Friday, March 31, 2017

On The Take For Heaven's Sake!

The cat will help you all out today. I know you are all going crazy with the a to z on its way. Or if you are ahead like me, you are simply resting at your sea. But I'll still help so none will yelp.

Got to go.
Got to work.
For me foe,
That awful jerk.

Can't play online.
Nope, not today.
My time won't align,
Or so they say.

Well this is nifty.
Maybe even great.
It doesn't sound shifty,
And I can still relate.

Take your web.
Take it with you.
The flow and ebb,
Can still come true.

I go to and fro.
My sites are here.
What do you know,
They are ever so clear.

Blogs about porn.
Blogs about writing.
I don't have to be torn,
Don't even need good lighting.

Hooked up to all.
My phone and what not.
I'm having a ball.
Everything is caught.

Work's not done.
But hey, I'm here.
Don't ruin my fun.
I like my cheer.

Cars are honking.
I just hit one.
Something went plonking.
Too bad I must run.

I have yet to eat.
My fridge is bare.
But oh what a treat,
I can take my web anywhere.

Hmm, on second thought I may not help a lot. The cat just read "take your web with you" and this post came due. Oh what can spur me on. Do you take it with you across the lawn? Hope you don't crash and dash as you may get thrown in the trash. Now I'll go relax and eat some grass. That sure works for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Take A Stand And Supply Demand!

The cat will supply you with a rhyme today. Is there demand for it at my bay? Beats the heck out of me, but it is going to be in front of thee. That is if you have a computer screen. If not a wall may be in front of thee at your scene.

I shall not lie.
I have the supply.
I have it all.
Come have a ball.

I've got the space.
You'll love this place.
The perfect spot.
By it all trot.

I have the supply.
Supply on the fly.
Can sell to everyone.
Be a while before I have none.

I've got the price.
It is oh so nice.
Come and buy.
You'll love my supply.

It's here and waiting.
It may start dating.
Why aren't you coming?
Here I am humming.

I demand you stop.
In you should pop.
Look! I'm right here.
The windows are clear.

I demand you buy.
I have the supply.
I've said it over and over.
You can even bring in rover.

I demand you pay.
There is a price on display.
You pay every inch of it.
It is different then buying a bit.

I demand you come back.
My supply doesn't lack.
Come in and buy tomorrow.
Money you can easily borrow.

I demand you lower my supply.
I have the supply, no lie.
So come and create demand.
My supply will spread across the land.

Whoopsy, bad logic there. Did you get it at your lair? You can have supply up the yin yang but demand may not be a bang. If demand isn't there, you'll be left with it at your lair. You can demand all you want, your supply you may still flaunt. Good thing books are digital at my sea. Then I can keep all 3,445,659,246 in stock for thee. That is just a rough count of the books in mass. It could be more that are supplied by my digital little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

A Together Kind Of Weather?

The cat got trapped in a room at the other sea. Cassie was right along there with me. She still was a bit prissy as can be. But she came around to being stuck, literally, with me.


Together we are.
 Not very far.
Cassie gives the evil eye.
She was caught with this guy.


I even helped her clean.
She didn't think it serene.
She withstood it for a bit.
Then she had enough of it.


Off she ran.
She wasn't a fan.
How rude is that?
I was a helpful cat.


So I escaped our pad.
This fluffball was had.
Parks right in the way.
He doesn't make my day.


These two watched from afar.
They know I'll smack them like a car.
I give a big wham.
 But they never turn to toe jam.


Here is some food.
He finds me rude.
What's a little bite on the tail?
 How can that fail?


Damn, he has a bodyguard. 
Why can't she be in the yard?
I guess I'll be on my way.
 That thing is too big to play.


Cocky mutt.
 I'll bite his butt.
You just wait.
It's a date.


Then I go down stairs.
There I get grumpy stares.
She hates hall at this all.
Making her run can be a ball.


Back I come.
Cassie's back to being my chum.
I guess I'll keep my licking to myself.
 That leaves her a happy little elf.

Ever scare someone away with a lick? Didn't that tiny mutt have an awful trick? That bodyguard is just so rude. I did give her attitude. Then I ran away rather fast. I'd rather bully the feline cast. They run away from me in mass. I am a rather mean little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

My Friend, Fear The End!

