Monday, December 12, 2016

Mountain From A Mole With The Troll!

Trolls sure can come out from under their bridge. They now all seem to stand on a high ridge. They shout out every which way. Don't you just want to hear what they have to say?

I hate you.
That is right.
Every bit is true.
Day and night.

Today is sunny.
Here I would sit.
But I have to make like a bunny,
And hop to some shit.

You just suck.
Go and die.
Get hit by a truck.
I tell no lie.

Today is sunny.
Here I would sit.
But I have to make like a bunny,
And hop to some shit. 

The Earth is hollow.
It is how it is.
It's held up by Apollo.
I'm right in all my biz.

Today is sunny.
Here I would sit.
But I have to make like a bunny,
And hop to some shit.  

That is wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
I won't play along.
I am right and you are wrong.

Today is sunny.
Here I would sit.
But I have to make like a bunny,
And hop to some shit. 

You really suck.
Speak to me.
I said you suck, fluck!
Don't let that be.

Today is sunny.
Here I would sit.
But I have to make like a bunny,
And hop to some shit. 

Isn't it fun to ignore the trolls? They sure like to assume their roles. Yapping at you all through the day. They have to argue and have their say. But the more you don't give a fluck, the more you prove they just suck. Don't say a word and they are absurd. Got better things to do with time in mass. But a few can get made fun of by my little rhyming ass.


Later all, have a nice fall.

75 comments:

  1. HELLO CAT!
    How's the kitty cat mat?
    Where's the party at?
    Hey, it's Monday...
    Such a fun day!

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    1. Party you say?
      Can you make the snow go away

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    2. A snow party at your slope
      What do you mean, "Nope"?

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  2. Now all we need is a tune
    So we can sing along till the end of June

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    1. A sing along
      Bring on the song

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    2. Sing at high pitch
      That may make some itch

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    3. Be nice
      Buy things no matter the price

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  3. I have dealt with a few over the past decade or so on the old internet superhighway. You're right, best thing to do is ignore them, but it sure is hard sometimes.

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    1. Yeah, sure cane be hard to bite ones tongue
      But have to just let them pop a lung

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  4. Yes, those trolls want to cause havoc. It makes them feel superior.. it's worse when said troll is someone you called a friend.

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    1. That it is worse indeed
      But best to ignore or ones ears may bleed

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  5. Mountain From A Mole With The Troll!
    Just ignore not to be bothered at all
    But they are bothersome
    To the point of nuisance
    So can they talk about with a drawl?

    Hank

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    1. That they may
      When they have their say
      Nuisance through and through
      Pelt them with cat poo

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  6. Let the trolls just keep on trolling...

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  7. Always will be trolls on the internet these days
    they have nothing to do better than play
    like this and try to get people down
    won't happen here is what I have found

    betty

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    1. Nope, ignore and let them flow
      They'll shut up and find a new foe

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  8. Replies
    1. Lock the cell
      There they can dwell

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    2. Is that it?
      Hogwarts is getting slack a bit

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  9. Definitely need to block out all the negative trolls out there!
    ~Jess

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    1. Block out with ease
      Treat them like fleas

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  10. I know a troll living under the bridge
    Just over yonder ridge
    He lives on berries and smokes his weed
    A very mellow troll, indeed

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  11. Trolls should just stay under their bridges and leave everyone else alone.

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    1. We can watch as the bridge falls on them too
      That would be a fine view

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  12. The trolls need to die with their sunny side up!

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    1. All burnt and red
      Can't get out of bed

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  13. Yes, it is fun to ignore the trolls.

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    Replies
    1. Watch as they squirm
      Like a little worm

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  14. trolls should not be given the light of day
    ignore them, they should shrivel, and go away

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    Replies
    1. Shrivel up like a prune
      Stuck in the sun at high noon

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  15. Trolls can be bad, they make me sad.

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  16. I'll let you take on the trolls, Pat. I'll sit this one out at my pad.

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    1. The trolls don't stand a chance
      As they give a glance

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  17. Trolls they will come
    and trolls they will go.
    But, sadly for us, some
    get government jobs, you know.

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    1. And there they sit
      Proving further they are full of shit

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  18. I thought troll didn't happen in December. Guess I'm wrong.

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  19. orlin N cassie....sum oh thiz post soundz like de converse round de food servizz gurlz familee table.... !!!!!

    everee other verse ta bee eggz act startin with de furst..... ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. haha must be a boring place
      With such a chat embrace

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  20. Perfect advice. Some people don't understand that they shouldn't feed the trolls by engaging.

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    1. Yep, they think they can win
      But nope, trolls will always take a spin

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  21. If you get noticed by a troll, then you are doing something right :P

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  22. I often miss the trolls' rants
    But when I catch them, I give them a chance
    to get a piece of my mind
    for my peace of mind
    and for my readers to enjoy
    I can't take the high road
    so striking back is my ploy.

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    1. haha the knife in the back
      You sure won't lack

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  23. Want to get rid of a troll
    Send it back down in its hole
    Make laughter the fruit that you dole

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    1. Bury it in the sand
      The cat can give a hand

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  24. If trolls truly have an attitude like this I hope to never meet one.
    However, if someone gives them lessons in manners they might be fun.

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    1. That they may be
      But I'm sure they'd still find a way to bitch at thee

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  25. The election trolls were the worst
    Made my head and soul burst

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    1. So many were around
      Look and they were found

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  26. Trolls used to be fun.
    Little dolls when I was young.
    Neon colors hair.
    No clothes if you dare. haha.

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    1. Naked as can be
      The cat has chewed on them at our sea

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  27. Don't feed the trolls they say
    but sometimes it's fun to argue and cause them dismay.
    It does seem like trolls have nothing better to do
    than to sit around all day and annoy you.

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    1. Yeah, can be fun to get them going
      But the trolls keep on a rowing

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  28. Show me a troll
    And I'll show you a jerk.
    Who annoys as a goal,
    But does not really work
    Unless trolling's a job,
    and I think it is not,
    The troll's a bore and a slob
    And maybe a sot.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. Summed them up well
      As they try to raise hell
      About the stupidest crap
      One poor simple sap

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  29. This made me legitimately want to hit someone (not for your writing...but because trolls).

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    1. haha don't do that
      Jail is bad at any mat

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  30. Let's ignore the ttolls Pat.
    Great verse.
    Yvonne.

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  31. It is fun to ignore the trolls. But sometimes, letting them go a bit further gives a lot of enjoyment. We should not judge others, and we definitely should NOT make fun of others, but some people never learn.

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    1. Nope, they just go on and on and on
      After a while one would think something new would dawn

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  32. Trolls is a movie I went to see.
    Now I want to go again and take
    my kids with me (one did go last time, lol)

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    1. haha was supposed to be good
      Haven't seen at my hood

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  33. Trolls can go kiss my ass
    That is the end of my sass.

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