Thursday, March 31, 2016

I Will Help Thee Before The A To Z!

With the a to z about to start and everyone tied up taking the alphabet to heart, the cat thought he'd help you out. I mean you don't have much time to go out and about. So if you need a mate I've found you a date.

I've been divorced 3 times
May want to try dating mimes.
I'm simple......
Are the dots some plot the pimple?

Believe in chance
Hmm isn't being online an opposite stance?
Camping is my passion
So is mountain wear judging by your fashion

Will yu b my vaalettine
A little late or early for that to align.
If you not real don't message me I wil block you
Somehow I don't think any blocking will need to come due.

Can you keep me occupied?
Sure, whoops, I lied.
Time will always out
Even in a drought?

I'm stuck here
A sticky situation, dear?
Every time I see you I glow with happiness inside
Are you sure that's not a backed up gas ride?

No **sholes.
Hmm, every one has one so you have lofty goals.
Noone meets at Wal-Mart
No love over buying a pop tart?

Catch and release
So guys you lease?
Wanna try ice fishing
Umm, keep on wishing.

I like most things, i like music, I like movies, I like kids, i like...
I thing you covered that with your first I like hike.
Do you know when to use where, where and wear?
Yep, better than you with mistakes to spare.

Looking for rich and thin
Going to give the wheel of fortune a spin?
Wanna have a baby with me?
Nope, because I have an IQ higher than three.

A mixed bag
Like those mixed nuts or some mixed flag?
Looking for the keeper.
That Crypt Keeper guy may be a peeper.

So now the cat has helped once more. You can get plenty of lovin' at your shore. But if you have an asshole you might lose out on one. Hey, that's still 19 left for fun. Enjoy your dating during the a to z all thanks to little old me. But if you catch something from an online lass don't blame my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

True Or Not With This Plot!

The cat rolls his eyes every day. All it takes is one story, if you can call it that, on display. This and that or that and this. On each one the cat can piss.

The internet is grand.
I can rant each day.
I even get my own land.
Or I may call it bay.

But so do more,
And some aren't bright.
They add to a lore,
Or fail to see the light.

Then more dumb join in,
It is ever so fun.
Now there is a new spin,
Thanks to every dumb one.

Over here this is bad.
Over there this is good.
Each side making the other mad,
By screwing with "facts" in each hood.

No happy middle.
Nope, not a one.
With things they fiddle,
So theirs is as bright as the sun.

Their info is correct.
No common sense at all.
They still stand erect.
Guess they have farther to fall.

But more nuts believe.
They all think it true.
I mean it is easy to achieve,
It is right there in view.

It has to be right.
It's on a valid site.
That's makes it bright.
It's there in black and white.

Unless a weird font is had,
Then it's still there.
Just change the colors a tad,
And you have "facts" to spare.

Stuck in a rut,
Thanks to a site.
Even if written by a nut,
It's all "true" day or night.

Pfffft to simple humans everywhere. They look at one site and think it is oh so true at their lair. Then they spit out the crap over and over. I'd put more stock in a butt sniffing rover. If you find the same thing on 50 sites, then okay, you might be on to something at your bay. But still could be crap. Do you just rely on one site at your side of the map? Any fool with a connection can pretend to have a IQ and brain mass. So pffft to it all says my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Empower Yourself Like A Happy Elf!

The cat really thinks humans need to get a grip. But I guess from the Kool-Aid some take a big sip. Have to have others to prop them up. More attention seeking than a butt sniffing pup.

My life is stinky,
Even for blinky.
Hmm, was that bad?
But Blinky is sad.

I know the way,
To a much brighter day.
Can get you a wife,
And free you from strife.

Make you a better life,
As sharp as a knife.
It will be shiny too.
Shiny as a golden loo.

Old one eye knows of that.
She lied to the cat.
But we won't go there.
What? You can help me get over it at my lair?

Only for $399.99 a week?
My, that is the deal I seek.
How about that?
Are you with that cat?

You could have it made.
Relax all day in the shade.
Empower yourself each day.
Just listen to what they say.

They sure know best.
They aren't a pest.
They are a happy guest.
They sponge off you the best.

The best times two.
Whatever will you do?
You got the best best.
That has to give you zest.

So give them a call.
You won't fall.
You will rise up.
No need for coffee in your cup.

Hire a life coach today.
Empowering will come your way.
They will get you a better life,
Free from stress and strife.

Pfffffft and if you believe that I have a bridge I can sell you where I'm at. It is soooo cheap and sturdy as can be. Don't you want to buy that bridge from me? Pfffft once more to life coach nuts. You want advice? Get off your poor pitiful me butts. There, the cat saved you a ton of dough. Aren't I helpful at my show? Did you ever take a life coaching class? You might want to never tell my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Monday, March 28, 2016

The Super Lie That Flies Upon High!

