Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Spruce Up Your Pad With An Add!

Your browser is bland there in your land. We can't have that. Come and follow the cat. There is so much more we can add. This isn't some fad. Add on with glee. It really will help thee.

Add ons for you.
Add ons for me.
So many in view.
No whelmed for thee.

I'll help you pick.
No problem at all.
This rhyme does the trick.
Start your own mall.

That's right indeed.
A stalker add on.
Let it take seed.
It's not a con.

A show your face one.
Now that is fun.
You can be seen a ton,
By each and everyone.

A new search engine.
That is a need.
Soon you'll be binge in,
Some cheap dirty deed.

Why not a blocker?
Block out the worst.
We wouldn't want a shocker,
To cause your heart to burst.

The money tracker is here.
Add it with glee.
You'll always have it near,
Plucking away at your money tree.

The daily planner is on.
Don't miss that one.
It starts at dawn.
Now go for a run.

The cute cat pic.
Now that is slick.
It's a good trick.
So go ahead and click.

And the best of the best,
It beats all the rest.
The extra little pest.
Let the NSA be your guest.

Don't you love the cat's suggestions today? Go and add on at your bay. Let your browser get so full that it no longer has any pull. Then you'll go so slow, but who cares, the NSA will know. Facebook will too. You can wave at them from the loo. Do you add on in mass? I don't have any thanks to the OCD of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

76 comments:

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    1. Hank is on top
      Not a flop
      Number one
      Such fun!

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    2. So it is
      As he's doing the crop top biz

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  2. Replies
    1. Sure not snoring
      Out exploring

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    2. Not like Blue
      Copy and paste on cue

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    3. haha he can deny
      But away it does fly

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    4. Copy and paste... now way
      Typing with haste at my bay
      You know it's true
      Scooby Doo

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    5. Right it is
      With the "true blue" biz

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  3. Good Morning Hank
    well played today

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    1. Good morning True
      Happened to be up
      Nice seeing you
      We're in a nice buildup

      Hank

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    2. Thanks True
      It could go either way!

      Hank

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    3. I am up early as a need to scrape ice from my car it will be a slow commute.

      Hope you have a good day!

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    4. Yes, Ma'am, True
      A good day to you too!

      Hank

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    5. Ugg to the ice
      That isn't nice
      Just rain here
      So no ice to fear

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    6. Ice you say?
      At your ice-cream bay?

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  4. Spruce Up Your Pad With An Add!
    Make it a wonder not just a fad
    Just play it safe
    With fun to embrace
    No peeking back looking scared

    Hank

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  5. The only time I like add-ons is when they are for a really awesome computer RPG game that I want to last forever.

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    1. Yeah, that can extend the life of it
      Although sometimes one pays a bit

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  6. I like to keep it simple here
    so no add ons for me
    I think if I did then it would confuse me
    and then where would I be?

    betty

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    1. Could screw things up
      And lead to a hiccup

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  7. Add-on with glee
    Only a minor fee
    Re-up with additions
    I am confused with new revisions


    I do best with no changes!

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    1. No changes that way
      Works and saves pay

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  8. No more add-ones for me
    They screw things up completely

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    1. That they can do
      Adding a headache for you

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  9. I like adds that say:
    "Hey, today is your day
    Here's a ticke to Bora Bay
    And some cash to spend, too!
    Scooby Doo!"

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    1. lol find that ad and it is true
      Send it to every blog zoo

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    2. Yes, "go ahead and make my day"
      as Clint Eastwood would say
      as we all sail away to Bora Bay...

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    3. As long as no pirates are at hand
      A plane may be better to get to the land
      No three hour tour for me
      Trapped on an island tax free

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    4. Spelling is hard...tis true
      When you're a blue Scooby Doo
      Sail away we will
      But who's gonna foot the bill?
      No ad tells you that
      On any mat

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    5. Nope, credit cards love you though
      When off you go

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  10. Nope, I don't do the add-ons. They seem to slow things down.

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    1. That they do
      Pain in the arse in view

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  11. No add-ons for me. Warm greetings!

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  12. Coffee's brewing, one, two, three
    No add-on's for me, me, me

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    1. Just fill your cup and go
      Easy peasy at your show

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  13. Slow enough in this house of mine!

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    1. Nothing needed
      So slowness isn't deeded

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  14. I have to agree with everyone else, no add-ons for us.

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  15. I'm tired of add-ons, in general. No, I don't need any extras in my life. I don't enjoy complicating every little thing.

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    1. Yep, that is what they do
      Complicate up the wazoo

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  16. LESS IS MORE. That's my motto for 2017.

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  17. I have so many adds that I am now lost!

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  18. orlin N cassie...de food gurlz place oh employz computer iz all wayz addin sum thin on....N rite when everee onez tryin ta due ther dam job....ore they iz updatin sum thin.... that noe one noez what it even iz....N it canna be stopped....sew much for 10 ......~~~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. That would sure annoy
      She needs a new place of employ

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  19. I agree with Crystal, Less Is More;)
    Have a good one, Pat.

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  20. My wife is a cleaning machine
    Wherever there’s dirt she would clean
    No filth dared to wallow
    In what was to follow
    My mind’s now a hollow ravine

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    1. haha no gutter allowed
      At least there isn't a crowd

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  21. My computer runs so slowly that I don't need anything make it go even slower. ;)
    ~Jess

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    1. Slow computers suck
      But new costs more than a buck

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  22. No adds for me
    They can go fiddle de dee

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  23. No add ons, no super-size, none of that garbage for me.
    I like to keep things minimal and stress free.

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  24. No add ons here either. Heck, my phone is so old it can't even take selfies!

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    1. lol selfies are dumb anyway
      But that must be ancient at your bay

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  25. Great post and verse Pat.
    Perhaps a day late in reading but all the same most enjoyable.

    Yvonne.

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  26. I don't think I have anything on mine

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  27. LOL! I think the NSA should take hints from Google and Facebook! My follower add on isn't working, and I have no idea how to fix it. Still waiting from tech support from Blogger; good thing I'm not holding my breath! Have a good one, my friend!

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    1. haha Blogger will never get back to you
      Maybe, if you're lucky, when next christmas is due

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