Sunday, December 25, 2016

A Merry Trick That Is Ick!

Pat tried to get us to dress up on this cheery day. To that we said a big no way. Is is cheery or merry? Beats me, go eat a cherry. How did he do it? He pulled some tricky shit.


He went back,
Back at our shack,
And said we did it before.
Pfffft like I'd buy that at our shore.


He even tried Cassie.
He wasn't tricking that lassy.
She just ran under the bed.
One way to get nothing on her head.


Then he said he'd make us look dumb.
Pffft does that bother my rhyming bum?
Nope, not one bit.
 Isn't that nose a hit?


Cassie didn't care.
Are you even aware she's there?
That snowman is too happy.
He'll be the one to make all yappy.


 So he had to settle for this.
He made up our Christmas bliss.
Meanwhile we are going to knock over the tree.
I hope a great day is had at your sea. 

Oh and payback is sweet. 
It is ever so neat.
See? We can do it too.
Even quote a movie with gas at our zoo.

 
Did he really think we'd fall for that? Did the fat guy find you where you are at? Maybe he can bring Pat better photoshopping skills. He could use them to pay the bills. Yeah right. May scare the rats away at night. Hope a good holiday is being had at your merry or cheery pad. I will now go find Cass so we can get to knocking down that tree that is in front of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. It's now 2 in a row
      Starting a bit slow!

      Hank

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    2. Merry Christmas everyone
      Happy hols and have fun!

      Hank

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    3. Still on a roll
      Hope a merry day is taking a stroll

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  2. A Merry Trick That Is Ick!
    For a convenient quick fix
    Queer dressing
    Is not the thing
    But making sure things click

    Hank

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    1. Can make the spirit click
      Even if the cats find it ick

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    1. Merry Xmas Blue
      Does X mark the spot for treasure too?

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    2. Merry Christmas to
      you too Blue!

      Hank

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    3. Blue must be snoring
      Or out exploring

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    4. Blue was fast asleep
      Ignoring that neighborly creep
      I like that quote too
      Home alone with Scooby Blue

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    5. I knew you'd get that
      Here at our mat

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    6. Movies are my thing
      Now, where's my blue shoe um shoestring?

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    7. Movies are grand
      Sure watched many in our land

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  4. Merry Christmas Pat, Hank and Blue... and everyone who comes along after too!

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    1. Hope a grand one is had
      There at your pad

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    2. Merry Christmas Rosey, Pat and Blue
      Happy New Year and Happy Hols too!

      Hank

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    3. Hope a great new year is had
      At every pad

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  5. Photoshop relieving cats of stupid human dress-ups around the world. Merry Christmas Pat.

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    1. Photoshop does the task
      No need to even ask

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  6. Haha how cute! What a neat trick indeed at your feed. Looking good in your hood. Merry Christmas Pat and cats! And thank you for your support over the year, here is to Christmas cheer. :)

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    1. Fun to fool with indeed at our feed
      Hope a great christmas at your sea takes seed

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  7. We got my inlaws cat a new toy that looks like a fish with a fishing rod. He tried to murder it.

    Merry Christmas.

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    1. haha knows how to have fun
      Murder it in front of everyone

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  8. Knew it was photo shop very early on
    Can't imagine a cat putting up with that
    But they were cute and brought a bit of cheer
    On this Christmas Day imagine that!

    Merry Christmas!

    betty

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    1. Yeah, they'd take off my arm if I tried it
      Wouldn't stand for that one bit

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  9. We think those are great pictures of the cats all dressed up. Love the beards. Wonder if any of mine would consider wearing those. Probably not so good for photo shopping. A very Merry Christmas to all of you.

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    1. A photoshopping is the easy way
      Or they'd chop ones arm off at our bay

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  10. Funny. You might not want to nap today. Who knows what you will look like upon awakening. Hide sharpie pens

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    1. Keep all hidden away
      For they revenge they may

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  11. That was fun! Merry Christmas from all of us!!!

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    1. Glad it was fun
      Hope a merry day is spun

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  12. Merry Christmas to the cat and Pat!

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    1. Hope a merry one is had
      There at your pad

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  14. Cute, cute, cute ...cute cats at Christmas time
    Look at all the meow, meows, even set to rhyme
    Hats and mats and tatter tats,, what a fun cat day
    Bet the cats are ready soon, to all hit the hay

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    1. Hit the hay they did
      Or they just hid

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  15. Haha aw! That's adorable! Merry Christmas!

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    1. Hope a merry one was had
      There at your pad

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  16. lol, hope that tree still stands
    and lots of around your friends!
    Merry Christmas Pat and Cats!

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    1. lol it fell once a week or so back
      Wasn't because of our cat attack

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  17. Photoshop or not, those cats were looking cool. Merry Christmas, my friend!

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    1. They wouldn't think so in real life
      Hopefully you had a great christmas with no strife

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  18. Oh my goodness, this is soooo cute! Photoshop is always better than actually wearing those Christmas outfit, right? :-) Merry Christmas to you all!

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    1. haha yep, photoshop wins the day
      Also less dangerous and expensive that way

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  19. Pat this was wonderful It reminded me when our dog was alive the children dressed her up in my daughter's dress. Loved the verse as always. Sorry for the late comment.
    Yvonne.

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    1. haha bet the dog loved that
      And ate the dress stat

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  20. Well, that's one happy snowman indeed! My dogs won't let me dress them up either. Thankfully, there's still Photoshop to make them look festive :) Hope you and the cats had a wonderful Christmas!

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    1. Photoshop does the trick
      Otherwise may lose an arm some slick

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  21. Love your kitties in their hats
    But I'm surprised, no spats??
    The carrot seems happy to see me
    ...I'm just going to let that be.
    Merry Christmas to you now
    A bit late, please don't take a cow:)

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    1. haha the carrot is a hamppy camper indeed
      With what took seed

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