Monday, February 27, 2017

A Safe Bet Not A Pet!

The cat won't be talking about Spot or Fluffy. We wouldn't want dogs or poofy cats getting huffy. Actually the cat would but we do that all the time at our hood. A different huff and puff comes from today's pet umm stuff.

Come here, Pooky Bear.
Umm blank stare.
Oh that sure tickles.
Stop it, Kitten Pickles.

Now let's cuddle.
Get close to me, Love Puddle.
Stop with the name drops.
That is better, Pudgy Pops.

Now, now, don't cry.
Come here, Cow Pie.
Don't move like a slug.
Get to it, Bed Bug.

Get me the ice cream scooper.
Thanks for the assist, Juicy Pooper.
I think you have a winky.
I got it for you, Binky.

I need some money.
Thanks a lot, Funny Hunny.
I love how your butt wiggles.
Keep doing that, Giggles.

You threw me for a loopie.
I'm making up words, Poopie.
The fun will never stop.
Play with me, Soda Pop.

Come get some hanky panky.
Hurry it up, Yankee.
You are better than the jocks.
I hope you know that, Furry Socks.

Let's do some back flips.
Join me soon, Sweetie Hips.
I tell you no lies.
Believe me, Bashful Eyes.

Don't stop your embrace.
Hold me close, Sex Face.
Go and grab a toy.
We'll enjoy it, Quirky Boy.

With you I'm never bored.
Let's go for a run, Ford.
I want you too,
My little Stinky Boo.

Did you have a pet name? I hope it is not that lame. Actually they may all be. But to each their own at their sea. The cat gets called a boob. Should I flush Pat down that white swirling tube? It's a loo if you don't know. Not sure he'd fit though. Hey, I am of the kiss ass feline class. An attention seeking little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

71 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. That's 4 in a row
      2 mins late but just so!

      Hank

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    2. Good morning Hank
      How many more will grow?
      One just doesn't know...

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    3. On the go
      With the grow
      Even late
      An increasing fate

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    4. Two minutes late?
      Did you just... wait?
      And still you're number one...
      Such fun!

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    5. While you're snoring
      Not out exploring

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  2. A Safe Bet Not A Pet!
    The name of a jet-set
    And not to confuse
    Nor of some ruse
    But rather an acceptable bet

    Hank

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  3. Wonderful verse to start this week.
    Yvonne.

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  4. You threw me for a loopie
    I'm making up words poppie

    I was expecting you to say
    do you want to make whoopie...haha

    That is where I thought you would go
    To the gutter with a word flow....

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    1. lol baby talk at your sea
      Diapers sure can go all poopie tree

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    2. Hey they were your words not mine
      what's up buttercup..lol

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    3. You get the repeat point
      For a re-use at your buttercup joint

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  5. I get Baby when my wife wants something. Although I try not to call her Sexy just when I want something...

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    1. haha you both know
      What the other wants in tow

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  6. Pet names for lover lamby pies
    Be assured they're telling lies
    If one is on a trip of guilts
    Sweet names cover like the quilts

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    1. That they try
      Girl or guy
      To ease the guilt
      Instead of bringing it full tilt

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  7. I actually have a friend who calls her husband Hiney Hole as a term of endearment.

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    1. Hmmm must like his hole
      Don't want to know what has taken a stroll

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  8. No pet names here
    we like to keep it simple and clear
    who we are talking to
    and nothing else we would fear

    betty

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    1. Knowing who is a win
      No need for a repeat spin

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  9. I think I would hide if someone started calling me pooky!

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    1. Run under the bed
      When that sure is said

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  10. Whew, I would hate being called some of those names.
    Quite a few are very lame. lol....
    I've only been called one pet name that I love
    and no, it isn't a pretty dove. :)

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    1. Birdie Lover just sprang to mind
      That can go right to gutter for my behind

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    2. haha if one is in to that
      Could be a hit where they are at

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  11. Haven't had a pet name in years....

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  12. If you count Battle Axe as a pet name...

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    1. Could cut them all
      As long as sharp at your hall

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  13. Kamikaze, Banzai and Boo
    Were the cats at my zoo
    Now it's just Lizard and me
    'Til we replace previous owners' pets' pee
    Staining the wood and concrete at our sea

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    1. Ugg to that
      The pee of a cat
      Have to make them go
      In the litter show

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  14. Butthead can be a term of endearment
    Yes we have a strange household

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  15. Our family has so many nicknames for each other you need a chart to keep up. Jackass seems to be my boys favorite name for each other. They all answer to it.

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    1. haha hey, as long as they know
      When jackass does show

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  16. Just the pets here have names, no pet names for the human. But the pets tdo call her 'Meow' all the time.

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    1. Want attention and food
      Or maybe a little attitude

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  17. I once was someone's Pookie Bear
    This is true
    I swear
    to you
    It's better than Kitty Pickles
    or little bitty nipples.
    "Hey you" works fine
    most all the time.

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    1. Hey you does the trick
      Unless Pookie Bear pops out slick

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  18. Juicy Pooper...*cringe* I'm the kind of person who despises pet names. I especially hate "babe" or "bae." The only one I don't mind is "baby." As long as it's not a reference to being infantile.

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    1. Yeah, as long as it is not in a child way
      Can make ones day

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  19. orlin N cassie...thanx bee ta cod we iz catz; if we had namez like theeze....we wood moove !!!!!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. haha go to a whole new town
      Leave such a human something brown

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  20. I think all pet names are pretty lame! Lol. In fact, I don't know any good ones but that kind of makes them even more endearing.

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    1. haha endearing through lame
      That is a conundrum claim

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  21. The only pet name I call Ken is Honey. But it's not all the time. lol I don't like weird pet names.

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    1. Weird ones are strange
      Some out on the range

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  22. I think we did that many years ago. I can't remember what the names were though.

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    1. Probably better if you don't
      As like you probably won't

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  23. Pet names are funny but I guess its personal....Don't have pets so I am just checking..ha..ha...

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  24. Pet names are funny if heard by anyone else. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Yep, they make little sense
      Some sure think you dense

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  25. No one calls me any pet names. I,however, call my kitty by a ridiculous amount of embarrassing pet names. I'm sure she thinks her name is Mommy's Sweet Adorable Precious Little Round Baby.

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    1. Shows she has good memory though
      To remember that long flow

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  26. Cat needed a name
    One that wouldn't shame
    One friends could exclaim
    Meow he became

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  27. I was Crash or Munch as a kid. Crash because I was always crashing my bike into something. Munch because I loved to eat!

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    1. After a crashing fit
      Needed to eat a bit

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  28. I give my pets better than names than some people do their kids

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    1. Yep, pretty bad
      Some names are out there a tad

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  29. Uhm, did Pat get a girlfriend? All those smoochy names aren't just for pets.

    Psst: I call my female cat a prissy little girl, and the male is usually that messy old man. When I'm feeling kind, that is.

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    1. Prissy most female cats are
      We will not speak on any grounds that could incriminate at our sand bar

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  30. Pet names are fine if they are used in private!!
    If not, pretty embarrassing, aren't they?

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    1. That they can be
      When heard by others near thee

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  31. Little winky just doesn't sound right and anything having to with poop is just not a tone of endearment to me:)

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    1. Poop sure doesn't win
      When taken for a spin

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