The cat has heard it here and there. I have heard it many a time at my lair. What if that was the ultimate lie? That being most anything under the sky. Well let's see what may come to be.

Reality is the ultimate lie.
Yeah, look at that fake guy.
The Matrix is so real.
Hope we don't get a bad sequel deal.

Life after death is the ultimate lie.
What? No big bearded guy in the sky?
Damn, what will I think when I'm dead.
Oh wait, I'll have no thoughts in my head.

Fair government is the ultimate lie.
Err umm, that well has run dry.
Fair and government never goes hand in hand.
Corrupt as can be across the land.

Space is the ultimate lie.
Yeah, made up by some tin foil hat guy.
I guess he liked to get probed.
Maybe a nudist and always de-robed?

Marriage is the ultimate lie.
What? Can't keep things spry?
Have to fool around with every Tom, Dick and Harry?
Or would that be Sam, Barb and Mary?

Love is the ultimate lie.
So no lawyers to fry?
Just hormones running wild?
Enjoy your 15th child.

Life is the ultimate lie.
We don't get a piece of any pie.
Nope, life just isn't real.
This is some magic ordeal.

Image is the ultimate lie.
The well really must have ran dry.
You mean you can't see me?
I'm not there to view at my sea?

Time is the ultimate lie.
Yep, it just flies by.
Wait, nothing flies by.
Watches, clocks, the sun, it's all a lie.

Owning cats is the ultimate lie.
Yep, we own every girl or guy.
So this one is entirely true.
But ultimate? I think not at my zoo.

Exaggerate any lies lately at your sea? Think any are really lies to thee? Are we in The Matrix right now? Are these questions making you have a cow? Lots of lies about. Blinders by many as lies they shout. I'll just go lie in the grass and ultimately rest my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

An Out And About!

Do you expect to see pics of me out and about? Throw that notion out. The cat will stay here and rest my rhyming rear. But I will make fun. That has to be done.

Everyone uses it.
It's a hit.
They say and they use.
It sure can amuse.

Even the cat,
Chews the fat,
And uses it here.
Does that get an oh dear?

Out and about.
I get the out.
But the about?
What's with that shout?

What is about about?
Does it just need out?
Like a dog needs the yard.
Am I thinking too hard?

Bah, not hard at all.
Just comes to me at my hall.
So what's about about?
Something to rhyme and spout?

Or maybe about is about a story.
An out and about story in all its glory.
The story of you out.
That is what the story is about.

That could bore.
Unless great things you explore.
Like climbing a big hill.
To some, that could thrill.

Maybe the out is the about.
Did I make your brain fall out?
Since you are out, the out is what its about.
About meaning you got out.

Does that make sense?
Are you still on the fence?
It might get pokey.
About is a little hokey.

I'll stick with my first guess.
This isn't chess.
About is used for the rhyme.
Humans like a rhyming chime.

Do you use out and about? What is the about about with that shout? Ever think of such things? My brain has many wings. Could get lost up there and stuck forever. That would be a tiring endeavor. I'll go out and about and roll in some grass and that is all you need to know about my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

A That And This Kinda Bliss!

The cat has a point today, not really in what I say, but we will pretend I do. I just have to let loose at my zoo. Not lose but loose, just in case you are a moose or a goose on the loose.

Look at me.
I went Grammar Nazi.
A cheat rhyme too.
Hey, works at my zoo.

Is it a zoo?
I'm not like Blue.
No zoo near me.
Just we three.

We three sounds funny.
Sounds like we have lots of money.
That or we are about to win.
Do all those bad guys in.

I'm cooking chicken as I type this.
Lasts 6 days without a miss.
2 trays from Costco.
Not cheap high or low.

Did you need to know?
I bet it's a no.
But maybe it's a yes.
Plus, isn't it good to confess?

That's what they say.
With their they fray.
We don't know who they are.
But beats them by far.

Or is that reverse?
Okay, don't curse.
Or go voodoo on me.
That's a curse too you see.

But that is fake.
Feeble minds quake.
Poof, you can believe.
Believe and you can achieve.

Achieve bad too.
Nonsense thanks to you.
Or is it thanks to me?
I am on a nonsense spree.

Anything to add?
What's that at my pad?
Oh right, I can't hear you.
Just we three at our zoo.

Are you whelmed today? Whelmed at my bay. My bay, my zoo, my shack. Damn, for places we don't lack. Or at least the name of our place. Many factions we embrace. But we've been down that road. Wow, was that a nonsense load? I'll say it all came from the singing bass. He can take the heat for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Friday, March 25, 2016

The Worth Of It All On My Wall!

So you have things worth a ton. That sure must be fun. I have things worth this and that. I am just a worth holding cat. Maybe my words are of worth? Bah, either way, I will spread them across the earth.

