Sunday, November 20, 2016

Pull Back The Curtain On The Certain!

There are sure many who are certain here and there. Finding one who isn't may be more rare. But is certain a good thing? I guess we'll see as this rhyme does spring.

Certain you are.
Certain as a car.
Can a car be certain?
Bah, ask Tim Burton.

You have no need.
No need to take heed.
You are certain of it.
Screw that other shit.

Certain in life.
Certain of strife.
Certain of happy.
I'm certain you're yappy.

Certainly I can't be wrong.
Sing the certain yappy song.
Music to my ears.
I was right, my dears.

Certain one may cringe.
My dears may create a twinge.
But there is no poppycock.
All's tickety boo as we walk the walk.

I'm certain of it.
Every little bit.
Nothing else is here.
Certain means no fear.

Have to stay steadfast.
I'm certain it will last.
Certain you are too.
Certain you should agree with my view.

A certain thing can't occur.
Don't let your eyes blur.
Keep certain in sight.
Then all will be alright.

Alright until it's not.
Screwed your certain plot.
Whoops, still certain are we?
Certain as a cat stuck in a tree?

Certain you got screwed,
With your for certain attitude.
For you did not even look,
As uncertainty swooped in like a crook.

Still certain of all there at your hall? Can be as certain as can be but doesn't make it certain at any sea. Does that make sense? Are you on the fence? That means certain took off. Certain may now scoff. At least you can have one certain thing come to pass. You can be certain I am a little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

65 comments:

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    1. 32 mins late
      Still made it
      2 in a row
      Things seemed slow

      Hank

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    2. Blue must be snoring
      Or all off exploring

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    3. I was snoring on my couch
      Like a blue grouch

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    4. Grouch with a snore
      Hopefully you don't bore

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  2. Pull back the curtain on the certain
    To make sure that one had it gotten
    Not to be wromg
    All for a song
    To be walking tall and be confident

    Hank

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  3. We need a Never Say Never type of saying for those who say Certain all the time.

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    1. That we may
      Hmmm Certain there is a way

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  4. certainly you are one of most spontaneous rhyming soul.

    if we have faith and throw away the doubt's burden.
    we will be sure,we will be certain .

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    1. Certain can be the way
      As I rhyme on anything each day

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  5. Not certain of anything here
    Except that I am getting old
    But at least I am healthy
    Without a cold.

    Betty

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  6. I sm certain we don't know who Tim Burton is!

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    1. Say beetlejuice three times
      And you'll see from the chimes

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  7. I'm certain I'm not going to be #1 today

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  8. Whenever I have been certain about people or things, especially sports or election outcomes, I have been wrong. Being certain certainly sucks.

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    1. That it can suck
      Passing the buck

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    2. I'm certain that's as true
      As my blue suede shoe

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    3. So fake like your shoe
      As you don't have two

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  9. I am not certain of much of anything except that my cats are always ready to eat and they are certain of that.

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  10. I am rarely certain about anything. Been proven wrong too many times for sure. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Proven wrong eases that
      Less certain where one is at

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  11. Certain as the sun does set
    That I'll win my gambling bet
    Take my billions to the bank
    Oops my ship of gold just sank

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    1. Have to dive and bring it up
      Can't suffer such a hiccup

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  12. The only thing that is certain is change
    That can feel like a dog with mange.
    We can adapt to it
    But we hate it and can make a fit.
    Death and taxes are also certain and true.
    Ughh that talk can make me feel blue.

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    1. That it all can indeed
      As the only certains take seed
      Taxes you can also avoid
      But unless you're Trump you better be paranoid

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  13. People who talk facts
    Make of themselves an ass
    Cuz everything's unclear I think
    Except the US is about to sink.
    And your snowjob* joke's the best,
    Funnier than the rest.

    *your comment on my blog.

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    1. haha snowjob for the win
      As into the sea the US sinks in

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  14. This is too existential for me. I'll make it easy and just agree. Qui.

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  15. Tim Burton + Johnny Depp tells me I don't need to see that movie.

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    1. Same shit different day
      Just look away

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  16. Are you certain and to that I reply "I am certain that I am uncertain" I need a nap so pull the curtains..

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    1. I'm caught in a trap
      I can't get out..

      Sing it with me Blue.. You don't want me to snap

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    2. Certain uncertain
      Pulls back the curtain

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    3. pull the curtains
      my eyes are hurtin'
      a migraine I'm certain

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    4. Ugg to those
      Hate when they strike a pose

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  17. My kitties from childhood loved climbing curtain. Now we don't have curtain at home. I'm not certain what my kitties here would do if we had curtain :-)

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    1. haha probably tear it down
      Mine would at our town

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  18. I am certain that on Sunday nights I start dreading Monday mornings. Sad but true.

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    1. Dread sinks in
      As in Monday begins to spin

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  19. The only thing we can be certain about is the lack of certainty about anything. 'Have a great fall' you say. I first thought Humpty Dumpty, but then I was certain you meant that season known as 'fall' in your parts and 'autumn' in most others. Hmm. I'm having a nice spring, about to be summer, which Down Under can be a bummer. A little too hot to trot! (Oh, excuse me, Pat. I've been reading too many bloggers' Trump Lovin' posts and feel slightly off my game...:-)

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    1. lol a little off is fine
      Crazy works for the feline
      If we were to use autumn
      It would sure need to go with bottom

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  20. Of this I am certain
    behind future's curtain
    we all will flirtin'
    with things so uncertain

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  21. I am certain that nothing is certain. And certainly that has been said before. :)

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    1. That it was and will
      One that gets its fill

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  22. No one likes uncertainty
    With none life's inadvertantly.
    Stock Markets crash
    and lose your cash
    and people will bleed you
    Because the can't read you.
    It makes us confident
    and a little less incompitent . . . . . . lol

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    1. lol until the tide turns
      Then bye bye returns
      Crashes and out the window
      If you even have a window anymore in tow

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  23. There are very few things you can be certain about and those are what haunt us. I like uncertainty. It keeps me on my paws. :-)

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  24. I'm only thing I'm certain about is I am never certain about anything at all.

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    1. A conundrum indeed
      Can sure take seed

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  25. I'm certain that...There is very little certainty in life. haha

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  26. I'm certain life is uncertain. Anything can happen! I hope that you have a nice day!

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    1. That it can and will
      Even if one were to just chill

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  27. I'm not certain of much these days
    I don't know what really pays
    but it is good to be aware these days!

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    1. Awareness can be key
      So things don't bite thee

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