The end is coming. Start the drumming. Tell all far and near. The Evil Tootoo Lord is here. His fangs will plunge into Earth and nothing will be left of worth. Whoops, I lie. The Evil Tootoo Lord is too shy.

Weren't those years great?
Yeah, no one can relate.
That decade was fun.
It was peace for everyone.

Bomb shelters sold here.
Get one before death is near.
You'll need it today.
Come on, don't delay.

Those decades were grand.
Fun across the land.
I wish I lived then.
I'd have a nice den.

Society will collapse.
The Great Depression may relapse.
You better take your money and run.
With the banks be done.

Such decades were quaint.
They were like colorful paint.
Just so cheery and bright.
Could walk in the dead of night.

The Russians are coming.
Sound the drumming.
They'll be here soon.
Spies around every sand dune.

Such decades were a blast.
I wish they could last.
They'd be great to this day.
Why can't I hit replay?

Plague runs across the Earth.
A new virus has given birth.
Lock your windows and doors.
Stick close to the floors.

Wish we could go back.
There it never did lack.
We were oh so wise.
There was no crazy cries.

Y2K is almost here.
Everyone run in fear.
There will be panic in the streets.
Better stalk up on eats.

Wasn't that fun? We went on a reminiscing run. Ours was as original as can be. No one thinks about the fear that hung from the decade tree. Nope, all kittens and rainbows they recall. Humans do have selective memory after all. Fear mongering is every which way today as it was years before on display. Do you wish you had a certain decade's green grass? I'll stay right here with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Monday, March 27, 2017

The Best Rich Test!

The cat shakes his head at you humans far and near. I think you have very few things between each ear. Maybe a few worms crawling around in there. That should raise some neck hair.

They are so great.
I like every trait.
They are so cool.
Even when they drool.

Why is that?
Because they are fat.
Their wallet that is.
They are so rich they take a golden whizz.

Let's emulate each one.
That has to be fun.
Let's be a rich prick.
That will do the trick.

Get people to wipe our feet.
That is oh so neat.
Oh you missed a spot.
I can't go anywhere with a dirty trot.

Have others clean your place.
That brings a smile to your face.
You sit on your lazy fat ass,
While others clean your huge house mass.

Oh, and have 50 homes too.
That is so great to do.
Yeah, we really need that.
Be so happy where we're at.

Don't forget the yacht.
Bah, we can do without...not.
We need at least three.
A fleet to sail the sea.

A private jet too.
Sailing won't always do.
But need many a crew.
Maybe a back up one too.

Oh, look at the little people bow.
That is just so wow.
Who cares if I'm a prick?
They pile around me brick by brick.

An idea, have you?
Oh, you have two?
If only you had money?
Wow, you people are funny.

Geez, all kinds in one. Rich pricks are under the gun. Whiny people at rich pricks knees and the ones wanting to be like them pouncing like fleas. The cat got a three in one. Are you any of them under your sun? I hope not. But keep trying for that golden pot. Money is grand and a lot is fine. But wanting to be like someone who is a douche bag because they have a billion times nine? Nah, we don't need that. And who needs another billion added to that stat? Isn't 9, or whatever, billion enough in mass? You humans sure confuse my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Sunday, March 26, 2017

A Little Sale That Won't Fail?

The cat has done the weird things idiots have bought. Do to with celebrities and religious stuff were most of the connect the dot. But then there are real life things as well. To find these combed through online ad hell.

Are you in need?
Come do the deed.
Just show your money.
Then all will be sunny.

Sunny and bright.
Come buy this light.
It shines like the sun.
I have more than one.

I'm the best deal.
Come in for a feel.
I mean psychic reading, silly.
There I'll tell you lottery numbers so you'll never get chilly.

This beats all.
Come buy Halifax Shopping Mall.
Hmmm I think I wasn't clear.
Buy should be by as you peer.

Got a home you're wrecking?
How about some used decking?
Not sure on the shape.
But it isn't warped like a grape.

How about that.
I have a Donkey Kong hat.
Only $40 for the thing.
It will make your heart sing.

