Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Any Time, Any Where At Your Lair!

The cat is here all the time. I have a daily chime. So should I say you can read it anytime, anywhere? Hmm, not unless I want to lie at my lair.

Anytime, anywhere.
That doesn't get a care.
No one gives it a second thought.
Except we see through its plot.

Watch, read, play.
All use it on display.
Commercials or ads.
Fun things or fads.

It's used a ton.
But they jumped the gun.
How is that?
Follow the cat.

You're in Timbuktu.
Try to read my zoo.
Whoops, no good.
Need a new hood.

You're out to sea.
You try to read me.
Whoops, not a chance.
Can't even get a glance.

You're high on a mountain top.
You want to leave a comment drop.
Whoops, no connection near,
As you freeze off your rear.

You're in outer space.
A new rhyme you want to embrace.
Whoops, NASA says Hell no.
You miss out at your show.

You're in a deep dark hole.
Criminal deeds were your goal.
But you still want a rhyme.
Whoops, you did the crime.

You have no dough.
No internet in tow.
Whoops, no can do.
But that you knew.

Anywhere, anytime.
A lying chime.
Has been proved.
Weren't you moved?

Moved to think there at your rink? Can't believe all. The cat proved it at his hall. Anywhere, anytime I'll rant away. Unless my tongue got chopped out at my bay and there was no computer on display. Then be screwed with my say. See? Anywhere, anytime is a lie. Proved by this rhyming guy. Now I'm done with my proof pass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

64 comments:

  1. Great to read Pat, a real post to cheer a person.

    Yvonne.

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  2. Any Time, Any Where At Your Lair!
    Lost in space and not playing fair
    When out at sea
    And being free
    Takes courage to accept the dare

    Hank

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  3. The internet and connection keep us up to date most of the time.... except those times our calls drop lol.

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    1. lol yep, never fully there
      That one has to be aware

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  4. I'm very nearly in Timbuktu but more remote!

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    1. Damn, that is bad
      Could drive one mad

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  5. What would the Cat do if he lost Internet for a day?

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    1. Take a nap at our sea
      Post still runs from me

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  6. Unplugged = Freedom in my book!

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    1. Depends where you are though
      In the middle of the arctic, hell no

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  7. Live far remote I always say
    Would bring one pleasure day by day
    Live off the grid and get no bars
    Communicate with just the stars

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    1. Then when shit hits the fan
      You may not like that ban

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  8. "You're high on a mountain top.
    You want to leave a comment drop.
    Whoops, no connection near,
    As you freeze off your rear."...

    I think you write about me, Mr. Cat!
    Imagine that!!!

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    1. haha just need a bike
      And it would be life like

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  9. I am online or was that inline?

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  10. 11, that's number 1 twice.

    Living at the edge of the universe, the internet don't always make it. Lol

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    1. One times two
      Doesn't work for tops in view

      Yep, screwed you'd be
      If in the middle of the sea

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    2. The rules don't apply to me. I'm special. So number 1 two times in a row it will be.

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  11. Black holes do exist and they are in Justin TX. Hello. Hello. Anybody there?

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  12. I think I just broke the internets

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  13. I don't know what I would do without computer on display!

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    1. Would leave one a bit nuts
      Have to get mutts lol

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  14. It would probably be difficult to get online in a Black Hole, too. So much for the any time, any place theory.

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  15. orlin N cassie...ya haza point... coz we taked a cell ewe lar dee vize with uz once ta catch sum fish....we asked de fish if they wood like ta reed yur blog.....they said sure; we tozzed de dee vize inta de waterz afturr bringin up yur page for em and NADA~~~~~~ cours everee thing elze waz prette much NADA afutrr that tho two ~ ♥♥♥☺☺☺

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    1. haha too bad the fish didn't get to see
      Could find out that things are fishy from we

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  16. I'm only online at home. No cell phone do I have, so when I'm away it's a black hole for me.

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    1. Black hole everywhere
      Could make one swear

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  17. Connected most of the time with the internet and all
    so no black holes in my neck of the woods
    advantage for working at home
    especially in this neighborhood

    betty

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    1. Good to stay connected
      As it is detected

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  18. I once picked a fight
    With cat to prove mite
    The truth came to light
    When mouse caused a fright

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    1. Ran the other way
      At the end of the day

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  19. Hey as long as I have a phone
    The internet I can roam
    Unless it's not charged
    then there is no tone,,,

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  20. I bought myself a cell phone for Christmas so I'd be in style.
    I'm slowly learning how to use it, but it will take a while.

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  21. Here sometimes is good but other we dont have internet by many reasons, anyway is the countryside .....
    Hugs!

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    1. The country can do that
      At ones plant

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  22. Have rant or a poem, you post anyway ~ Enjoy your week Pat ~

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  23. Lots of black holes where I live. My kids think they are going to go insane when they aren't connected.

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    1. Ha ! Here happens the same with the kids !

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    2. haha can't do anything at all
      When no connection comes to ones hall

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  24. With time, I am getting the hang of how much "connected" I am. It usually happens when one loses connectivity.

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    1. Yep, when you lose
      Away such thoughts will cruise

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  25. I would not suffer that's for sure
    I might almost consider it a cure
    Cos I might do more
    Maybe I won't be such a bore.
    I do like my blog though
    And others and that suits me so
    I'm ok with it as it is not on 24/7
    When I read..I'm in heaven

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    1. Yeah, 24/7 would suck
      On that we too pass the buck

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  26. Truly, there is no more lie...
    there is only 'alternative truth.'
    Smiles.

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  27. Technology and I have a difficult relationship! So anytime, anywhere doesn't always work for me. Guaranteed though, I'll play catch up when I get a chance. Wouldn't want to miss the Cat's daily dance!

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    1. Catch up when can come due
      Sure works for our zoo

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