I have this.
It's a can't miss.
You must buy.
The price is high.

Come look at my car.
It can get you far.
It is worth a ton.
A deal should be done.

Look at my toys.
They bring joys.
But they are without a scratch.
Worth a lot for the whole batch.

This is a rare game.
It may even be lame.
But it is super rare.
Worth a lot at my lair.

Look at my house.
Doesn't even have a mouse.
It is so so so big.
Come buy and dance a jig.

That isn't worth much.
You can't sell it and such.
Don't bother with that.
It is worth as much as scat.

That thing there?
Pffft worth less than cat hair.
Don't even try.
Away all will fly.

Your beat up shoes?
Nah, they aren't news.
Throw them in the trash,
Or let Blue have a shoe bash.

Worth is easy to see.
Worth is from millions to free.
Worth is just there.
Worth is something you can't spare.

What is that?
Don't chew the fat.
I want to know.
Everything is worthless without the correct person to show.

Things may be worth something according to this, that and the other thing, but they are only worth as much as someone is willing to pay for the bling. So how was that for words of worth? Ready to send me cheques from all over Earth? Not a one? Damn, I just have cheap fun. I'll now go roll in some worthless grass as it has worth to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

In Post Twenty Four Gloria Takes The Tour!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Sorta Slacker
She's a Cooking Attacker


Another one that got five.
She must have been cooking at her hive.
Have to make many a dish,
She can make whatever you wish.

She takes pics too,
Showing them at her zoo.
Even though she tries to kill me.
That isn't nice at my sea.

What was that?
I can chew the fat?
That I can do.
Does Gloria chop that off at her zoo? 

What was that?
I can chew the fat?
That I can do.
Does Gloria chop that off at her zoo? 

Look, times two.
I can be Gloria too.
Care to go for three?
Gloria likes a repeat comment spree.

And now you have met twenty four at my sea. There are now no more to be shown to thee. Did you make it through this year? Did you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Twenty Three Ann Bennett Comes To Thee!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Sorta Slacker
She's another Dog Backer


Got a whole 5.
She was able to survive.
In for the fun,
But got some sun.

Maybe her dogs needed walking?
She could have been shop talking?
Or out to a convention.
She did give those a mention.

Maybe getting that book done,
Or could be more than one.
Cats are there too.
So works for my zoo.

Maybe she left to teach?
Found a good beach?
Did you take Blue?
He wants a beach to come due.

It was grocery shopping, right?
That brings delight.
Well you have to eat,
Before you take a seat.

And now you have met twenty three at my sea. There is1 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Twenty Two Hank Is Finally In View!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Betweener
He can be a #1 Cleaner


Poor Hank.
He walked the plank.
Never got #1.
Blue made him run?

In for 11 last year,
With each post cheer.
Almost halfway.
On the road at his bay?

He does that you know.
Also lets it flow.
Can mix prompts together,
No matter the weather.

Lurks about,
With a #1 shout.
Maybe even a few today,
Here at my bay.

Oh, and he can draw,
Unlike me and my bum paw.
Shows up the cat.
How about that?

And now you have met twenty two at my sea. There are 2 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Twenty One JJ Has Fun!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Sorta Slacker
She's a Life Attacker


JJ got five,
As she took a dive.
Hopefully not a nose one,
Those aren't fun.

Can a pickle tickle?
Not sure on the tickle stats of the pickle.
Maybe she can tell me?
Maybe that is why she got five at my sea?

She was testing the tickle of a pickle.
Care to tell us if they tickle?
Hey, it's Pickles n' Tickles.
She must like pickles.

She can go bananas too.
Yep, admitted it at her zoo.
Bananas and pickles.
If I had two nickles.

I'd have ten cents.
Can't buy tents.
Time does fly by,
Maybe time only let five be given a try?

And now you have met twenty one at my sea. There are 3 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Twenty Mary Has Plenty!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Betweener
She's a Dog Keener


Mary beat Hank,
Made him walk the plank.
She got 12 at my bay.
A true Betweener on display.

Where were the rest?
She tried her best,
But dogs barked away.
They had their say.

They had to go,
To do you know.
Right in the yard.
They find the litter box hard.

Then they had to sniff,
They needed a good whiff.
Whoops, missed that tree.
They stopped for another pee.

Then Mary got back,
But it was over at my shack.
Her dogs did her in.
Yep, all true the tale I spin.

And now you have met twenty at my sea. There are 4 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Nineteen Betty Has A Bench Glean!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Sorta Slacker
She's a Transcription Cracker


With her tour,
Betty got four.
It's easy to know why.
She was working on the fly.

Yep, working away.
House hunting at her bay.
Driving the wrong way.
Blaming the GPS display.

That was it.
Why four was all she hit.
Don't believe me?
Okay, I'll level with thee.

