Tuesday, January 17, 2017

A Little Delay Here Today!

The cat was going to post this 10 years ago. Even before I had a blog it was going to show. Yeah, isn't that a feat? I'd have still been in university and on that party street.

This post was made.
The path was laid.
But the host got drunk.
Whoops, lost in a trunk.

It finally rose.
That's how it goes.
Whoops, host got a job.
Beat out poor Bob.

Still working elsewhere.
You can sit and stare.
Won't make it come faster.
You may as well plaster.

Ran out of money.
That isn't funny.
So we're stuck on pause.
I know, no applause.

The cat did another post.
This one got sent to the coast.
It was burnt like toast.
Damn, I may roast.

It will post today.
Whoops, went astray.
It needs more work.
6 stanzas isn't a perk.

The post is glitchy.
That may make some bitchy.
We have to fix it.
Can't have that shit.

This post is against another.
It will sure smother.
We want our post to be seen.
That other more popular post is so mean.

This post needs new marketing.
Maybe some telemarketing.
See? It used a cheat rhyme.
More marketing isn't a crime.

Finally it's out.
Doesn't it have clout?
Only took ten years.
Now let out your cheers.

Don't you love delays? They come in many a ways. Games sure get delayed their fair share. Some movies and books do by the pair. Many a thing sure can get a delay. Many excuses too at play. Some delays are needed to come to be. Others are just excuses for all to see. But had to poke fun at delays in mass. It was delayed long enough by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

59 comments:

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    1. Apologies for the double take
      HPhone intrusion it's a mistake!

      Hank

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    2. Phone likes to get you
      With a double times two

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  2. Never a good sign when a movie is delayed.

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  3. Delay it once, delay it twice
    Continue living, get a slice
    What's ten years, blink of an eye
    What took so long I wonder why

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    1. Blink and gone
      A whole new lawn
      Flew on by
      Bat an eye

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  4. The Cat writing blog posts a decade ago???
    Must have been such a cute kitten all aglow!

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    1. haha we aren't really that far ahead
      Only a year has been put to bed

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  5. Delays are part of life
    isn't that the case
    but eventually all comes to be
    and we continue with this race

    betty

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    1. Things come in the end
      Sure part of life's trend

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  6. There is always some delay. Just have to live with it. It is part of life.

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  7. hope my plane isn't delayed on Saturday. That's so annoying

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    1. Sitting there bored sucks
      Sure gets many flucks

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  8. A delay for you
    is like a fast-forward at my zoo.

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  9. Weren't you the guy... errr, cat... who said only yesterday that you hated waiting for things? Ha.

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    1. Did I say that?
      Your ears are hearing things where you are at lol

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  10. I just hope nothing delays dinner!

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    1. That would stink
      Bring one to the brink

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  11. My whole life seems to be on delay.

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  12. I don't like delays. I don't like to wait. Not much patience.

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  13. Who likes a delay?
    not me, at my bay
    but delays are the norm
    and true to form
    I have 2 delays already today.
    that is life, is all I can say.

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    1. Damn stacking up
      Delays are always a hiccup

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  14. There are delays all over the place,
    most notably often in my blogging pace,
    I guess that's the way life surely runs,
    we have to wait before we have all the funs.

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    1. That we surely do
      Always work or some crap delaying things at ones zoo

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  15. A Little Delay Here Today!
    Happens sometimes it's ok
    Even 10 years
    Have no fears
    What matters made its day!

    Hank

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  16. orlin N cassie......high paws two yur dad for rememburrin he hada post frum ten yeerz ago, we canna rememburr what we did ten minitz ago !!!!!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. haha we'll pretend
      Ten years we may amend

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  17. A time was set
    Which wasn't met
    He's not dead yet

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  18. I have a lot of posts I write in my head while driving, then forget them when I get to a stopping point. I write better in my head.

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    1. Many can be in ones head
      Mine sure come in bed

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  19. My whole life's a delay
    Can't get things moving at my bay

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    1. Pretty much the case here
      Same shit different day I fear

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  20. There is always a delay
    for dreams to come into play...

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  21. Ten years since you've been a young lad
    You're still young,
    sorry, my Bad. :)

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    1. haha feel old some days
      So too old for such shit in some ways

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  22. Delay is ok in some cases. If movie making delays to make it better, I'm fine with that. Pushing it forward and releasing immaturely could end up with low quality. Don't haste, it would be a waste!

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    1. But delaying a long arse time
      Sure doesn't make it end up in its prime

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  23. But...if it was written ten years ago and noted IN the poem...was it written twenty years ago? Or ten years from that? Or...OH GODS~ @_@

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    1. The math going to your head?
      Oh the dread

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  24. I'm fine with movie delays. But when books get pushed back, I start to get irritated.

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    1. Same here
      Oh dear
      But reboots can wait
      Don't mind if they're late

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    2. Many get a push
      Must really clench your umm tush lol

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  25. I am delayed in reading this due to unforseen circumstances. Great verse Pat.
    Yvonne.

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  26. Some delays are good. I used to love Snow Delay Days. When the kids came late, I got to catch up on a few things. I'm still catching up ~ LOL! Have a good one under your sun!

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    1. Snow delay days?
      They are just off with no delays our ways

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