4 Older barbies for sale.
Betsy's auction dude may hit the trail.
Did I mention there was an added word?
4 Older Nude barbies for sale you nerd.

Come and get tickets to a show.
What one? I don't know.
The pic is grainy and no details.
Could be a show discussing lunch pails.

Wanted: Stolen antique door.
Hmm should that be, looking for?
Otherwise the cops need no help with you.
As the slammer may soon come due.

And one for all I bet.
A slightly used lingerie set.
Hey, when you need a cheap thrill,
Maybe it will fit the bill?

Yep, they are all true. I found them there in view. I'm sure they might be sold by now. Hey, to some nut they may wow. If not maybe you can track them down. Want any there at your town? Sadly there was no singing bass. I couldn't get a spare one for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

A Little You Now In View!

After a whole 24 posts in one day from me I figured I'd show a little thee. What will I show? I'm sure you may know. Nope, not zombie feet. I guess you are left in defeat.

It's time for Spring Seeding.
After some dog pee it's needing.
I think we have a theme type thing.
With The Chicks of Spring.

It does start to get hotter.
Bring on the Grand Designs of Water.
Not being dry is a fine way.
It can lead to a Thankful Thursday.

Hmm maybe not with R is for Russia.
Those Russians may umm crush a.
Or maybe they will not.
With Thursday Movie Picks - Astronauts.

That could be a con.
But you Rock On.
Thinking too long may leave time wasted.
But not with COPPEE & PASTE IZ COPEED & PASTED.

Wow, they were sure screaming.
R: Ragman may stop day dreaming.
Thankfully it is not storming.
Thankful Thursday: It Is Warming.

Isn't that what I said?
Do you have an A-Z: Ragdoll sitting on your head?
Hair may go up some noses.
But it beats Death If But By Roses.

That would cause some strife.
An ode to The Oddness of Life.
Life can sure be poo.
Especially if you have The Rosiedoo.

Maybe you need to hitch a ride.
Hop the Railway with pride.
There you can listen to some tunes.
That would be Recordings for some loons.

Don't get left in a lurch.
That means R - Research.
Bah, that may piss off the union.
I guess 'R' Is For Reunion.

That may also get some hate.
Damn a simple Twist Of Fate.
At least I gave it to you straightly.
That is all for Around Here, Lately.

Can you tell on what day I went through the blogroll? Hint: R was being given a stroll. Find your blog post title among these ones? There were tons. Got the first 20 that came due. Good luck remembering at your zoo. Thanks for the rhyme blog mass. You make life easier for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Friday, March 24, 2017

Twenty Four Calls It A Day At Our Bay!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Author

And now comes the one,
That is the most fun.
For a new tale is spun,
As words flow by the ton.

The writing never stops.
Out a tale drops.
Then edit the word crops,
So in the end it is tops.

Marketing comes up.
But we pffft most of that.
Rather play with a pup,
Or pretend to be a cat.

Anywhere is your setting.
Anywhere your mind can go.
With the occasional cat petting,
Out a new tale shall flow.

And many have dropped.
I'm sure many more will.
The cat can't be stopped.
Sure not one to sit and chill.




























Post 24 of 24 is now done. I only showed a few covers as the post would go on forever with every one. Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Did you enjoy the jobs done by me? There are no more to go so no more questions will flow. Now go enjoy a restful pass as I'll soon be back the usual time with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Here Comes Twenty Three For All To See!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Cat Sitter

The look of disgust.
The stare of doom.
You they don't trust.
Things may go boom.

But you must obey.
Do what has been said.
Do it every single day,
Or they'll bite the ears off your head.

Feed them what was stated.
Warm it or whatever.
Don't leave them gated,
They are far too clever.

Scoop their litterbox.
Go and clean that shit.
They'll put holes in your socks,
If you miss even a bit.

They'll sit on your lap,
Taking the attention.
There they will nap,
Forget any bathroom intention.

Have you ever done this one as post 23 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 1 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Twenty Two's Now In For A Spin!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Yoga Instructor

This one was more a fill,
Did it one time.
Some butts in the air don't thrill,
As downward dog I chime.

Others aren't bad.
Hey, I can look.
No one got mad,
That my eyes partook.

