Monday, November 14, 2016

Take A Pass And Get Blessed In Mass!

The cat has one thing for you to do today. You must pass this post on to all at your bay. Don't just sit and stare. There is a time limit, so beware. You may miss out if you don't. Get blessed you won't.

Send it to all.
Heed the call.
This is great news.
It sure can't lose.

The cat can rhyme.
Woweee, news at prime time.
No one knew that.
Except for the cat.

You didn't know?
Admit it at my show.
How could you though?
I kept it on the down low.

Now go and share.
You have minutes to spare.
15 minutes that is.
Share and in things will whiz.

You'll be blessed.
God will bless you no matter how you dress.
Yep, just from sharing.
It so shows you are caring.

But wait, there's more.
Share it by 12 minutes at your shore.
You will be blessed and get a wish.
Yep, in a wish will swish.

Anything at all you want.
No, I don't sit and taunt.
But what, there is still more.
Let's make it a triple encore.

If you send it within 8 minutes at your sea,
You will get a worldwide travel spree.
Did I mention there is more?
Yeah, this won't be a travel chore.

Your tour will be on a UFO.
Now you really have to go.
All around the planet.
You don't even have to man it.

So share it now.
Your friends will wow.
You'll get blessed, a wish and a world jaunt.
Warning, those alien probes may haunt.

Did you believe me? Did you share with glee? Pfffft the cat hopes not. Don't you love those emails with their ridiculous share plot? Like God gives a shit whether you share. But hey, if you believe it I got a bridge to sell you around here somewhere. Are you a sender to your friend mass? If you want I won't stop you from sharing my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

72 comments:

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    1. I believed you
      You know it's true

      Delete
    2. but, where is the shoe
      I am tired and blue...

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    3. Shoe's in the gutter
      Will that make you stutter

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  2. Do people still send out those emails?
    What if I share this post on Twitter? That's not the same thing, is it?
    Alex and Scooby Blue? I guess there's worse things to be than Shaggy.

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    1. Twitter may work for it
      Yeah, I've still seen such email shit

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  3. I shared it quickly, now how fast does the money roll in?

    We have something called prosperity gospel here. Just donate money and support the church and God will roll in the blessings. I'm not a believer to say the least.

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    1. lmao yeah, give all your money
      God will make all sunny

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  4. haha - I used to get chain letter emails, but to them I did not send. I am still here so it wasn't the end in the passing trend.

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    1. Nope, still around indeed
      Even when ignoring took seed

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  5. Don't believe in these things
    Don't send them along down the way
    Just silly stuff they are
    That is all I will say

    Betty

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    1. Silly in every way
      Toss them in the nearest bay

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  6. I despise those things that are sent.
    They surely get me bent.
    Especially the ones that say you will do this and that
    to prove you're a good friend at their mat.
    And you have only minutes to respond
    as if there is a magic wand. ugh.

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    1. haha know how to get you going
      Just give one of them a showing

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  7. Sometimes I tweet a post if I really like it,
    Or maybe I'll send it to face book to share.
    But if it's requested to send to others,
    I ignore it and leave it there.

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    1. That is the wise move to make
      Avoid it and not partake

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  8. I hate the: share this with x amount of people and you'll be rich or have good luck, etc

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    1. haha yep, those deserve hate
      Not changing any fate

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  9. I still yet to hear from that Nigerian prince

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    1. He's an elusive sob
      Not wanting to share with me

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  10. the old fashioned chain letter. I was the party pooper every time

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    1. haha tossed it away
      With the delete display

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  11. Dang, you had to bring up UFOs and they bring aliens!

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    1. And they probe away
      Run for the litter tray

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  12. I truly, truly hate those posts on Facebook that say to share right now to receive a blessing.

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    1. Yep, a load of crap
      With what such posts yap

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  13. Take A Pass And Get Blessed In Mass!
    All those postings and email requests
    Modern day chain letters
    Perpetrated by the cheaters
    Ignore them on pain of outright losses

    Hank

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    1. Yep, ignore them every which way
      Make the cheaters pay

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  14. Hello spam my old friend.... I've come to delete you again... Because you annoy me... There's no truth in in you as anyone sees... And the sender, he deserves to be shot... That's the plot... Within the realm of junk mail.

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    1. haha may get you arrested though
      If on such a shooting spree you go

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    2. Crystal, great song, great take!
      Best of jokes can you make!

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    3. A good one indeed
      Sure took seed

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  15. I used to get these most on email,
    now they're on facebook, asking for a share,
    I never partake and just skip right past,
    I can't believe so many people put them on blast.

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    1. Yep, many sure give them a show
      I roll my eyes and away I go

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  16. Now you and the cats have added all kinds of angst to my day. When I get these, especially ones with angel wing images, I get the jitters. Share? Don't share? Be on the safe side and annoy my friends? Risk hell and damnation, or at the least, some rotten luck? Arrrrg!

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    1. lmao got you all messed up now
      You may end up having a demon cow

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  17. I not only don't share but I'm disappointed in my friends who do. Who has time for that junk?

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    1. Yep, that junk is best to ignore
      As they send them forevermore

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  18. I have lots of blessings as it is ~ and I don't send those posts on to anyone ~ ridiculous spam! I don't want to burden my friends with them! Hope your having great day at your bay!

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    1. A good way to be
      Ignore the crap with its spree

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  19. That crap goes straight in the circular file!

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  20. ""Copy this to your Facebook status if you care about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Those always irritate me. :)

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    1. haha yep, irritation they can do
      When they come in view

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  21. Too many people need to use the trash can icon.

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  22. Share it with Godfrey, he's a dish
    Share it with Guido, make his wish
    Pass it to Lemmy, close the gate
    Pass it to Bucko, it's a date

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    1. A date worth a buck?
      May be shit outta luck

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  23. The cat can rhyme?????????????????? For real???????? Must... share...

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  24. I asked the cat
    lay out the mat
    to where it's at
    next door it sat

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  25. Growing up I did think that chain letters would bring me luck. Now I am less quick to share without thinking. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. haha well at least now you know
      With a no sharing you go

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  26. They all go to my spam emails, smiles ~ Such ridiculous offers, ha ~

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    1. Yep, every single one
      Trash them and be done

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  27. Only one chain mail many moons ago tried by I
    Send fabric, get fabric, I had to try
    I sent mine, gone none back
    Now they all get on the garbage track

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    1. A sham in the end
      That is their trend

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  28. I seriously hate those chain mail letters. While I don't get them through email much anymore, Facebook is always loaded with them. I skipped over them all, so I guess I'll be broke the rest of my life, then I'll be retiring, spending eternity in hell now, I suppose.

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    1. haha well at least you know what to expect now
      So none of it will wow

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  29. But what about all the terrible things that will happen to us if we don't share? GASP!

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  30. I have seen many of these on Facebook and e-mail
    If you don't send it, you will fail.
    God will look down on you and shake his finger
    then only burnt ashes,where you once stood, will linger.

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    1. Yeah, oh so scary a fate
      If you are 2 seconds late

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  31. I was never into chain letters, thought something odd about them. Great post Pat all the same.
    Yvonne.

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  32. Nope I never share
    not that I don't care!!

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