She was sitting.
Nope, not for a fitting.
She found a nice bench,
And didn't want to throw in a monkey wrench.

So she stared at the view.
It was a good view too.
A view of what?
Beats my little rhyming butt.

And now you have met nineteen at my sea. There are 5 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Eighteen Betsy Turns Green!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An Almost Slacker
She's a Bad Post Tracker


The cat is shaking his head.
Besty must have been stuck in bed.
She has sure not missed plenty,
But this time she only got twenty.

Bye bye streak.
It sprung a leak.
She missed a whole four.
Too many cats taking a tour?

Dealing with her five men?
Etsy shop at her den?
Cooking that or this?
That doesn't cause her bliss.

The that or this saying,
Not a cooking displaying.
Maybe she was dancing with a spoon?
She does that at about noon.

Could be neighbor guy.
He likes to spy.
Or was it an auction?
Maybe the whole concoction.

And now you have met eighteen at my sea. There are 6 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Seventeen Grace Is Keen!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Slacker
She's a Lust Attacker


Grace got 3.
Pitiful of thee.
What? She had to work?
Bah, I see that smirk.

She was too busy lusting.
In me you can be trusting.
Just look at her blog.
It is full of fog.

Maybe she got confused?
Do you think Heaven felt abused?
Mixed people where she is at.
Should be double the stat.

But nope, just three.
Lusting at her sea.
How about that?
Not a bad reason for a low stat.

Does she lust with grace?
Hmm that would be an embrace.
The cat is snip snip.
So he'll now bite his lip.

And now you have met seventeen at my sea. There are 7 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Sixteen Truedessa Gets Mean!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An Almost Attacker
She's a Love Smacker


Truedessa gets shame.
She joins the ALMOST game.
Stuck at 22.
Whatever will she do.

Go lovey dovey at her sea?
Dragons flying on her knee?
Nope, she may make them burn.
Did you know dragons can learn?

Nope, neither did I.
I did know they can fly.
She must have conked out.
Slept like a sleeping trout?

Can trout sleep?
Watch out at your keep.
That almost has her going,
Time for a mean showing.

She will stomp on your toe.
I had to let you know.
Whoops, it was all a dream.
She's not a trout stomping toes in a stream.

And now you have met sixteen at my sea. There are 8 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Fifteen Humbird Comes Clean!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Slacker
She's a Humming Backer


Humbird got 3.
Oh woe as me.
How can that be?
She only got three.

Too busy humming?
Humming and chumming?
Maybe out birding?
Is that the correct wording?

Humming and birding.
There is some herding.
Maybe posts by a mile.
She hasn't done that in a while.

Pics for a prompt.
That could leave her swamped.
Only able to get three,
There at her sea.

Maybe the energy was bad.
She sent some to my pad?
I could use a ton.
Admit it, it was the humming one.

And now you have met fifteen at my sea. There are 9 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Fourteen Alex Gets Seen!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An Almost Attacker
He's a Clone Hacker


So close last year,
With my 24 post cheer.
The ninja wannabe tied Blue.
He only got twenty two.

Maybe his clones quit?
They pitched a fit.
24 posts in one day,
Burnt them out at his bay.

IWSG wasn't it.
Nope, not one bit.
That is at month's start.
I know that by heart.

Movies got in the way?
He watches those night and day.
Maybe some TV too.
A little writing came due?

Or his Mini Me was supposed to help.
Instead all he did was yelp.
He still remembers the litter box.
So he scurried away like a fox.

And now you have met fourteen at my sea. There are 10 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Thirteen A Redneck Is On Scene!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Slacker
She's a Laundry Packer


Oh the shame,
Didn't live up to her name.
She didn't keep it real.
Only got 2 with my 24 deal.

Fighting over Christmas food?
She has to feed her brood.
Hmm, may be a little late though,
For the ho ho ho.

Into the liquor?
That would make her quicker.
So, nope not that,
Where she is at.

Off being a disco dancing redneck?
That could be on deck.
As could the zit popping love.
She'll pop them for you without a glove.

But nope, it was laundry day.
The laundry nazi needs it her way.
Can't stop to comment when doing that.
She has just be outed by the cat.

And now you have met thirteen at my sea. There are 11 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Twelve Bijoux Doesn't Get The Shelve!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An Attacker
She's a Cellphone Smacker


She got 24 too.
Nope, didn't miss you.
Just had to make fun of Blue,
So did a little switcheroo.

But you can handle that,
There where you are at.
After fairs that stink,
It's not the missing link.

Grab some holiday beer,
And give a cheer.
But watch out.
She may shout.

Stick a phone to your ear,
And yap without fear.
You may get a kick.
Right to the dick.

Ouch, indeed.
Hope it doesn't bleed.
What? She won't do that?
Bah, believe in the cat.

