Monday, December 5, 2016

Don't Bank On The Blank!

Last year people went bat shit crazy because Star Bucks was hazy. Yeah, no Christmas on the side. Woweee, that is something to talk about far and wide. But the cat will join in. We don't want a repeat spin.

Look at you,
Christmas in view,
Can't say another thing.
Nope, just tunes you sing.

Forget the rest.
Christmas has to be the best.
No others holidays.
Christmas just pays.

Happy holidays is even bad,
At least to some at their pad.
Can't have that.
Not even from a rat.

Look, it's a red shirt.
With you I can't flirt.
You are wearing red and it's blank.
Go get hit by a tank.

Oh my, a red towel.
That makes me howl.
It has no Christmas pic.
You are such a dick.

Some red shoes.
Those sing the blues.
They don't even have an elf.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

A red painted house.
I curse you and your mouse.
That is sooooo wrong.
I hope you get crushed by King Kong.

Look at that red car.
My, that can take you far.
I hope it goes right into a ditch,
You Christmas hating bitch.

You have red undies.
Maybe even red fundies.
Both is such a shame.
No sex you will claim.

Red makes me see red.
Red with no Christmas bed.
You must clearly say Christmas only.
Who cares if other holidays get lonely.

Pfffffft says the cat. Wowee, only red where one is at. That is oh so bad. Let's rant about it from pad to pad. Being forced to say Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas is dumb. Should be able to say what you want, chum. But whining because of the color of a cup makes the cat realize there is more brains in a pup. I better go hide after this rhyming pass because I've been sitting and now I have a red little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

58 comments:

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    1. That's 4 in a row
      Just a soft blow!

      Hank

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    2. Good morning True
      Could have been you!

      Hank

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    3. Got on in
      Still getting the win

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  2. Don't Bank On The Blank!
    And to state it that frank
    Red in color
    As no other
    Not ending up all deranged

    Hank

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  3. Great verse to start the week Pat.
    Yvonne.

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  4. We agree and say what must be said!

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  5. That WAS the dumbest thing last Christmas.i honestly feel bad for businesses, as no matter what they do, they will offend someone.

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    1. Yep, and a riot will start
      All over a fart

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  6. Sounds like it was a big deal, but I think I missed that one. Or I forgot about it if I heard it. That being said, I have a white Dunkin Donuts coffee right now, and I love that they decorated it for Christmas, lol. White with red holiday thingies all over it. :)

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    1. haha someone won't love it
      They'll whine a bit

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  7. If you are going to have red, you need green too if we are doing Christmas.

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  8. Marg has a good point.
    Don't care if it's just red.
    I'll always say Merry Christmas though since that is the holiday I celebrate.

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    1. Yeah, that is what one should say
      If they celebrate at their bay

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  9. I don't care what is on the cup
    when I want a coffee like that
    inside of it is what really matters to me
    don't you agree, cat?

    betty

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    1. haha that is what one wants
      Who cares what else haunts

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  10. I still say Merry Christmas and wear red and green. I think I read Starbucks will use green cups and may have a secret design to be released.

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    1. haha going to buck the trend once more
      And stir up crap at their shore

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  11. Red, red the queen is dead
    Someone shot her in the head
    Too much red and tinsel too
    You know THAT time is coming due

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    1. Seeing red so full
      May turn one into a bull

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  12. I support any holiday that gives me a day off! I'll call it anything

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    1. haha a day off is sure a win
      No taking the 9-5 for a spin

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  13. I will always say Merry Christmas especially when one chooses not to. I will have red and green and gold and silver. I will have my nativity scene for all to see and if they get upset...too bad for you! If anyone else has a holiday then they should be able to celebrate as well

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    1. Yep, that should be the way
      Celebrate how one wants at the end of the day

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  14. Hanukah's near here
    I plan to be a Jewish scrooge this year.

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    1. haha not doing a thing
      To give it a ring?

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    1. The cat likes to eat the tree
      So finds it merry at our sea

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  16. Of all the things to be passionate about, worry about and complain about, greetings and celebrations shouldn't even make the list. I'll always say Merry Christmas.

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    1. Yeah, should be at the bottom of the pile
      Sink such things in the Nile

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  17. Well I managed to miss the Starbucks thing. I'm behind.

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    1. Behind the 8 ball
      Okay in this case at ones hall

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  18. Starbucks just costs too much.
    I stay home and choose my own cup and such.
    lol....

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    1. And with that opening line, I thought you were going to call them a bunch of Nancys. hahaha ;)

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    2. haha brit speak only kicks in
      With a novel spin
      I do use wanker though
      Here at my show

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  19. orlin N cassie

    ther bee sew much political lee correct bull shitz any mor that.....oooopz....now we will prob ablee bee in trubull for sayin de bull shitted... N sted oh de cow..... ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. The poor cow will be up in arms
      You just raised alarms

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  20. I come from a time
    far less sublime
    words weren't a crime
    glasses did chime
    'tween friendships and rhyme

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  21. Oh Man... If I would say what I want.... I might get locked up.

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    1. That wouldn't be grand
      Jailhouse rocking across the land

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  22. Merry Christmas Pat ~ Hope you are enjoying the season of red and green ~

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    1. Enjoying a bit
      With the red and green of it

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  23. Personally I think
    Not using a snowflake will cause a stink

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    1. A stink at your sea
      Where they fly free

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  24. We are soon to have a red and also orange president

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    1. Oompa loompa king
      Great things, not, he will bring

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  25. People get so touchy about these things. It's ridiculous. Say what you want and go on about your day.

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  26. I have no idea what the cat is talking about in this post. Here in my place, people wish everything to each other without thinking too much. Merry Xmas in advance, Cat!

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    1. That is a great way to be
      Here it is all stupid PC

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