Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Sign And Date There Mate!

The cat has a task for you today. You better have your pen on display. Get ready to sign your name. If you can't, an X isn't so lame. Just make it big. Then you can go dance a jig.

An agreement is had.
It's pages are more than a tad.
But just sign in three places,
Then we'll all have smiley faces.

You'll get the pleasure of signing your name.
You know that may even bring fame.
I'll get the pleasure of owning it all,
With 55.67% interest at my hall.

Hey, you just signed.
Don't pay and you'll be fined.
You didn't see that claim?
Pffft no matter, you signed your name.

It was there to read.
You signed the deed.
Don't blame me.
It was there to see.

Read and see.
A yipppee for me.
You said no to it.
I can't help that shit.

Now pay up.
No hiccup.
You fill my cup.
I even own your pup.

You got a bargain.
You didn't worry about the jargon.
You just signed away.
Now I get all your pay.

Them are the terms,
Even if you catch worms.
I'll own those too.
But I'll let that slide at my zoo.

You'll never get away.
You signed to play.
Now you work to pay.
Damn, I'm good at my bay.

That was a flipperoo.
You screwed you.
You didn't read it.
There was no bamboozled shit.

Geez, now you work to pay a rhyming cat. You never should have signed that. Do you read the fine print or treat it like lint? Best to go with the former at your sea. You don't want to pay everything to me. But hey, I do need a new singing bass. So pay up to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

65 comments:

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    1. Morning Blue! First even though I messed it up.

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    2. Morning attack
      from the ninja shack

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    3. haha were you half talking there
      With the " at your lair?

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  2. Always read the fine print.
    I guess an X will have to be legal now since kids aren't taught cursive anymore.

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    1. ha, that is so true, and pretty soon all they will know is texting.

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    2. haha X will mark the spot
      Or one can just scribble a lot

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    3. Scribble away a crayola day!

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    4. Color and marker
      Could make any register a barker

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  3. I always read before I sign on the line
    read the small print make sure it aligns
    as some swine tries to take what is mine

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    1. Swines will steal much in the blink of an eye
      At least they do everything they can to try

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  4. That fine print will get you every time. It's a shame kids aren't taught cursive anymore.

    Thoughts in Progress
    MC Book Tours

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    1. Yeah, they will always have to print
      Until that too becomes lint

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  5. Hide it, hide it in fine print
    Give away, not a hint
    Then you spring the big surprise
    You've been a villan in disguise

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    1. A villain in the best disguise
      As to you no one was very wise

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  6. hubby always reads before he signs
    even if takes lots of time
    then he knows what he is paying
    that is all I am saying

    Betty

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    1. That is the way to be
      No all the ins and outs at your sea

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  7. Sign And Date There Mate!
    There is no saying its fate
    Just get it done
    With a fine run
    Be with one that you create

    Hank

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    1. Create your own
      A much better ending tone

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  8. I get lazy and sign away. But it is not wise. I don't think anyone reads the TOS for software and social media sites.

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    1. Yeah, usually skip the ones for sites
      Reading them can cause frights

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  9. All the fine print is hard to read
    especially if the pages go on and on times three!

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    1. And that they do
      Could be 50 things to sign too

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  10. aww Pat you always make me laugh.
    Have a good day cat :) :)

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    1. Glad it is grand
      With the daily run in my land

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  11. my cursive looks like an X by now
    sign and pay
    then sign and sue
    it's all the same
    to make you feel blue

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  12. As the saying goes: be careful what you wish for, you may get it.
    Change that to: be careful what you sign and read the tiny print.

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    1. Yeah, pull the switcheroo
      Read everything to see if it is true

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  13. I get letters from a small loan place all the time. I finally read the interest rate, 40%. There's no way people can pay that off

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    1. Nope, they get you in that for life
      Damn that, only causes strife

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  14. Whenever I sign for a loan, the officer thinks I am weird. I read everything. I know how much the whole thing will end up costing me. Everything. I guess that is not too common. Which I think is weird. People should know what they are getting into.

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    1. Yeah, people shouldn't go in blind
      That is how they get into a bind

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  15. Kids now aren't taught cursive so how are they going to sign their names.

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  16. I'm married to an attorney. Nuff said!

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  17. Signing must be a sign of the times!

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  18. orlin N cassie......de food servizz gurl had ta sign her name like 94 times two a damn loan once, her waz reedin everee page bee for her signed N de loan purrson waz gettin pizzed.....did de food servizz gurl care.....helzz noe !!!! ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. lol that is the way to be
      Piss them off before you sign for the fee

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  19. I signed
    she whined
    to find
    I lined
    behind
    entwined

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    1. Entwined in a snare
      There at your lair

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  20. I read every single line
    Before I sign
    And sometimes still whine...

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    1. haha whine can come through
      As not much one can do

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  21. Sign here below.
    What's the problem, Joe?
    Thought you should know
    I have all your dough.

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  22. Sign here, and here. Initial there and there. Fold the paper, and pay up.

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    1. About the size of it
      After signing lots of shit

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  23. My boss has to sign many, many, many papers every day. I'm glad I'm not in a position to have any kind of authority :-)

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    1. Yeah, would be stressful to do
      If any came back on you

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  24. That's why I hate going to the doctor these days. I feel like all I do is take an hour to sign my name to 500 papers just to speak with the doctor for 5 minutes. Ridiculous.

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    1. lol glad we don't have that here
      Just have to go in and wait off one's rear

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  25. You must be talking about Easy Financial who love to nab the unsuspecting and steal their soul at only 59.95%. Yes....that is correct, many people have paid $7,000 over 4years for a tv and its stand that normally cost $900

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    1. lmao that is pathetic in the end
      But people fall for such a "lend"

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