Saturday, December 17, 2016

Kid And Child Run Wild!

So the cat hears all, we know that at my hall. The strangeness that can come is always amusing to my little rhyming bum. I suppose that can be strange too. A rhyming bum in a zoo. On with it. My rhyming bum may soon need to shit.

Childish we've done.
With a adultish run.
That we sure know.
Unless you forgot at my show.

How adultish of you.
Less brain cells in view?
All that smoking the good stuff?
Boy, adultish is rough.

Back on task.
Pull back the mask.
Put down the flask,
For I just have to ask.

A 40 year old acts dumb,
Boy, they are a childish chum.
That is just so bad.
"Society" deems that not rad.

The cat would tell them to stick it.
But you all know that bit.
It still had to be said.
Stick it in their rear or head.

Many holes in a head.
They all couldn't be said.
I don't have all day.
Right! On with it at my bay.

A 40 year old gets taken.
At night they are shaken.
Stolen away in the night.
That sure isn't alright.

Just like childish isn't alright.
But kidnapping is more of a fright.
Did you catch my drift?
Are you adultish and swift?

You can't be childish.
No, that can't run wildish.
But you can be kidnapped.
Is your mind now trapped?

So kidish is the winner?
Kidish isn't a sinner?
Damn, my adultish worked for me.
I figured out kidish is the way to be.

Ever notice that? It just had to be picked on by the cat. I'm sure some 40 year old isn't a kid, but if taken, they still get a kidnapping bid. Adultnapping too wordy? Guess that got flipped the birdy. Maybe I'll teach a kidish class? Bah, I'm far too lazy a little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

62 comments:

  1. Kid And Child Run Wild!
    Adults added to the pile
    Not being right
    Took a fright
    Just a matter of style

    Hank

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    1. Style can change
      Not bad to rearrange

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  2. Great verse Pat, one to cheer a person.Thank you.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Glad it can bring cheer
      With the post that is near

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  3. Adultnapping. That's what happens to older people at around eight at night while trying to watch a movie...

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    1. lol I've seen that a time or ten
      Even have done it at my den

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  4. Nap the adult or the kid
    Who really cares, just get rid
    Nap the cat or the dog
    Hide em away in a thick night smog

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    1. The later you may get pee
      Or bit on the knee

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  5. Adultnapping, kidnapping, none of those are fun
    unless it's like Alex said, and then that's the one!

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  6. I don't know about adult napping, but if I hear one more Millenial ipuse the term, 'adulting' I may be forced to kill them.

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    1. haha I haven't heard any in real life use it
      That would be annoying as shit

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    2. A new one just for you
      There at your zoo

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    1. Got me beat
      Reverse is 13 at my street

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  8. Being childish is a matter of perspective. It is much more fun than putting on your big girl pants some times.

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    1. Yeah, who needs those pants
      They may contain ants

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  9. I thought some humans were acting dumb, turns out they weren't acting at all!

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  10. Keeping our childish spirit is so important. See the world with wonder and awe. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. That it sure is indeed
      Way to be at one's feed

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  11. I am not sure why the term "kidnapping" is used. It should be something age-agnostic.

    On the other hand, I am pretty sure old people acting dumb is totally normal. I am in my late 20s and mostly feel like I am still a teenager.

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    1. Probably was just said and stuck
      Hopefully you staying feeling like a teenager with any luck

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  12. Sometimes we remain a kid-at-heart at 40 years of age
    Sometimes, conversely, a kid can have the wisdom of a sage

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    1. That is sure the truth
      At many a booth

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  13. Adult napping - "please do not disturb"
    journey can be bumpy hitting some curbs
    searching for his/her lost inner child
    a spirit full of life, free and wild
    being kidnapped by someone in disguise
    growing up too quickly is not always wise

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    1. Nope, sure not wise indeed
      Screw growing up fully at any feed

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  14. Funny post. Now time for a morning nap ( just kidding).

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  15. Adulting is hard but being a kid gives you know control.

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  16. A lot of man-childs out there

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  17. We have to say, that all of us should remain a child just for the pleasure of all the fun that there is to be had. Not much fun being adults.

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    1. Yeah, not much fun is had
      Being adult at any pad

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  18. Cat, listen, I still haven't grown up/Peter Pan, I am, even with a hump. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. A humping Peter Pan
      Could get you many a fan

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  19. Kiddish is the prayer
    we Jews say over wine
    And I'll take kiddish
    over adultish anytime.

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  20. I am a 23 year old child for sure, so I guess whenever I go out with someone I'm being kidnapped in some way haha

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    1. haha kidnapped in fun ways
      Hopefully nothing of craze

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  21. Kid or adult, whenever I think of napping, I think of knapping or striking flint to get a sharp edge ~ had great fun trying that at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science and then getting to cut meat with my flint knife. And I have been teen-napped, literally grabbed by men in masks, rolled up in a carpet, carried to and thrown into the back of a van, and spirited away. Turned out it was something staged for a university newspaper conference I was attending at UNB, but my editor didn't tell me. The editorial board thought I would act realistically if I thought I was really being kidnapped. They did not have an easy time getting me carted to and into the van, even if I was in a carpet! Boy, sometimes your posts send me way down memory lane! LOL Have a good one, my friend!

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    1. lmao wow that must have been an experience indeed
      Who really knows what my post will make take seed

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  22. Shouldn't we all be a child at heart
    especially during this time of year
    then we can grow up and be an adult
    with the coming of the new year

    betty

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    1. That we should be
      Filled with holiday glee

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  23. I wish to run wild again.....
    it would be a blessing
    in today's world!

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    1. Run wild and have fun
      Enjoying the sun

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  24. To grow up can wait
    It's just not my fate
    To degenerate

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    1. degenerate back
      May bring a heart attack

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  25. Still think I'm waiting to grow up in many ways! Hehe!

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  26. I'll always be a kid at heart. Adulting sucks.

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  27. Love to feel like I'm A kid
    Catching snowflakes which I did
    Just the other day
    And smiled as the snow flew every which way.

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