Wednesday, November 23, 2016

The Best Back With Some Flack!

The cat heard this again the other day, so we'll take it another way. The best idea ever it was indeed, but whoops, they forgot at their feed.

Have ideas done.
Done by the ton.
Or done by the little.
Oops, brain is brittle?

In one ear, out the other?
I've done that to my mother.
Shhhh, don't tell.
Maybe some need a bell?

It gives a ding.
Save the idea to cha-ching.
Or like an STD from a fling.
Hey, it's saved on something.

But I guess not.
Can't remember the plot.
Out the window it went.
And then they get bent.

It was forgotten by me.
Blah blah blah, pitiful me spree.
You've heard the rest.
In the end it was the BEST!

Err ummm not.
Sorry, screwed by brain rot.
Not the best if never done.
Easy to say when you never won.

I won 1st in every Olympic event.
At least I would have if I left the beer tent.
See? I can do it as well at my lair.
Damn, my logic just screwed you there.

What you have may not be grand,
But it is still the best at your land.
At least for the moment from you,
Until something more comes due.

Subjective is best.
We've done that test.
But still if one tops the rest,
Then it is your best.

Not that best thought,
That you let out to rot.
Hey, I want to do it once more.
I'd win the lottery if I played at my shore.

I could go on all day with such examples at play. Heard this one before? I'm sure you have at your shore. Maybe even said it a time or two. But it is only the best if it is actually the best and comes due. Otherwise the same thing as gas. It fades eventually when it comes out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

54 comments:

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    1. Happened to avoid the duck
      By a stroke of good luck

      Hank

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    2. Got on in
      Seconds for the win

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    1. Good morning Hank that was close

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    2. That makes me two
      Where is Blue???

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    3. Good morning True
      Great company too!

      Hank

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    4. A close call
      Blue's off having a ball

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  3. The Best Back With Some Flack!
    Not to be seen to have slacked
    Good ideas sought
    Not to be bought
    Examples seen needn't have to beg

    Hank

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    1. A little bought
      Can screw a lot
      Begging can stink
      Just stick with a wink

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  4. Great verse message understood.
    Yvonne.

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  5. My kids have all done the in one ear and out the other
    Truth be told, I have done it too...with MY mother. ;)

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    1. haha that I still do
      But fake it well at my zoo

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  6. Light bulb ideas can go pop
    Then your world begins to flop
    Out the window, out the door
    Nrver really got a score

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  7. I have those days when things go in one ear and out the other before I ever heard a sound. :)

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    1. haha at least you won't know
      As no sound can show

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  8. I forget a lot at my place
    Whether it be an idea or not
    Sucks to get old these days
    But better than dying by a long shot

    Betty

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    1. Beats dead in a ditch
      That would make any twitch

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  9. I know a lot of people who would win the lottery... if they played.

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    1. haha yep, soooo many would win
      If only they gave it a spin

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  10. I've played the lottery, it's not that easy to many others are playing the same game! :)
    Cliches are so disappointing!

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    1. That they are in the end
      But they never buck the trend

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  11. almost won
    had ideas by the ton
    but tough to get ahead
    if you don't get out of bed

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    1. Yep, have to hop out
      For things to move about

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  12. I had a good idea once, but it didn't last long!

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    1. It flew away
      Out the window at your bay?

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  13. If only we could win the lottery. but by the time we did, we would be out of money anyway.

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    1. Yep, broke as could be
      Then you'd win for free

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  14. I am guilty of not really listening when I'm stuck in my head...in one ear, out the other.

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  15. orlin N cassie

    best eye dea ever az far az we iz concerned...cat food ina canz.... { now if we could onlee figure out how ta OPEN de canz ☺☺☺☺☺

    N we noe ewe due knot haz bass terd turkee day two morrow but we will bee off line til monday sew heerz two a pie filled noe burd happee week oh end two all !!! ~~~~ ♥♥♥♥♥

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    1. Yeah, getting them open can be rough
      We have to work on that stuff

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  16. I just never left that beer tent. The selection is just way too good. Maybe next year I'll win that gold medal.

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    1. You may just get there
      Wait, there is one more beer to spare

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  17. The echoes that come from that dome
    That place where nobody’s at home
    Where grass share the plain
    With dust flown from Maine
    This space where a brain used to roam

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    1. Roam and kept going
      Now there is none showing

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  18. Just lost that million dollar idea

    never mind just remembered, edible sneakers

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    1. Dogs would be in luck
      Could make a buck

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  19. ...in one ear and out the other...mmm...what did you say?...

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  20. In one ear and out the other....lot of that going on at our house:)

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  21. My girls have perfected the in one ear and out the other movement!

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  22. In one ear and other out,
    That's what my kids do when I shout,
    And then you don't wanna know what comes outta my mouth!!! ;)

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  23. Some days I think there are no more fresh ideas any more
    and other days I find new ideas by the score!

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    1. Just depends how you look
      At ones nook

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  24. How I wish my hubby would listen
    But his ADHD makes my mind glisten
    With frustration and a big sigh
    Makes me want to just get high.

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    1. haha because you got high
      May make your brain fry

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  25. I think I have brain rot!
    Good ideas at my bay, NOT!

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    1. lol need to search
      Discover them in the lurch

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