are so adorable.

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  28. The cats know how to fill up space
    Then they purr, and stretch sometimes on ones face.
    Your cats are cute
    And they know it, they won't refute

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    1. They know they rule
      Everyone else is just a tool

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  29. Tips from cats that stare, not glare
    It's never fair to lose your chair

    Love the pics. :)

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    1. They'll steal and swipe
      As I sit and type

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  30. The pictures of the kitties I adore.
    I hope you enjoy sleeping on the floor.
    (For days Blogger has blocked me from leaving a comment. I still can't do it through blogspot, but AOL is letting me. Go figure.

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    1. Hmm that is as weird as can be
      The floor I tend to get at our sea

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  31. Best thing is to save space
    clear out junk at your place!

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