And now you have met twelve at my sea. There are 12 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Eleven Blue Wonders Why He Isn't Seven!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An Almost Attacker
He's A Remake Hacker


Poor, Poor Blue.
He only got 22.
He never got to be #1.
So an ALMOST was done.

That brings shame,
To his name.
He'll never get his shoe,
Always remaining blue.

Stuck in almost,
From coast to coast.
With a goat,
In a boat.

Maybe he should cut back,
Stop eating Scooby Snacks by the pack.
He may then stop snoring.
Then he could go exploring.

Yeah, maybe not.
That would make a bad plot.
It may be a repeat too.
He hates those at his zoo.

And now you have met eleven at my sea. There are 13 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Ten Austin Towers Leaves His Den!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Slacker
He's A Nap Backer

Austin got two
Whatever will we do?
Maybe send him some litter.
Hey, may need a pinch hitter.

When the outdoors won't do,
For using the loo.
Yeah, he is a cat,
In case you didn't figure out that.

Two is good for a feline.
Things don't always align.
We need a good nap.
Plus he gives a news lap.

He has to deal with a mini me chap,
That likes to flap.
At least there are no fleas,
And he gets a good breeze.

I think he thought we were crazy,
Maybe his eyes got hazy?
There were just 24 posts.
Not like we showed ghosts.

And now you have met ten at my sea. There are 14 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Nine Michael D'Agostino Does Align!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An Attacker
He's a Job Backer


He got all 24 too.
Quite the job to do.
But then he's used to that.
He's had more jobs than the cat.

Hmm, bad choice there.
Job what at my lair?
He's done it all.
Even trivia night at his hall.

Seen lots of movies too.
That works for my zoo.
Did he ever fight a kangaroo?
Hmmm, not sure that came due.

But you can ask,
If you're up for the task.
Just don't relax,
He may go Mad Max.

Asks questions by the ton.
Okay, each month just one.
But that is a lot.
He could be scheming an evil plot.

And now you have met nine at my sea. There are 15 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Eight Jax Stands On A Crate!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Slacker
She's a Blabbing Lip Smacker


Fact Number One.
Jax gave 2 a run.
Fact number two.
Such a slacker at her zoo.

Fact number three.
She likes a list from me.
Fact number four.
She's closing in on the 30 tour.

Fact number five.
She thinks birds may eat her alive.
Fact number six.
The cat isn't plays tricks.

Fact number seven.
She'd hate it if I added eleven.
Fact number eight.
She can cook up a plate.

Fact number nine.
Allergic to the feline.
Fact number ten,
I'll ship cat hair to her den.

And now you have met eight at my sea. There are 16 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Seven Theresa Is In Heaven!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An Attacker
She's a Halloween Whacker


She got all 24.
There was no Halloween tour.
For if there were to be one,
She would get none.

The Halloween Nazi must strike.
She tells all to take a hike.
Boils them in a vat of acid.
Feeds them to the things of Lake Placid.

She even tried to voodoo me.
Stabbing a cookie at her sea.
Pffft to that.
You can't voodoo a cat.

The mutts would scare me away though.
I'd run to and fro.
Or fro and to.
Also giveaways come due.

Surely mixed nuts.
Did I mention mutts?
So just watch out,
When Halloween Nazi is about.

And now you have met seven at my sea. There are 17 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Six Rosey Fears Its Tricks!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Slacker
She's a 666 Tracker


Rosey got ONE!
Wow, cheer a ton.
Clap with glee.
That 666 scared her from me.

But she got up the nerve,
Gave it a swerve.
She got on in.
For at least one spin.

Bah, family to take care of?
Giveaways to show love?
Plenty of those.
Some even strike a pose.

Who needs that?
Can't make one busy where they are at.
Nope, not one bit.
That 666 did it.

Plus she has no snow.
Pffft to her show.
But fun is the norm,
Even without a snow storm.

And now you have met six at my sea. There are 18 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Five Suza Tries To Survive!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An Attacker
She's not even a Blog Backer

Suza

She got all 24.
But you can't take a tour.
Nope, not one bit.
She doesn't do the blog shit.

Why is that?
I found out at my mat.
I was sneaky and spied,
I really had to hide.

She can sure swear,
There at her lair.
I heard it all,
From behind her wall.

She's an editing fiend.
Has everything screened.
Can't stand the mistakes.
Gives more than head shakes.

There in for it.
Their gonna cause a fit.
They're she is.
Beware her grammar biz.

And now you have met five at my sea. There are 19 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Four Snowcatcher Goes On Tour!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Slacker
She's a Bicycle Backer


She got a whole ONE!
Wow, that is a ton.
Hmm, maybe she has to work.
That is so not a perk.

Could be snowflakes galore,
There at her shore.
Way better than the white crap,
That falls across the map.

