Monday, February 13, 2017

A Share With Care!

The cat just has to get this news out. It could help all that is about. I know I've shown one before. But this is sure one that beats everything at any shore. You need it now. It can really wow.

Friepitix is the name.
Saving lives is the game.
At least the game we tell.
But what the hell.

It cures the common cold.
Yep, a cure takes hold.
Friepitix does the trick.
Cures those sniffles some slick.

Friepitix is the future of pills.
So shell out those bills.
That is all I have to say.
Have a nice day.

May cause severe bleeding.
Don't take if breast feeding.
May cause heart attack or stroke.
Don't give to a high risk bloke.

May cause you to go blind.
May cause bleeding out your behind.
May cause your hair to thin.
In some cases baldness was given a spin.

May cause ear aches.
May give you the shakes.
May cause numbness in limbs.
At least during testing prelims.

May cause a migraine.
May cause other body pain.
May cause brain cell death.
May leave you with shortness of breath.

May cause blood clots.
May cause your body to hurt lots.
May cause bloating.
Also worth noting:

In some rare cases,
Rare as in only 1 in 50 faces,
Cancer of any part of the body may occur.
P.S. your words may also slur.

Should any of these symptoms show,
Take a few more pills to know.
No need to stop right away.
But seek a doctor some fine day.

Don't you want your bottle of Friepitix now? It can really wow. Just ignore that fine print. It is nothing but the likes of window tint. It is just there. Don't let it scare. For 1008 bucks a pill you can cure a cold that's run of the mill. In rare cases you may cause more severe stuff to occur. But don't let that ruffle your fur. We've got pills for that too. Got you covered every which way at your zoo. So trust me like you would a singing bass. Or maybe just blow your nose away from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

86 comments:

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    1. On a Monday
      Rare to be on display

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    2. It must be Wednesday!
      Hey, it is....
      Ninja's doing the Monday is Wednesday biz

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    3. He switched it up
      Giving Hank a hiccup

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    4. Worked on out
      No copy and paste shout

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  2. A great Monday morning read Pat. Thanks.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Friepitix isn't sold nearby. I guess I will just take the cat's word on it.

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    1. For an extra $567,897 we'll ship it to you
      Comes in a shiny box too

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  4. Doesn't matter what the side effects could be, so long as it fixes that one thing!!! Or so they say. ;)

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    1. Or so they say indeed
      As more pills you need

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  5. Every time I see a commercial for drugs, that long list of warnings guarantees I never want to take them.

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    1. Yep, no matter how fast they blurb through it
      Still proves they aren't a hit

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    2. Laugh one can do
      With them in view

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  6. I think its funny that a drug to make you feel better
    carries a long list of things that could go wrong
    who would ever want to take the medicines then
    to try to make them strong?

    betty

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    1. Doesn't seem like the smart way
      At the end of any day

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  7. ''Tis better to find a natural remedy if possible, all those side effects are scary, I guess one has to explore all options.

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    1. Yep, all options need to be thought
      And then make your own decision to forward the plot

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  8. There really are pills for everything. I'm trying to learn as fast as I can--working at a doctor's office. Just trying to remember the names of these different meds might be the end of me lol

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    1. haha those big long names
      And all their claims
      Can be a mouth full indeed
      To sit and read

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  9. A pill for a pill
    Now ain't that a thrill
    If you find yoursel worse
    Take a ride in the hearse

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    1. Least keep the driver employed
      After with you they toyed

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  10. A Share With Care!
    Side effect's dare
    A Friepitix
    Cheap trick?
    Had better beware

    Hank

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  11. I do think that is so true. All the side effects of any of these drugs are just the worst.

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    1. Worst than the cure
      But many fall for their allure

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  12. Whenever I see a drug advertisement on tv I listen for the possible side effects, which are often more frightening than what the medicine is supposed to be helping!
    ~Jess

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    1. Yep, way worse off one would seem to be
      As they let the side effects fly free

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  13. You've got the whole Cover Your Ass thing down pat, Pat!

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    1. Covered it in every way
      No sun shining on my ass today

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  14. It's ridiculous how medications which are supposed to treat one issue, end up causing so many other problems.

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    1. Yep, screws up 50 other things
      With more waiting in the wings

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  15. "May kill you."
    is the last symptom on the list
    But hey, you're worth the risk.

