Thursday, December 29, 2016

With This Embrace We Go To Space!

The cat has found another obsession in a long line. You humans sure do provide plenty of material for the feline. What is this one you ask? Why it is a beam me up task.

Things in space.
It's quite the race.
Who needs a moon?
Sing that tune.

Off to space.
We're an ace.
Off you go.
Quite a show.

A car in space.
Wow, what an embrace.
A tractor too.
Damn, that's new.

A duck in space.
Quite the case.
Throw in a towel.
That makes all howl.

A pointy rock.
That spells space shock.
A hillbilly banjo.
Way to go.

A half eaten pop tart,
As a work of art.
Some counterfeit money.
Aliens will find it funny.

A run down tank.
Take that to the bank.
A lucky rabbit's foot.
Won't be covered in soot.

Some mouth wash.
That idea we won't squash.
Viagra may as well go.
Just in case, you know.

A bag of cat shit.
There we have it.
A light bulb or two,
Along with a port-a-loo.

Some dog hair.
They have plenty to spare.
Maybe even some tax man bills.
Now those would bring thrills.

What would you send into space? Anything you'd embrace? I hope that is not the case. You humans are a strange race. Whoopdi friggin doo is all that can be said at my zoo. Wait! Let's send to space some grass. That would sure, not a chance, impress my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

61 comments:

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    1. What would I send into space?
      Colleagues and neighbors.

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    2. Haha you are 1 & 2
      maybe space has your shoe
      floating to infinity and beyond
      as you dream of a golden pond...

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    3. One times two
      Two came due
      One plus two
      Three for you
      Math in space
      Wins the race

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    4. Haha math wins
      To the space spin

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    5. I'm with Blue!
      Colleagues and neighbors, shoo!

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    6. Many I'd send in
      Math or not for a spin

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    7. I'm with the fox
      Put them in a box
      With a load of dirty socks
      Might given them the chicken pox

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    8. Then you'd have to have it too
      That would just be ewww

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    9. The socks did, not me
      Scooby Dooweeeeeee

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  2. All the scammers that I know
    Send in space, watch 'em go
    Scam the rocks upon the moon
    ''Tis your IQ level, you're loony tune

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    1. Let them fry
      Suffocate and die
      Without a trace
      They float deep into space

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  3. Dang I could have been number 1 this morning. I could have taken that space. Who cares about outer space. I don't want to be the first woman on Mars. I heard the seats aren't that comfortable.

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    1. They'd be hard on the ass
      Much time you'd also need to pass

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  4. Don't want to go to space or send anything there
    don't like to be that high
    so I'll stay contently on earth
    and let out a big sigh

    betty

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  5. I'll stay earthbound. I'd rather explore the ocean.
    If I went into space, I'd scream...
    and they say no one could hear you

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    1. Not heard as aliens attack
      Causing much flack

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  6. Snowflakes: that's what I'd send
    Put intergalactic relations on the mend!

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    1. Flying through the air
      Snowflakes in space would be rare

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  7. I'm still waiting on all the celebrities who said they'd leave when Trump got elected. Still waiting, but you can send them to space if that would be quicker.

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    1. haha yeah, all soooo full of shit
      Drama is all because of it

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    2. Morning, Bijoux
      Does that rhyme with a blue suede shoe?

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  8. I saw the movie Passengers
    sending people out in space
    Two awaken to a love embrace

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    1. Lovey dovey in space
      Quite the embrace

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    2. But was it great, meh or fun?
      Did you hate him for doing that thing to the one?
      Or was it okay... for he's good-looking and all?
      Or did you want him to fall?

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    3. So many questions from Blue
      Maybe Angie has him on a time out at his zoo lol

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    4. That might be true
      At my Scooby Doo zoo

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    5. lol truth from a cat
      How about that

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  9. That was good Pat! If I could I would send our evil neighbor into space!

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    1. I'd send a few
      Put them far out of view

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  10. Do I get a say
    in the next to go away
    far, far into space
    with a small portion of the human race?
    The night skies would turn orange - that's a clue.
    His cabinet would go too.
    Peace would resume for more than a few.

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    1. Yeah, I'd help indeed
      A rocket would take seed
      Shove it up his ass
      Watch as he goes with rocket gas

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  11. I just watched Independence Day 2 so my head is still in space. lol

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    1. lol fun time was had
      Or was it rather bad

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  12. I think sending solicitors into space would be a good idea. :)

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    1. That would be fine
      Let them go to Mars and dine

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  13. orlin N cassie....we wood bee a fraid ta sendz stuff inta space for feer it wood fly bak down N land on R headz ~~~~~ de food gurl N her best friend bear reed a time capsule when they waz like ten.....talk about a looooooooooooooooong time ago.... her haz wondered everee know & then if it was ever dug up.....her canna troo lee even remember what waz in it ! ♥♥♥

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    1. haha someone may find it one day
      Maybe there was something in there worth a lot of pay

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  14. With This Embrace We Go To Space!
    But what a discovery at the place
    Even lots of Dog hair
    Lots to choose there
    It'll just leave one all in a daze

    Hank

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  15. Would I meet Martin Landau and Barbara Bain? Sometimes I want to send my hubby to the moon, like in the Honeymooners, does that count?

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    1. lol well it could count a bit
      Be one big hit

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  16. I'd send my son into space
    and fatherly pride I'd embrace
    and while he is gone
    his room at home drawn
    I'd move to a different place

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    1. Whoops, up and moved away
      But have a nice day

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  17. There aren't any objects I can think I'd like to send into space. People, though, is a whole other story.

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    1. People are easy to find
      So many to toss in mankind

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    1. Never know
      Aliens may want to give it a go

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  19. I'd send the UK'S Health Service into space.
    They're cutting back I hear.
    I bet they're cutting back on the older folk.
    Especially this time of the year.

    Loved the posm Pat.

    YVONNE.

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    1. Figures they would
      Go to space they should

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