Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Round Fifty Three Is As Cheery As Can Be?

The search engine nuts still find me. They must like my sea. What does that say about the cat? Bah, we don't need to get into that. We'd be here all day. Right! On with it at my bay.

sparkly hot farts 30 times

Damn, what did you eat? It sure wasn't neat.

hazards are everywhere

That they are. Like you at a bar?

cat hairball on wood stove

You want to fry one up? You're one sick pup.

"you little igits"

Anne get lost? Is that going to cost?

five goats in boat

It's only one. Sorry to burst your fun.

cat birthday picture with words

Because no words is a shame. Have to have a name.

pjathatt

Spelled wrong. We'll pjlay along.

holybackwards

Yloh what you want? Some kind of ghostly haunt?

sell me your fur

No way. Have some litter from my tray.

furry spotted wigs

Guess that was your second choice? Did you find a wig in which to rejoice?

good gracious cats

No such thing. Unless it was more of a reaction you did sing.

curtains for you, Pat

Pat has a threatener out there. His back better beware.

nimal art at night

Is it glow in the dark? Check out the dog park.

bed eating people

Either way that one goes it will cause woes.

And with the winner for today they sure like to play. Play with clay? Beats me at my bay. As usual I don't want to know. Feel free to guess though.

Clay woman tiits on me

Maybe statue love? I guess it could fit like a glove? Might be covered in pigeon poop though. I could  be wrong and it could be crow. I'm just a cat, not an expert on scat. And so round fifty three has come to pass. Gotta, not really, love the search engine nuts who find my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

51 comments:

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    1. It's now 7th in a row
      Cool as the outside snow!

      Hank

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    2. Cool indeed
      Thankfully no snow taking seed

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  2. Round Fifty Three Is As Cheery As Can Be?
    The nuts sure think they're having a spree
    To give them back
    Without a flack
    Away they go instead of coming back a bully

    Hank

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    1. They rarely ever come back
      And none as of yet has gone all yakkity yak

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  3. Sell me your fur? Must be someone with a thing for hairless cats.

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    1. That very well could be
      Those are a bit creepy to see

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  4. That winner is really frightening. Sounds like someone with a fetish for Pompeii?

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    1. You just never truly know
      What fetishes will surely show

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  5. I keep thinking they can't get weirder
    but then I look at these ones
    Never a dull day at your place
    Always a bit of fun

    betty

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    1. Fun to raise an eyebrow
      As they come here somehow

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  6. Hard to pick a winner from the crazies of today
    Give em all their notice and send em on their way

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    1. Send them packing
      For with brains they are lacking

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  7. Bed eating people, I bet they are stuffed!

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    1. Stuffed and fluffed
      Feathered and buffed

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  8. interesting word play
    from cats to clay

    hmmm

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    1. They search and find
      My rhyming behind

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  9. A clay boob job? Might be a little hard?

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    1. Be a Clay Fighter
      Pull an all nighter

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  10. Sparkly hot farts -YIKES , but I can see why you were found through farts... lol..

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    1. lol the cat uses them a bit
      And you have a sparky fart fit

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  11. This made my rather odd day of trying to find out what Google have been up to again.
    Great verse. Cheered me no end.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Google finds much with ease
      Somethings may go the wrong way with a breeze

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  12. hSometimes the search never ends!

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  13. Have to agree with Betty, never a dull day around here. You just never know what is going to come up.

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    1. haha never know what shall show
      When they find a rhyme in tow

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  14. warmed up Play Doh for the first one? Kids always put Play Doh in the microwave or oven. I will never understand it. They always eat it too (and they do make a glitter/sparkly verison, just for the record). :)

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    1. lol I never saw them stick it in the microwave
      But saw the eating path, blah, they pave

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  15. Always love these posts. But half of these don't make the remotest bit of sense. Usually they contain some twisted logic.

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    1. Yeah, who knows what in the heck they have going through their head
      As most of it gets wtf to how it was even said

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  16. Bet you can guess my
    Top search terms easy as pie
    Giggled at sparkly toots
    Cuz I remember the roots...

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  17. One bed, extra fluffy please and a water.

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    1. May need to search farther away
      For such a bay

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  18. How do you think of this stuff
    surely it has to be rough
    but ruff around cats could be tuff

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    1. No need to think
      Just done with a wink

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  19. If I knew what you were talking about I'd smile.
    To figure it out I'll have to think for awhile.
    Merry Christmas

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    1. haha search nuts abound
      Everywhere they are found

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  20. Oh my
    WTF and WHY?
    Clay woman tiits?
    Sounds like the pitts
    To glaze those tiits, I woulnd't endeavor
    They should stay in the kiln forever
    and ever.

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    1. That they surely should
      At least they wouldn't give splinters like wood

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  21. Sparkly hot farts must be from a unicorn. On a side note, have you ever seen the commercial for a Squatty Potty? I think my husband has watched that one about 500 times this week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

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    1. lmao first I've seen that
      Who knew we weren't getting out all our scat

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    2. Who knew? Let's just say, we are now the proud owners of a Squatty Potty lmao!

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    3. lmao you actually bought one?
      Does it work under your sun?

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  22. Who can threaten Pat with all the cats around?

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    1. The cats take care of all
      Who try at our hall

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  23. It's scary to think how many crazies are out there.
    As least we're warned because you share!
    Merry Christmas, my friend!

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    1. Share I do
      At my zoo
      Hope a great Christmas is had
      There at your pad

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  24. Does statue love
    Beat being in love with a dove
    No not proclaimed misogynist me
    In the place to be
    But a neighbor of mine, yes siree!
    Five goats in boat...
    Would that be a sequel afloat?

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    1. A neighbor and a bird
      Now there's a word
      A word on the street
      A sequel may be neat

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