Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Kiss And Tell Where You Dwell!

The Wabatat is back. Him and his spit attack. Don't you remember him? He spits on you and you get love on a whim. Yep, it's as easy as that. But let's not re-chew that fat.

Kiss anything.
Have many a fling.
Then go and tell.
Create one big yell.

Take a kiss.
Isn't it bliss.
Say it was musty.
Get hit with something rusty.

Take a kiss.
Back to bliss.
Say she's fat.
You got splat.

Take a kiss.
Something is amiss.
Say it's small.
He'll dash down the hall.

Curl your nose,
Not your toes.
Say there's a smell.
Raise a little hell.

One toe too big.
Dance a jig.
No kiss for you.
Maybe some fat to chew?

Say that's not needed.
Shouldn't be seeded.
Who needs the calories.
May only be able work jobs with small salaries.

Shout bingo.
Add some lingo.
Say you remember their name.
May piss off a dame.

Take the kiss,
But then you miss.
Bad breath you say.
Won't have a nice day.

Kiss and tell.
Raise some hell.
The day will see red.
Could end up on your death bed.

You humans should not kiss and tell. Isn't wabatat spit more swell? Some should know to keep their yap shut or they'll get snip snipped like a mutt. But then it can be fun to watch all run when a little telling is done. Do you kiss and tell where you dwell? A different kind of red may come in mass. Not one wanted anywhere near my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

65 comments:

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    1. No.#1 regained
      Rightly sane!

      Hank

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    2. Not a flop!
      Beats kissing and telling
      Or Kissing and yelling

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  2. Kiss And Tell Where You Dwell!
    Pretty good feelings and swell
    Kiss and tell
    No blackmail
    Notorious for a real quick sell!

    Hank

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    1. Could be quick
      Screwed over some slick

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  3. Simply wonderful Pat.

    I live in the UK.
    That's what I say.
    Living on the South Coast.
    That I can boast.

    Yvonne.

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  4. The day of the Saint to spread some love
    Falls like the snow from somewhere up above
    If you're a recluse, a wizard or a clown
    Kiss Wabatat and remove that silly frown

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    1. Easy as can be
      To remove the spree
      For hallmark day
      Comes to play

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    1. Same to you
      With a whoopdi do lol

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    2. Lol yeah I know
      but, hope a happy day shows

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    3. We shall see
      But a mountain of snow causes no glee

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    4. lol I have more than I want to see
      I wish the snow would go out to sea


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    5. Yep, damn crap is everywhere
      Car is buried at our lair

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  6. Too many toads about, will stick to my frog princess!

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    1. Much better way
      At the end of the day

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  7. I don't think anyone would be interested in my kiss and tell these days, but back in the day, it was ALL about the kiss and tell! We didn't have social media to amuse us!

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    1. haha had to get some gossip in
      With no social media spin

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  8. No kissing and telling here, that is for sure. Happy Valentine's day to you all.

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    1. Cats are the easy way
      Can tell them anything at ones bay

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  9. Happy Valentines Day Cat and Pat.

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  10. Too old to kiss and tell
    But love is still swell :)

    betty

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  11. I guess I shouldn't say
    I got a kiss today!!!

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    1. A little telling
      Sure isn't too much spelling

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  12. Never tell
    Never yell
    One kiss in a rush
    Where? I blush

    Happy Valentine's Day

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  13. It sure is the day to pucker up!

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  14. Have a nice day Pat/cat, I know you dont like Valentine's but spread some love is always nice!!

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    1. Spreading it around
      Is nice to be found

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  15. Sometimes it's too late
    when you learn the kiss
    was not worth the take
    and you go home to wash your mouth out
    really, really well for that mistake.

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    1. haha thankfully I haven't had that
      Or my ocd would wash my mouth, stat

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  16. Happy Valentine's Day, Pat!
    May you avoid all unwanted kisses!

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  17. Lots of good responses:)
    Happy Day, Pat. No kissing and telling...okay, you can go ahead and tell us about it. grin.

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    1. haha they cat may tell
      But out Pat will never spell

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  18. Valentines is technically more Christian than Christmas and yet we don't see people trying to put Christ back in Valentines

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    1. Hallmark has them all fooled
      Can't let it be retooled

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  19. I don't think anyone cares who I should kiss,
    but as a single girl, telling all my friends after I never did miss,
    recounting the details of youthful fun,
    is something I hope we all have done.

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    1. Sure has been done a time or two
      AS one has told and heard a few

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  20. I better refrain from kissing sprees. I already found my frog :)

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    1. Got the frog in tow
      No need for another go

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  21. Don't kiss and tell. That's not very nice.

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  22. I love a good kiss
    that I will tell
    but I won't say where
    TMI? please don't swear.
    Happy Valentine's Day!
    That's what I have to say:)

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    1. haha the cat won't swear
      Never tmi at our lair

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  23. orlin N cassie....another one oh de bazillion wayz... bee in a cat rockz....

    we dont give kizzez
    & dont get em either
    may bee bee coz
    oh R fish breath....breether..... ☺☺☺

    ~~~~~ knot much rhymez with either ~~~

    hay, happee heartz day oh lovez frum all oh uz two ewe any way ~~~~ ♥♥♥

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    1. Those fish can work
      Sure a non-kissing perk

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  24. I try not to kiss and tell, but on a rare occasion, a story is so interesting that it can't be helped!

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    1. Just wants to be told
      After it takes hold

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  25. No kissing and telling here ~ Just eating and eating, how about that ~

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    1. Just don't get fat
      After all of that

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  26. When wife sent her kisses my way
    My knowledge of language would stray
    And reasons to brawl
    Were hard to recall
    For word yes was all I could say

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  27. Kisses are good, kisses are fun,
    Be careful you don't catch a germ from one.

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    1. Yep, germs aplenty
      Way more than twenty

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  28. I've been married too long to go around kissing and telling. Hell, even in my younger days I never kissed and told.

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    1. I did vaguely once in a blue moon
      But never as an online loon

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