Wednesday, February 22, 2017

A Surprise For You...Maybe Two!

The cat wants to surprise all. I can do it at my hall. It is as easy as can be. One sure did it near me. The surprise was so grand. I have to give them a hand.

Surprises for you.
Surprises for me.
There are a few,
That come to be.

Boy, how times flies,
When you get a surprise.
You open your eyes.
Hairball...surprise?

Working each day.
Time never flies.
Go to get your pay.
Payroll error....surprise?

Go for a drive.
The sun's in your eyes.
You get out alive.
Car totaled...surprise?

You write a book.
Gets many cheery cries.
Computer dies at your nook.
Book lost....surprise?

Your neighbor is new.
He wears no disguise.
Eyes peeping on you.
His naked....surprise?

You visit the cat.
Finding me wise.
I chew the fat.
Nonsense given....surprise?

You had dinner.
Followed by pies
A sure fire winner.
Food poisoning...surprise?

You see a light.
Then big old eyes.
This can't be right.
You're dead....surprise?

Surprises are sought.
Surprises are great.
On second thought,
They may be second rate.

Don't you want to be surprised like that? Were you surprised over a rhyme from the cat? Not one bit? Damn, I need to find some surprising shit. I'll leave a hairball on your floor. You'll be surprised when you step in that at your shore. Surprisingly I gave sass. I'm such a surprising little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer. 

59 comments:

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    1. It's 9th in a row
      Not to expect any dough!

      Hank

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    2. Double digits soon
      At our sand dune

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  2. A Surprise For You...Maybe Two!
    Just not to limit it to so few
    Surprises are fun
    To play on someone
    So one should not end up so blue

    Hank

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    1. Have to watch your step
      As some don't come with pep

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  3. I could do with a pleasant surpise.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Pleasant ones are nice
      Coming with no price

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  4. What the hell kind of surprises are those?

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    1. Never said they were good
      Avoid them you should

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  5. Rather not be surprised by a naked neighbor because I'm sure it won't be a beautiful woman.

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    1. Probably an old fat guy
      Ever so not spry

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  6. Surprise, surprise, open your eyes
    Look and listen and tell me no lies
    What is it, Lassie, what do you say?
    Timmy fell in the well, again today

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    1. They really need to cover that well
      It causes poor Timmy lots of hell

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  7. I often wished for a new neighbor man
    but then if I had that in the can,
    the new one might be worse
    could even make me curse!
    So I'll just take the one I have
    since he gives us the occasional laugh. ha.

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    1. Sometimes we never know
      How a new one may go
      Could very well be worse
      And even more perverse

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  8. Don't like these kind of surprises
    some of them fill me with dread
    and some of them could
    very well live me dead

    betty

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  9. The good surprises I like to do
    Often as possible at my zoo

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    1. The good beats the bad
      When surprises are had

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  10. I do not want a spider surprise in the shower

    Finding cash in a coat pocket is a good surprise.


    Being number one comment here would be a shocking surprise

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    1. That sure is a win
      Don't worry, in a month you could give #1 a spin

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  11. Oh those wonderful unwanted surprises.

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    1. Have to hate those
      As they cause woes

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  12. I never have liked surprises. But those would not be nice surprises.

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  13. "The baby's not actually yours... surprise!"

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    1. Give Maury a call
      To find out at ones hall

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  14. I'd love to get a surprise that includes finding a million in cash

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    1. That would be grand
      Although may be drug money at your land

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  15. Surprise... I sent the cops on my neighbor's butt
    Did he like it, that stupid mutt?
    Surprise... Blue is back on your mat
    Was he missed by the rhyming Cat?

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    1. Hmm sent them on his butt?
      They do that over there at your hut?
      He must be sore
      Welcome back as you put away the snore

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    2. Sore I'm sure he is
      Doing the cop butt bizzz

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    3. All your fault
      As he liked to pole vault

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  16. Surprises are good
    Surprises are bad
    Gifts of chocolate -
    the best surprises I've had.

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    1. Gets you going
      With a chocolate showing

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  17. I would love to stick around but I am going to go chew some fat!

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    1. Chew with delight
      A surprise in sight

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  18. orlin N cassie.....de old P.O.S. computer we had yeerz ago pulled a... SURPRIZE.... on uz once... N died, fried N woodna reevive.... N de food gurl had just uploaded photoz sew her could tranzfer em two shutterfly.... and her had all reddy dee leeted em frum de camera ....her reel lee ...reel lee.... wanted ta take a hammerz two it...

    ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. haha that sucks a ton
      We'd also want to go on a smashing run

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  19. I had one such surprise long ago. I was in my apartment, in my kitchen and looked out the window to another apartment and saw this naked lady making bacon and eggs. She never wore clothes and should have!

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    1. hahaha a sight for the eyes
      Look and surprise

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  20. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning,
    I get out of bed, walk across the carpet, and without any warning,
    Yep, I step in something soft and squishy,
    The cat left me something and it wasn't a fishy,
    But a good old hairball.
    Thanks to you all.

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    1. The cats love to do that
      Pat always has shoes on though where we are at

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  21. I for once would like a surprise birthday party


    and not show up

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    1. haha leave them all there
      Surprise is on them at your lair

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  22. A way to avoid all these scary surprises,
    Is to lower expectations, then you'll be the wisest,
    car crashed, lost job and my cat has the flu,
    of course that happened, I knew it too.

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    1. That is a good way to keep at the ready
      For such surprises that come steady

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  23. The man had a weird dream one night
    Where cats talked to birds while in flight
    And even a frog
    Could speak to a hog
    To which the man’s dog said yeah right

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  24. Uh, Pat, I don't think I want your surprises:)
    I've heard horror stories about losing manuscripts on the computer. Yikes.

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    1. Yeah, that would sure suck indeed
      Back up 10 times at ones feed

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    1. Even with zombie feet
      Isn't that sweet?

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  26. These are not welcome surprises. Just like the pile of puke my dog left beside my bed last night. That's a gift I wish he would have kept to himself.

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    1. haha left it there for you to find
      Ease and convince from his behind

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  27. My surprise today
    Was an internet crash
    All to my dismay
    The day went by in a flash.

    I got little done
    As far as on line.
    Tweren't too much fun
    But still I'm just fine.

    I'm back on for now--
    At least for tonight.
    Hoping tomorrow
    Things will still be alright.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. A crash can suck
      May cost a buck
      Don't pass it on
      No screen of death shall dawn

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