Or out riding a bike.
The cat would rather hike.
Actually I'd rather nap.
Hey, I'm not a woods chap.

Could have been quilting too.
Talk about a lot to do.
Taking pictures as well.
Wow, busy as hell.

At least she got one.
That beats none.
Maybe she's just stuck in a blizzard,
Curled up with The Lizard.

And now you have met four at my sea. There are 20 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Three Birgit Impresses Thee!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An Attacker
She's quite the Card Backer


She got all 24 as well.
That is just swell.
Nope, not a slacker.
But her computer may attack her.

Damn that windows ten.
She cursed it at her den.
Sure it is all better now.
I'm wasting time, wow.

Maybe I'm just mad,
Not really at my pad.
She has more artistic talent than the cat.
Plenty of cards where she is at.

Christmas and Birthday and more,
Are seen at her shore.
Can create great.
A fine trait.

Shows movies too.
Well worth a view.
The movies and her.
She also has cat fur.

And now you have met three at my sea. There are 21 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Two Al Gives A View!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A Slacker
He's a Toilet Attacker


He got ONE!
Should I say well done?
Yeah, he has a life.
Has to please his wife?

Maybe clean a toilet or two.
To that we say ewww.
But then it is pay.
Until he sells 1,000,000 Shag books at his bay.

That sounds bad.
But fun can be had.
Captain Caption too.
Named by my zoo.

The cat is proud.
Yeah, let's not draw a crowd.
Al can already do that.
Sitting on a loo where he's at.

What better way to read?
Could name a few at my feed.
But let's let him have that,
As he chews the repeat fat.

And now you have met two at my sea. There are 22 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post One Manzi Has Fun!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An Attacker
She is a Light Packer 


She got all 24,
With last year's tour.
Retired isn't bad,
Fun can be had.

Rock wall making,
Chicken partaking.
As in raising,
Out they are grazing.

Building this and that,
There where she is at.
Is that what retirement is?
Damn that hard working biz.

Can kill worms too.
Two by two.
Every day with a rhyme,
Adding to my chime.

Health info as well.
Isn't that swell?
And what to expect in old age,
Can also be found on her page.

And now you have met one at my sea. There are 23 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

When You Elect To Collect!

The cat collects toys and food. I eat the toys, which they find rude. I crap out the food as well. I guess my collecting has gone right to hell.

Do you collect?
What would that be?
Would you elect,
To telling me?

Did you know though,
That it is due to the brain in some?
Some part of it doesn't glow,
And they need to collect or they go numb.

I guess you'd called that a hoarder.
Those people are scary.
I'd run for the boarder,
And hop the nearest ferry.

Back to collecting.
The cat wants to know,
And I can't be neglecting,
Is there a point high or low?

Look at me.
I have lots of stuff.
It is fun to see.
But in the end just fluff.

Can't take it with you.
Can't even touch it.
For if you do,
Collectors have a fit.

Just sits in glass,
Collecting in mass.
Maybe even a singing bass,
That passes lots of gas.

If you have a singing bass collection,
That is kind of sad.
But it is your choice and election,
So power to you at your pad.

And you can collect all.
Even types of mold.
Maybe leaves from the fall,
Or things that cause a cold.

You could even go creepy,
Collecting those weird looking dolls.
Some even look weepy.
We saw them at Profanity Granny's halls.

So do you collect? Is there a point to it which you detect? In the end does it mean a thing? Maybe something that can make your bank account go cha-ching? That type of collection would be nice. Time may up the price. I'll go back to collecting food in mass and getting rid of what I don't need out of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

The Survey Way!

The cat is here to survey you all. Yep, you have to answer everything at your hall. If you do you'll get 1 in 10 chances to win 1 in 10 prizes at my bin.

Here we are today.
A survey for you.
Ready to play?
A win could come due.

I want your feedback.
I really want it.
Then I can hack,
Or store it or some shit.

Did you answer one correct?
You know lying is a sin.
Hey, a sin I can detect.
Pffft moving on at my bin.

Did you get number two?
It was mighty tough.
I bet it was skipped by you.
Boy, I made this survey tough.

What about number three?
I know it was mean.
But I really wanted you to see,
And not be blind at your scene.

Four made you go blind?
My, that was not my goal.
I thought I was being kind,
By adding a gutter stroll.

Six is all done?
Wow, look at you.
Where was five's fun?
You skipped it at your zoo.

Five isn't there?
Damn, I took it away.
Five can scare,
Don't want people not joining the fray.

Or is that thirteen?
Beats little old me.
You humans make a scene,
Over stupid crap at your sea.

And you answered, yes.
You are really good at this.
Come now confess,
Did number seven bring you bliss?

