Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Come And Learn When We'll Return!

The cat is here today to have his say. Yeah, that is every day at my sea. But this one is special to thee. I know it is so don't use that denying biz. For it tells all when I'll return at my hall.

I will return.
I rhyme will spurn.
Or maybe just show.
Damned if I know.

Wait! I do know.
Okay, on I go.
Going going gone?
Could work at my lawn.

Won't be after a commercial break.
That takes time to make.
Plus you fast forward through those.
Who wants those kind of woes?

Won't be after the summer.
So hide away the rummer.
No summer season break.
That is too hot to take.

No winter hiatus.
Screw that status.
Depends on how you say,
If that rhymes away.

No We're On Vacation.
That may give elation.
But depends on where we go.
Plus we'd have to come in tow.

No technical difficulties from the blogger beast.
We hope so at least.
Anytime they can strike.
Making all take a hike.

No hiding away,
From the light of day.
Apocalypse isn't now.
You can trust my meow.

No I have nothing to say.
Pffft to those posts on display.
My muse is always fine.
Can't stop the feline.

No...so wait, when?
When at my den?
A lot of nos but no when.
Is that some kind of zen?

Have you guessed yet? Are you saying fluck this pet? That is illegal in most states you know. Just stay away from the window. What poppy cock? Bah, don't use such dirty talk. You guessed right. The cat will return tomorrow at 7 at his site. Wasn't that harder to guess than passing bad gas? It's alright if you assumed otherwise for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

49 comments:

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    1. The cat is like clockwork.
      First to comment and look at the bad punctuation. That's what I get for making the comment on my iPad right as I'm trying to get out the door for work...

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    2. The cat keeps the pace
      We can pretend to hit erase

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  2. Sometimes cats need a potty break, too
    See you after you're done in the loo!

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    1. A little bury and good to go
      Ready for the next show

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  3. Cats do have an exact schedule and you had better go by their schedule.

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    1. Or there will be hell to pay
      As they want it their way

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  4. On the dot at seven you are
    have to be on top of it to be #1
    that only happens here with a bit of insomnia
    and that is never fun

    betty

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    1. Nope, never fun one bit
      Rather sleep than get a #1 hit

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  5. Cat returns every blessed day
    Cat returns to have his say
    Some return by way of heaven
    Cat returns at the stroke of seven

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    1. Seven on the dot
      Until 24 in one day plot
      Or an oopsy thing
      Happened before at my wing

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  6. Come And Learn When We'll Return!
    Make no mistake it comes at seven
    Right on the dot
    Without any plot
    Relaying all the right information

    Hank

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    1. Back one shall be
      On time or some may flee

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  7. 6 Two days in a row. Woo Baby!

    A vacation is cool. I hope the cats and Pat have a good time in a sunny clime. I know how all you Canucks love Florida, Mexico and the Caribbean.

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    1. 6 is the number of the week
      Yes, no and no for each of those creeks we'd take a peek

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  8. The retun will be well worth the wait, so don't ne late!

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    1. About 19 hours away
      For the return to play

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  9. How can a cat take a break when his whole life is one long lounge?

    Enjoy

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    1. A break from a break
      That a cat must take

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  10. We come and we go.
    We can't stay away.
    We're to and we're fro
    until the next day.

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    1. Here and with rhyme
      Always dropping a dime

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  11. I didn't know the cat ever took a break. Hope he enjoys it!

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    1. Take plenty of breaks here
      you just never know they are near

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  12. Nahhh, you're not gonna miss a day.

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    1. At least until next February or so
      That would be if I never wrote another word at our show

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  13. Have a great vacation! Wishing you no technology deflation.
    Tomorrow is IWSG Day! So, of course I'm moving at my bay!
    LOL!

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    1. Moving here and there
      Can sure make one swear

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  14. Hope the break is good- or the no break. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. lol the no break will be fine
      For the feline

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  15. orlin N cassie.....frank lee we iz gel uz ewe haz lurned ta tell time !!!!! we couldna tell ya when 7 iz /// waz even if trout waz at steak....whatz yur sekrit ! ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. lol we know when it is at our sea
      As that is when Pat gets up to pee

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  16. Your muse is always fine?
    Send her over to talk to mine;)

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    1. She'll be right there
      With musing to spare

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  17. A break, you say?
    Because you're ahead at your bay?
    What a way to take a day
    No one will know you went away

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    1. haha never even went anywhere
      Just the cat poking fun at our lair

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  18. My cat spoke in meanings so true
    More clear than purrs or meows do
    For I quickly knew
    If anger I drew
    ‘cause it left a clue in my shoe

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  19. My poor little brain is confused as always.
    Maybe I'll catch on one of these days.

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  20. Writing for a vacation does take a lot of time for me. Exhausting really

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    1. Yeah, trying to reason why
      As a vacation does fly

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  21. Brain blocks are always painful. Ducolax probably would help.

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  22. It's late when I'm reading this
    So I'm not getting this
    And I used the same word to rhyme
    I just committed a horrible crime.

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  23. You are consistent at your sea
    Always showing up at 7 promptly.
    I'm on a little break because I have stuff around the house to do.
    Cleaning sucks, but at least it's not a break because of the flu.

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    1. Anything, mostly, is better than the flu
      My ocd will take cleaning too

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