Wednesday, November 16, 2016

For Your Pleasure Here's Some Treasure!

The cat has a treasure trove of things to give away today. You can have them and get some pay. You just have to be as creative as can be. With what? You'll see!

I've got bottle caps galore.
I have so many at my shore.
Here they are for you.
Some are gold but most are blue.

You can make Blue a shoe.
A bottle cap shoe, who knew?
Or make a bottle cap fish.
Did I just grant your wish?

Got a few spare boots.
That will get you loads of loots.
Should it just be loot?
Hey, there is more than one boot.

Boots to plant holders.
Beats boot folders.
You can grow in a boot.
Use it as home for a newt.

Got plenty of TP.
I'll share some with thee.
Wait! It's just the empty roll.
Hey, could impress a troll.

Take them and make art.
Don't have to be smart.
Can make a body part.
Now that is true TP roll art.

Don't walk too fast.
May end up in a cast.
Or just with sore feet.
Either way, not neat.

Walking on egg shells now?
Good, I've got so many they will wow.
You can make art from the shells.
Could even make giant bells.

This may leave you bitter.
But no need to scoop the litter.
You can make litter art galore.
The tabbies do it at their trout town shore.

I could go on forever,
But this last one is quite the endeavor.
Make used condom wall art.
Doesn't that just scream from the heart?

Sadly all of this is true. Hey, I'm not judging at my zoo. If you want to make art out of this and that, go for it says the cat. Just expect me to curl my nose if the last one shows. Ever make art out of trash? You may get a bad rash. Especially if that last one comes to pass. Pat is too OCD to show litter art from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

58 comments:

  1. For Your Pleasure Here's Some Treasure!
    Lots of options to pick but still unsure
    Fodder for art
    Do work smart
    Treasure trove can be sourced from nature

    Hank

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    1. Can find and create much
      Just need a little touch

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  2. One man's junk is another man's treasure

    Why does the Skittles commercial of Steven Tyler come to mind? You just never know what art you will find, I like the tropical kind..
    But, only a few will come due

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    1. Tropical art
      Taken to heart
      On Bora beach
      Just outta reach

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  3. I'll take a score or two of bottle caps too!

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  4. I enjoy recycled art at the museum, but not in my house.

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    1. Trash in the house is it?
      Otherwise it's cool shit?

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  5. Litter art from your ass would be disgusting indeed.

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    1. That it would be
      None would want to see

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  6. Amazing what can be made
    From this or that
    Don't be surprised if some is used
    To make a cat

    Betty

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    1. Bet there are many
      But move, won't be any

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  7. I guess it is true- one man, or one cat's, trash is another's treasure and vice versa. :)
    ~Jess

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  8. Used condom wall art? Yeah, that screams, all right.

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    1. Screams run far far away
      From that nutty bay

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  9. Recycling SOME trash to make something cool
    Sometimes makes my creative juices drool!

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    1. Sometimes is the key
      Other times one may want to flee

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  10. Take pleasure in treasure
    By what do you measure?
    Collect rocks by the ton
    You'll find lots of fun

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    1. Could build a wall
      Or have pet rocks at your stall

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  11. I do like bottle caps, and shoes...and shoe boxes!

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    1. Can eat and whack
      Or have a nap after a snack

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  12. all in the eye of the beholder
    put art ideas in a folder
    someday combine them all
    is it Classic, Dada, or nothing at all

    Paint it Black

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    1. Could be much
      Just reach out and touch

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  13. I do love fun DIY projects, but the idea of using someone else's toilet paper roll for art doesn't seem very appealing to me!

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    1. Yeah, nasty as can be
      Germs you can't see

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  14. Guess there's a lot you can do with odds and ends. But condom wall art? That's going a little too far!

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    1. That is nasty as can be
      With condom wall art for all to see

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  15. So Pat and Blue, when are we going shoe shopping?:)

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  16. When you mentioned condom wall art, I knew all of this was true as I have seen so called art like this. people are beyond dumb when they think of this as art but these same people were caught. How? they were all told of a special new artist that is great. It was set up in a new York art gallery. They praised the art and some bought some at very high prices all to be told it was done by a chimp!

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    1. hahaha that is as pathetic as can be
      Now they have monkey art at their sea

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  17. orlin N cassie....long az that "shell" art iz frum dino'z ore de sea.....we iz good with that......cod help uz if itz .......frum ....other sorcezz ~~~~♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. haha birds you mean
      There at your scene

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  18. the art of the man
    was easy to scan
    one just had to pan
    the nearest trash can

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  19. I've walked on egg shells before.
    Makes you want to escape through the door!

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  20. Pretty sure I'm not game for most of these here
    though the cat litter art my kitty holds dear

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    1. Can sure make it show
      With a little flow

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  21. Most of these don't float my boat
    Used condom art puts puke in my throat.

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    1. Yep, that's the recoil
      Dinner it can foil

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  22. This is true for political races too

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    1. Pretty much the case
      All over the place

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  23. Wonderful post Pat. Are you by any chance a hoarder?
    Yvonne.

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  24. Used condom wall art??? Yuck! When we were in London a couple of years ago, we saw a giant shoe made of Pringle cans pass us on a bridge in front of Big Ben. Just one of those perplexing English things! Take care!

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    1. We used to fill pringle cans with cat pee and poo
      Would that count as art too?

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    2. haha art to take to heart
      Or some other part

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  25. A lot of things can be useful a second time around
    but condom would not be one of them!

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    1. Nope, not one bit
      Can't double use it

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