Did you like my survey today? I knew you'd want your say. It only took 44:35 minutes to do. You are fast at your zoo. Now I will collect that data and sell you shit. I know you really, really want it. Besides, you can now be whelmed knowing you could win. You may get one cashew can full of umm stuff at your bin. I got your mailing address from the survey too. Yep, it is true. Now go eat some bass while I tally things up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Monday, March 21, 2016

A Rewind Detect With The Connect!

The cat doesn't want to be mean, yeah right, since when at our scene, but there is a site up here for people to give a missed connections cheer. It is sooo sad some of the things they say and not in a good or lovey dovey type way.

I saw you standing there...
Isn't that at song at ones lair?
And you smiled at me...
Are you sure it was at thee?

It was 10:00am at the hardware store...
Hammer that out at your shore?
I really wish I got your number...
Excuse me while I now go slumber.

To the girl who drove by me today...
That is really descriptive of you to say.
I winked at you and you liked it...
Was she driving as slow as shit?

I hope you see this...
Meaning he's hard up for bliss.
Then maybe we can get some lunch...
I'd bet against that a whole bunch.

We met at the square...
Bet you were quite the pair.
You sat on the bench with me...
Wow, butt warming together with glee.

Our eyes met...
Gag this pet.
I shared my lunch with you...
That was a stupid thing to do.

Then you got lost in the crowd...
Told you so, but of it I'm not proud.
And I couldn't find you...
He just wanted a free lunch to come due.

I don't have much faith people connect on here...
At least you are semi-wise, dear.
But it is worth a shot...
You just lost your semi-wise spot.

You were the cute dumptruck driver at the gas bar...
My, this is going to go far.
I was the girl in the red car...
See? It is going really, really far.

I wanted to tell you that you had a great smile...
Seems we have those on here by the pile.
You made my morning, thank you....
And he still hasn't got a clue.

I could go on all day. There are plenty of them near my bay. Just as bad as the dating site stuff. To those who missed out, in most cases, I say tough. Open your damn mouth at the time. Then you won't need some poor pitiful me missed connection chime. If you keep your yap shut then that is your doing at your hut. Strange people who pine over things that could be. All they needed to do was open their yap and see. That is all for today's sass. I know, I'm a mean little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

The Secret Is Out With This Shout!

The cat has been here over 5 years now and so I figured it was time for this meow. Or at least the truthful one. I have to tell all with this run. What do I have to tell? Why you ring the rhyming bell.

The cat is here,
With a rhyming rear.
I come and go,
High and low.

I have a flow,
Set in a row.
200+ to be exact.
That's not an easy act.

I have no life.
But free from strife.
At least I hope so,
By the time this post does go.

Bad grammar there.
Don't pull your hair.
That may sting.
Go have a fling.

It is spring.
A spring fling.
Can still be with your mate.
Make it a fling date.

Oh yes, the reveal.
It is a big deal.
Are you ready for it?
You better sit.

Are you sitting?
I know you aren't knitting.
The cat would eat the string,
That would start your fling.

You'd fling stuff at me.
I'd get away scot free.
That is just me.
Can't be stopped by thee.

What was that?
I'm chewing the fat?
What fat is there to chew?
Viking fat can come due.

Anne says that is ewww.
But the cat shall still chew.
He then taints your meat,
Now you rhyme because of what you eat.

And that is why you rhyme with me. The cat sent tainted meat from sea to sea. I guess vegans are spared my rhyming spree. I'll get them one day and their little hugging tree. What? You don't believe me? Would I lie to thee? Bah, that would never come to pass. You can trust my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Can Get Tricky When Things Get Sticky!

Humans use a lot of tricks, from smart ones to hicks. They use them all from hall to hall to remember this or that. No trick needed to remember to feed the cat. If you don't feed stitches your leg may need.

The trash needs to go.
You have to take it out.
But you forget high and low.
Then you get yelled at and pout.

So you make a check.
It's as easy as can be.
Throw the trash on the deck,
Whenever you empty thee.

Clothes need to be done.
This one isn't hard.
Unless you don't have a ton,
Or bury them in the yard.

A pile you see.
That is that.
Unless busy as a be,
Won't miss that where you're at.

The car needs gas.
You just ran out.
That sucks in mass.
Now time for a walk about.

How do you keep it filled?
Why you take gas to heart.
Passengers may be less then thrilled,
But check your gas every time you fart.

Forget about a bill.
Who cares about that?
Until the company doesn't get it in their till,
Then you become a bad credit stat.

Don't want to be in the dark.
So every time the light goes out.
Remember your mark,
And pay bills with a shout.

Can't remember a date.
That just won't do.
Could piss off kid, dog or mate,
If you don't follow through.

Some use their phone,
But that can die.
So if you got no dial tone,
Remember each date when the sun is high.

There you are at your sea. Some helpful tips at remembering from me. Any you have seen or use? Afraid to tell me as I may abuse? Pffft, the cat would never to that to any of his follower mass. Yeah, I wouldn't believe my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Friday, March 18, 2016

The Tunnel Of Ummm..My Bum?