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    1. Yeah, give it a go
      You just never know

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  16. No additional pills for this old guy.
    Right now there are too many that I buy.
    My cupboards are filled with crazy pills
    And I didn't realize I had so many ills.

    I'm thinking these pills make some things worse.
    My doctors visits are becoming a curse.
    Big pharma must be paying them bribes
    While all of them are playing with lives.

    Should I quit pills? I'm kind of afraid
    Because if I do I might end in the grave.
    So what to do? Nothing I guess.
    Just take my damn pills. Modern life is a mess.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. A mess it is
      With the pill biz
      Keep you in check
      When really you're a wreck

      Doctors get a % of each sale
      So they will never fail
      As there are kickbacks galore
      By making you have your own store

      But beat into the mind
      While covering their behind
      That you need or you could die
      So trust the big pharma guy

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  17. Just about everything these days
    Can leave you in a haze
    No more processed anything
    I'll just make homemade on the wing!

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    1. Processed is surely crap
      Blew that off my map

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  18. Oh well. What are a few side effects?
    Turning blue
    Will not hurt you, will it?

    Funny monday rhyme. Thanks for the chuckle

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    1. A little blue hue
      Could be a trend that is new

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  19. LOL. I've always said the cures are often worse than the ailments!

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    1. Yep, that they are
      Not curing much at any sand bar

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  20. We always giggle when we hear the ling list of side effects like may cause you to poop yourself to death. No thanks!

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    1. Yeah, death by crap
      Not for this chap

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  21. The side effects for some of the medicines are worst than the ailment you're taking the pills for. lol
    Where are all those side effects that we actually want? May cause you to lose weight when eating chocolate cake? C'mon, I'm sure some scientist can come up with that one.

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    1. That would be a grand way
      To help out at many a bay

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  22. I always laugh when those commercials for medication go on and on about all of the side effects.

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    1. Last longer than the commercial ran
      As they show some person is a fan

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  24. There's always a trade off isn't there?

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  25. orlin N cassie....thiz iz de trooth....N honest ta cod in all de seaz...

    we reeded an ad once ...we think it waz for quit smokin...N one oh de side effectz read: may cauz death.... WTF...talk bout ironic ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. Yeah, may as well smoke
      Takes longer to end up a dead bloke

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  26. I love the commercials for anti-depressants which say that one of the side effects is that they may make you want to commit suicide. A bit counter-productive, if you ask me.

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    1. Yep, but I guess they may perlong it
      Or just get it over with in a single hit

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  27. Ah, commercials for medications are always so fun. Especially when they straight up say death could be a side effect. Or when the side effects are ever so much worse than what it's treating.

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    1. They just make one shake their head
      Especially when they say you may wind up dead

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  28. at least Canada has better laws against Big Pharma. They're horrible here.

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    1. Yep, better, not best
      But beats you guys and them being a pest

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  29. The doctor would give me a pill
    He told me my pain it would kill
    The pill helped a lot
    And comfort it brought
    From pain that I got from his bill

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    1. The bill shall rise
      Giving them first prize

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  30. We always laugh at the 1000 disclaimers at the end of adds. :)

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    1. They put on every single thing
      Even giving death a ring

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  31. Yep, sometimes medicine has bad side effects for sure.
    But it may also be what one needs for a cure.

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  32. The name has a good ring in it. :)
    Great ad. You should consider writing a jingle for commercials. :)

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    1. Would work for me
      As money would come to be

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  33. Haha, that long long long list of side effects is kinda fun :-) I don't mind minor ones but when they say pill could cause death, I would not wanna take the risk!

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    1. Yeah, if it is just the runs
      But not if it is death by tons

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  34. The more I hear about drugs, the more I want to run far and fast!

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    1. That seems to be the way
      With so many at play

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  35. Ahh, yes that long, long, long, long, long list of side effects which makes me think that if I take this I might morph into the Hulk, or worse...Liberace

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    1. haha Hulk would be a better win
      Could do all bad guys in

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  36. I saw a commercial recently that would cure some minor ailment but you run the risk of developing IBD. The hell I go through with IBD made me wonder who in the #@$& would want to mess with trying to cure a minor ailment with that med only to develop an incurable disease? Some of those drug side effects are mind boggling!

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    1. Yeah, soooo stupid with such crap
      But they are bought by many a dimwit chap

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  37. $1008??! What an interesting price, lol. Game sounds scary.

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    1. lol just popped in
      A price for the win

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  38. Might skip the Friepitix today... and maybe tomorrow as well.

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