Thursday, November 3, 2016

I'll Pass The Buck With The I Suck!

http://writeeditpublishnow.blogspot.ca/2016/11/wepff-winners-for-october.html
Wowweee. Pat won at his other sea. And he didn't even rhyme. That is a crime. If you want to see the story he won for it is over at his, lame non-rhyming, blog shore. Just click here for a peer.

The cat is the best. Yep, the best at being a pest. That I can do with ease. It is such a breeze. I can also rhyme. I can kick a mime. I'm super at that. I'm one swell cat.

What can't I do?
Pffft nothing at my zoo.
I can do it all.
Read that writing on my wall.

I can't be clean?
Whatever do you mean?
So I flick a little litter.
No need to get bitter.

I can't draw?
Bah, it may have a flaw.
But my stick people are grand.
Some even get a hand.

I suck at dating?
Umm you know there is no mating?
I'm snip snip you see.
So who cares about being fancy free.

I can't leave TP be?
Hmph, that wasn't me.
You put your finger through it.
Never buy that cheap shit.

I suck at singing?
Don't you hear that ear ringing?
That was little old me.
Doesn't my tune send glee?

I suck at cooking?
Hey, weren't you looking?
There is nothing to cook.
I don't eat much at my nook.

I suck at being nice?
Pffft nice costs a high price.
I have to swat the cats at the other sea.
They deserve it and it gives me glee.

I suck at physics stuff?
Bah, I can't get enough.
E=MC2, right?
Did I win at my site?

Weren't you told?
Now all is above the fold.
I can't do nothing at all.
The cat is grand at everything at our hall.

Anything you suck at or are you more like the cat? You are good at everything. I'll blame Pat for the above at our wing. He made me channel him. He can be quite dim. Whoops, the litter thing and the TP may have been me. I'll never admit it at my sea. I am also a pro at passing gas. It is so easy to do for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

75 comments:

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    1. Good morning True
      But where is Blue
      Not on time
      That's fine
      Just beat the queue

      Hank

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    2. Blue's a one and done
      Back to snoring fun

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    3. Snoring away
      Knew it at my bay

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    4. I look cute when I sleep
      So much less a creep hahaha

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    5. A cute sleeper
      Were you told by a peeper?

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    6. Maybe it was a dream
      Or so it may seem

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    7. You said you don't dream
      May be another stream

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  2. Congrats Pat, I read the ghostly tale. I enjoyed it with my brewing tea. Who knows what next Halloween will bring?

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    1. Who knows what shall show
      With the sky all aglow

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  3. I suck at most sports, except bowling and bocce.

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    1. Is bowling really a sport?
      No field or court

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    2. Make that a double
      Double trouble

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    3. Double the fun
      Or the jailhouse run

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  4. I'll Pass The Buck With The I Suck!
    Must be alert sometimes need to duck
    Was good at nothing
    Or good for nothing
    Must strive and not to depend on luck

    Hank

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    1. Yeah, screw old luck
      On that we pass the buck

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  5. Congratulations on winning!
    Cat is mighty cocky. Let's see what happens when we break out the little red dot...

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  6. Congrats to Cat without a rhyme
    He writes of sucks like stairs to climb
    Sucky things are tried by some
    Follow your muse till kingdom come

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  7. I would have been number 1 Kaykuala; but I was busy reading Pat's other blog. Well I was reading the blog. I don't think I was up that early.
    Anyway, well done Pat. Ya need to behave cat. Cheers this morning.

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    1. haha good excuse to use
      Why you didn't light the #1 fuse

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  8. Interesting story you wrote for the win
    A bit of a surprise about it
    I suck at sports
    Probably because I am not fit.

    Congrats!

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    1. One just has to start
      Could ride a go-kart

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  9. can't sew
    can't sing on key
    but I'm okay with that
    can live just fine at my sea

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    1. haha neither can eye
      Give either of those a fly

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  10. Congrats on your win. That is just first class. You all have a great day.

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  11. Nice win, congrats! Hey, our Dyson sucks!

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    1. Sucks and makes us run
      Might take the hair off each bun

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  12. Well, obviously, suck is not what you do
    At your other zoo
    Congrats for writing best
    When put to the Halloween test!

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    1. haha yeah, the cat is just bitter
      But he won't take to twitter

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  13. I suck at dating too
    No surprise, to gals or guys
    I've sorta had the snip snip but worse
    the mid aged woman's surgical curse
    still can't find a keeper
    or chimney sweeper
    who's not a peeper
    Batteries are cheaper.

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    1. lol at least batteries aren't needed for me
      I can do such things for free

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  14. There's a lot I can do
    That I don't do well
    And what I do well
    I cannot tell.
    I'm fair at grammar
    And I can spell.
    I rhyme okay--
    Does that ring a bell?

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. That it does ring
      Sure in full swing
      As you got down the flow
      Sure won't eat crow

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  15. Congratulations on the Win! So well deserved!
    Hmm... things I suck at ... uh just about everything. But it's always fun to try.

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    1. As long as fun is had
      And it doesn't drive one mad

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  16. I hopped over and read your story. Nice job! Congratulations on the win!

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    1. Thanks for the read
      Was fun to win indeed

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  17. Congrats to you and the entire zoo!

    I am good at little,
    cant play the fiddle
    or even whittle,
    but I can eat plenty
    of brittle.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. There you are
      Win brittle eating contests at your sand bar

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  18. Woo Hoo on the Halloween Challenge! You go, Pat (and cat:)

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    1. Pat got the win
      Cat thinks its a sin lol

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  19. I visited the other blog and enjoyed the story very much!

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    1. Thanks for the look
      Glad it was enjoyed at your nook

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  20. At winning I offer congrat
    The only rhyme with that is Pat

    -
    By charm of this vampire she’s struck
    For her precious dreams he would pluck
    Yet she kept on whining
    He needed refining
    ‘cause at late night dining he’d suck

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  21. I am better than your cat at almost everything human. the rest is up to him.

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    1. He will lose at most
      As humans can sail the coast

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  22. orlin N cassie....conga ratz two yur dad.....how kewl iz thiz !!! when de spiez down de hall leeve, we will chex out hiz storee ~~~~~~~ awesum ! ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. Have to watch those spies
      They can spread lies

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  23. Congrats Pat ~ Wishing you a good week ~ Don't finish all the candies & chocolates ~

    Grace

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  24. Congratulations! To be honest I really suck at maths

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    1. Math can be a pain
      Driving one insane

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  25. I just visited. Not one bit surprsied you earned the win. A writer you are indeed.

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    1. Now if only that were the way
      To make my pay lol

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  26. Congrats on your well deserved win!
    I suck at enjoying winter. I think as soon as the snow falls I'll take your advice and smash a printer.

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    1. haha smash the thing
      Put it on youtube and watch the views spring

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  27. Congrats on the win, the only thing I even came close at winning was #1 today.

    Just kidding not even that

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    1. haha a little ways off indeed
      There at your feed

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  28. Yaaaaay! Congrats Pat! That's awesome!!!

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  29. Congrats Pat on the win
    I bet the cat has an envious grin.
    Let's hope the cat did not flick out more litter
    that would suck so the cat better not be bitter.
    I bet the cats give you lots of lick and a head butt or two.
    You have earned it so go have a brew:)

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    1. haha that they do
      Maybe a little scratch too
      As they go on their way
      Kicking litter all over our bay

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  30. Well look at you go
    with the nonrhyming flow!

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  31. I suck at patience in this election year
    so much at the polls to fear!

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    1. Fear sure there is
      With the politic biz

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