The cat has tunnel love today. It can sure be seen on display. There is no denying it at our sea. I am in the tunnel and not the cat tree. Cassie wants it though. I'll let her eat crow.


The tunnel and me.
All mine at our sea.
I have to give it a sniff.
 So I gave it a whiff.


A whiff on each side.
 A regular whiff ride.
Then I heard it.
She came to sit.


Cassie wanted in.
 I can't let her win.
I planked myself inside.
I liked my tunnel ride.


She sniffed my butt.
Is she trying to be a mutt? 
Does she think that will work?
It just made me smirk.


 Now I'm napping.
She is just lapping.
Around and around she goes.
Then she strikes a pose.


She whapped me.
How rude of she.
She made me turn too.
The tunnel shrank at our zoo.


So she grabbed a toy.
It really brought her joy.
I can't have that.
I'm a greedy cat.


 I gave one last sniff.
I took a big whiff.
Then darted out.
Had to see what the fuss was about.


She still had the toy.
This was some ploy.
I went to grab it.
 But she stopped her fit.


She darted in.
Now she got the win. 
She even gave me attitude.
Stealing my tunnel is just rude.

Ever get your tunnel stolen at your sea? It was not fun to me. I then went and grabbed the toy. She didn't fall for the same ploy. Hmph, cat house it is. I'm done with the tunnel biz. I'll leave that to Cass. I'm a sore losing little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Round Forty Four Takes Another Tour!

The search engine nuts keep on finding me. But blog fodder works for my sea. Although they are still dropping off a bit. Maybe the nuts are gone and done with it? Doubt it at my sea, probably Google screwing with me.

nursery rhyme about spotted dick

It hits the spot,
And goes down some slick.
Things may go pokadot,
With some spotted dick. 

cats in buckets

Hey, it can work. Can be a curled up perk.

my rhyming toe

Big or small? Did a piggy eat them all?

haveacatcatscat

Cats on the brain. Flush you down the drain.

how did yo win me

Are you worth much? If not, I'll pass and not touch.

rusian girls gone wild

The Russians aren't here. They just come and peer.

xxx in the bath tub

Sorry, no splish splashing about. When it comes to water, Cassie's out.

graduating mice

Mice with a degree? Now that I want to see.

milk from a bird

Umm, good luck with that. Maybe next try a bat.

bottomless asses

Isn't that a bit umm messed up? An ass has a bottom, just ask a pup.

gripping ass

Big ones are easy to grip. But sorry, no ass clip.

ear worms

No thank you. Keep the worms at your zoo.

new lucky bears

Bears are lucky? Isn't that just ducky.

my laundry's talking to me 

They make pills for that. May need a few where you're at.

And the winner of this round must have escaped from the pound. That or they are really dumb. It sure must suck to have an itchy bum.

fleas in my ass and ball hair

And you are telling me why? Got no fleas from this guy. I think they call those crabs though. Have to watch where you stick things you know. And so another has come to pass as a few nuts still find my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Come And Play The Facebook Way!

Maritime Bloggers and blog stalkers near and far, VOTE FOR ME at my sand bar!!!!!!!!!! 

If there are any out there that follow/stalk my sand bar. Only martimers are allowed to vote so that screws me a bit with using all near and far. Now back to it with another hit.

If anyone takes the title of today and wants to go to Facebook and play, stay away from the cat. I am being a wise ass where I am at. But that you probably knew. So on with it at our zoo.

I don't see.
No Facebook for thee.
I don't see.
I want to see thee.

You should be on.
Don't be a pawn.
Join in the fun.
Facebook must be done.

You were on there before.
Why not join once more?
You will like it.
I know it will be a hit.

Come on back.
It won't lack.
I'll send you a friend request.
Facebook is just the best.

Who needs a blog.
That is a time hog.
Twitter is too much.
People say stupid things and such.

Linkedin is more career stuff.
But Facebook can't get enough.
Come and show me your life.
Do you have a wife?

Are your cats on there?
Farmville is great, I swear.
You should join in on a game.
It is anything but lame.

People want to see.
By people, I mean me.
Why aren't you back?
Facebook doesn't lack.

Come and join up.
You can see my pup.
You can see what I ate.
Maybe even my last date.

Isn't that exciting?
It's just like writing.
You can say whatever you want.
Facebook is one great haunt.

Sadly, most of this is true, except maybe the rhyme that came due. Pat ran into a nut he knew years ago. She wanted him to have a Facebook show. Pfffft to any of that crap. Facebook can be blown off the map. Do you use it at your sea? Do you use it as much as this crazy? Facebook thumpers are after me now. I think I'll get over that somehow. Maybe I'll gas the nosey parker lass. That will keep her away from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.