Sunday, February 12, 2017

The Con Is Sure On!

Do you think the cat would con you? Nah, I've got better things to do. But then again you may get conned in the end. This is quite the con trend.

Con is on.
Used as a pawn.
Con Artist need not.
Con has a plot.

Contest is here.
Conned I fear.
Con vexed a bit?
How about that shit?

Convincing I must do?
Well who knew?
Conveying I must go.
On with the show.

Convict you won't.
Con I don't.
Consist of bad grammar.
But you won't stammer.

Console a Grammar Nazi.
Wouldn't that be fun to see?
Converse with one though,
And you may get a language blow.

Context of this?
Did that you miss?
Concoct a simple plan.
Soon you'll be a fan.

Conceit in my words?
Tell it to the birds.
Continue can I?
That was a good try.

Consult a psychic pal.
Or maybe ask HAL.
Conspire and you'll fry.
That is no lie.

Constant you must be,
Or a con may find thee.
Confirm that to be true.
I double dare you.

Contain yourself, will you?
I have other things to do.
Conquest is now complete.
Isn't going all con neat?

I'd be here all day conning you at my bay. Con sure gets thrown around a lot. Think language is conning a connect the dot? Notice con words a plenty? There are way more than twenty. I'm all conned out now. I'm sure you'll get over that some how. How does it feel to be conned in mass? I'm just a conning little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

65 comments:

  1. The Con Is Sure On!
    Game with lots of moan
    Connecting
    Convincing
    Meant to bring one down!

    Hank

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  2. Conner is a popular name these days.

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    1. Have seen it around
      Hopefully Skynet isn't found

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  3. Life's a con, it's one big game
    Be a loser or win at fame
    Life is full of regs and rules
    Most you never learn at schools
    If life cons you then you pay
    Karma's choice to go that way

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    1. That it is
      With life's quiz
      Won't be a or B
      And your sol with C and D

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  4. I was duped by a con
    28 years and then it's gone
    Ran up my credit for years and years
    I knew it not (stupid!) and am still in arrears
    The con should be in jail
    the system is a fail
    but we're healthy and free
    so all is well that ends well with me

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    1. Ugg cons sure can dupe
      Throw them all in a coop
      I've met my fair share
      Got taken once as I was thinking with umm down there lol

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    2. I have a family member going through that same thing right now. His girl is cute as can be, but not to the point of exclusivity, which is where she has him now (meaning he only sees her people, does what she wants, etc.). And she's talking about having a baby. I hope he wises up sooner than soon. For his own sake.

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    3. A family member married one like that
      Now he just sits around, does everything, and is rather fat
      Mine was more taken for a little dough
      I think I got off cheap at my show

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  5. You've created quite a concoction with a unique concept!

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  6. To err is human
    To con takes deceit
    To convince takes truth
    Or a mess of baloney
    Disguised as truth

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    1. Baloney as truth
      Now that takes quite the booth

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  7. Confused a bit at my sea
    Confounded a bit too
    Concern is added in
    Convicted about you

    Betty

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  8. There are a lot of pros at cons these days!

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    1. That there surely are
      Throw them behind a bar

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  9. Yup there are lots of con artists out there in this world. Well said.

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    1. So many out there
      Sure enough to spare

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  10. You are the conquistador
    That's for sure

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  11. I've been conned a few times when I was younger. I'm much more suspicious now.

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    1. Same with me
      Far more suspicious at my sea

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  12. Ahh I have seen people try to con
    At my work, they say they'll pay but then they're gone.
    Little do I care
    I close their file, once again, they are laid bare
    To the creditors who will continue to call.
    I just shake my head, the con will fall.

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    1. Yep, get bit in the end
      With they try that trend
      I've had them try and pull it too
      Then they come back with a boo hoo

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  13. the cat has convinced
    he will always converse
    sometimes he confronts
    no award for congeniality
    sometimes he confuses
    hope the blog will continue

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    1. Continue it shall indeed
      No conning that at my feed
      At least for another year or so
      As that far ahead at my show

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  14. Course the cat can con/Just let it put its bark on/I'll be thinking of canine/Meanwhile the cat will take what is mine! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  15. The cons are all around us. TV, the mail, in person. Con all day long.

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    1. Yep, TV is a big one
      As the lies are spun

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  16. Constipation
    Not a minor complication...
    So they say
    At the constipation bay
    Such a con
    Must suck a ton

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    1. As my rhyme's a bit off....
      Can't get enough?

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    2. See, I did it again
      At my rhyme-is-off can

      Oh my, I can't stop....
      What a flop!

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    3. Can just go back
      To the scooby attack
      With a wino
      On a rhino
      Or a chick
      On a stick
      Have your pick
      Works some slick

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    4. Sounds like a plan to me
      In the place to be

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    5. A fan of plan
      No flash in the pan

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  17. My wife shouted my car won’t budge
    Get out fool and give it a nudge
    A fight in a store
    Had broke into war
    So conned I bore more than a grudge

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    1. A grudge that won't budge
      Can sure bring on sludge

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  18. Life is CONstant
    until it is not!
    Happy weekend, Pat!

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  19. My favorite con
    Is the constellation

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  20. My favorite con is confection!

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  21. My favorite kind of con? Chocolate CONfections :)

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  22. My favourite con? is to be CONsiderate to all others.

    Yvonne.

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  23. Chocolate CONfections is not bad.....

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  24. Hey, Pat, where you're at!
    I'm CONtinually catching up! LOL
    Hope all is well with you!

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    1. Power was out
      As you caught up with each shout

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    2. That was one wallop of a storm heading your way. I hope that you are all okay.

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    3. All survived it at our sea
      Just rather freezing for a bit were we

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