Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Round Fifty Five Takes A Dive!

The nuts are still here giving a cheer. Or maybe it's a crazy squawk. It wouldn't surprise me with the way they talk. Would it surprise you? Yeah, I doubt it at my zoo.

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Umm okay. Who searches just that and finds my bay?

rat sex

Mary Kirkland fans are back. Hmm, maybe it was her at her shack?

gigantic anime tit squeezing

Is animated all you can muster? Damn, that has to lose it's luster.

Cassie crow feathers

Cassie ate a crow? That I didn't know.

My way home today

How do I know? Don't run over a toe.

Meowwwww tweetie

Wrong thing. Need a tweet fling.

Animals rights right

So no left ones? That could give some the runs.

Anti PC rants

The Blue Guy has a few. I'm sure I do too.

My home burnt my chair

Now that takes skill. Haunted house on a hill?

Profanity Granny Swearing

I think the first word covers that. No need to get redundant where you're at.

Dark green eyes are on me

Did they pop out and make you shout?

My nanny wore at me

I sense a theme. Maybe it's a dream.

Nanny swearing at kid

Nope, not a dream. Guess he/she got no ice cream.

Make diddle in hay

Could get itchy. May end up twitchy.

And the winner this time has a fun chime. Fun for them maybe. I don't even want to wonder what they did see. At least zombie feet is about the worst here. This could bring some fear.

Super Glue Closed My Ass 

A little experimenting at their sea? Damn, now that is as weird as can be. Who would even attempt that? Think it was lube where they were at? That has been done. The Redneck gave that a run. And so ends this search engine pass of the nuts that find my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

53 comments:

  1. The UK Medical profession I'm still fighting.
    They are "Nutcases" in my mind.
    I can't get medication for my on going illness.
    Because they say I haven't got it I find.

    Yet I was diagnosed with Epilepsy 34 years ago.
    I have to "Grin and bear" my seizures which is a danger I know.

    Loved the verse Pat. plenty of nuts around apart from the nuts on trees.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Sounds like nuts there
      They are everywhere to spare

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  2. Might need to see a doctor about that super glue...

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    1. Some places it shouldn't go
      Super glue can be a foe

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  3. Super glue? Yikes!

    Congrats on the shout out over at Alex's.

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    1. Yeah, scary indeed
      Thanks as it took seed

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  4. Yup, we have to agree, that super glue does not sound like a fun thing to do.

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  5. Makes me not want to have super glue here
    the things that can be done with it, I fear

    betty

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  6. Round Fifty Five Takes A Dive!
    Looking around to get to jive
    Search engine nuts
    Are a roaring glut
    Super glue gets them stuck alive

    Hank

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    1. Stuck in a rut
      Maybe unable to sit on their butt

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  7. And just exactly what were they doing
    With super glue in that area spewing?!?

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    1. Don't want to know
      But you can find out at your show

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  8. Nuts are out with all the tools
    Pay no attention to the rules
    Crows and bows and glue and tweet
    Nothing finer can be beat

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    1. Finer they may be
      If one is on a nutty spree

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  9. Ok....you ended this display with the winner...or the loser as it all depends on how one looks at this. Im just not sure why someone would glue their ass...too much gas?

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    1. Then the gas would build on up
      That could be a hiccup

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  10. iOh no, not the glue bottom shuffle!

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  11. Fingers fly to find you
    Others get stuck by glue

    Wacky stuff

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  12. I must admit, that's the first time, I've heard of super glue being used for that:)

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    1. I've heard it used on the other side
      Not the other side that opens wide

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  13. Oh no! I won't be able to use super glue without picturing that in my head! :-)

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    1. haha forever stuck in your head
      Thanks to some nut putting that to bed

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  14. My MIL once thought super glue was her eye drops. Don't ask.

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    1. Damn, that would be awful to use
      Although watching might amuse

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  15. orlin N cassie

    we iz tryin ta think oh sum thin clever ta rite; but we iz CRACKIN UP bout de gloo one....noe crack punz inn tended ~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. haha cracked on through
      With a crack pun or two

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  16. Super Glue has a variety of uses, some not so good.

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    1. Some can be scary
      Making things hairy

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  17. Hey now hey now, I was not searching 'rat sex', not me. How that search ended on your blog just boggles the mind. Oh and your not supposed to use super glue...there. lol

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    1. lol rat sex wasn't you?
      Yeah, best to avoid the super glue

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  18. I was going to say, more like Mary's place for that.

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    1. But they found we
      Why, beats me

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    2. I never posted about rat sex. LOL That search won't lead to me.

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    3. haha she is sure denying a ton
      Maybe she protests too much under her sun

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  19. Replies
    1. Sure have some stick
      No matter how ick

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  20. The lovers were really a sight
    Their kiss lingered way into night
    But now they both knew
    That their love was true
    And warning on glue it was right

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    1. Stuck as one
      Sadly, it's really been done

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  21. There's just some places and some things that super glue should just never be used on. :)

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    1. Some places it shouldn't go
      That is something all clearly don't know

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  22. The PC BRigade can stuff it deep
    They're no different from that neighbor creep
    So it is
    Doing the anti PC biz

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  23. The super glue one... I'll give you a story that reminds me of....

    When I was about 9, I was at my best friends house. We were always playing mean pranks on her little brother, who was probably 7 or 8 then. He was still fast asleep in bed, and we got the idea that it would be funny to nail polish his butt crack closed. Needless to say, he woke up not a happy camper. Thinking back, that was a pretty mean thing to do, but my god, it was freaking hilarious in my 9 year old mind.

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    1. hahahaha that would be rather fun in a 9 year old mind
      But so mean thinking now what you did to his behind

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