Down and up,
Around and through.
From cat to pup,
So many poses come due.

Balance is key.
Bendy one can become.
But gas may fly free,
Right out many a bum.

Never thought of that?
Well now you know.
At least there's no scat.
Can you do bow?

Have you ever done this one as post 22 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 2 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Twenty One Is Ready As Posts Come Steady!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

House Sitter

Sit back and relax,
You won't do much.
Nothing will tax,
Not much to touch.

Check the locks.
Check the inside.
Throw off your socks,
There you can reside.

Live and sit.
Easy as can be.
Don't have to do shit,
Just clean up after thee.

Free everything,
Except maybe food.
Especially if at your wing,
You find food rude.

A simple task.
I'm sure that you've guessed.
There you can bask,
Just don't throw any party fest.

Have you ever done this one as post 21 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 3 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Twenty Is Out With A Shout!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Social Media Thingy

This I've done for a few,
From blogs to Twitter to Facebook...
I know the later is ewww.
So move on and don't look.

Simply post things to each.
Content is key.
Whatever is in reach,
Can work for thee.

Has to make sense,
If you want the pay.
You won't get two cents,
If they don't find it okay.

The end is easy.
Just post and keep up.
That can be pleasy,
Unless you hit a hiccup.

The creation is the work.
Getting it out there.
But it can be a perk,
And a worth while fare.

Have you ever done this one as post 20 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 4 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Nineteen Is Here Spreading Cheer!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Video Creation

You get the image stuff.
You get the tune.
You make sure you have enough,
And then create the cartoon.

That's mostly where I went.
I've done others as well.
But in the animated many pitched a tent,
And found them swell.

Voices lining up,
Can sure be a pain.
The slightest hiccup,
And it goes off down crap lane.

Backgrounds a plenty.
They can sure suck.
Especially if you have twenty.
Only using one you're in luck.

Hours for 30 second run time,
Can sure sound insane.
But make more than a dime,
So not a bad little train.

Have you ever done this one as post 19 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 5 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Eighteen On Tap With A Little Flap!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Accountant

For years it was done.
Paid many a bill.
Gave numbers a run,
Sure had my fill.

From debit this,
To credit that.
A number you can't miss,
Or it would fall flat.

Billing a ton,
And mailing it too.
The latter little fun,
As paper cuts came due.

Audit time nearing,
Asking for much.
The year needed clearing,
Counting and such.

Paying the bills,
And counting them twice.
Sure will get no thrills,
But that is the price.

Have you ever done this one as post 18 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 6 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Seventeen Is Here May Cause Fear!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Dog Sitter

A yap and a whine,
An attention seeker.
Annoys the feline,
Who is far more sleeker. 

They have to go out,
May still crap on the floor.
Then whine more about,
Unless you go to explore.

Then you may scoff,
As they give a good pull.
Your arm may fall off,
As they tug like a bull.

Have to feed and play,
Even sit with too.
They want you all day,
Or will use the house as a loo.

But the cat will play,
Teach them a thing or three.
Mutts won't scare me away,
On any mutt sitting spree.

Have you ever done this one as post 17 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 7 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Sixteen Gets A Go With Another Show!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Rentals

Want to hear crap?
Give this one a go.
Rent rooms to any across the map,
And you'll create a foe.

Flappy came from it.
She'll hurt your head.
On and on about stupid shit,
You'll wish you were brain dead.

You'll get a nemesis or three,
As they whine at you.
Wanting this and that for their spree,
Mostly pyramid crap comes due.

But they are so cheery,
They want you to join.
They are almost eerie,
But they'll get you coin.

Moving tables and chairs,
Comes along as well.
The sound system may get stares,
As it was glitchy as hell.

Have you ever done this one as post 16 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 8 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Now On Fifteen At My Scene!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Programmer

When this one I think about,
I want to run away.
Not much was out,
So it caused dismay.

We're going back in ancient times,
When Encarta was the go to thing.
You'd be better off asking mimes,
There at your blog wing.

So this made that,
And that made this.
Got paid where I was at,
But it never brought bliss.

Tops sawmill crap,
Any old day.
But I give it a bad rap,
For it being old at play.

Now I may like.
As you sit and do.
Each key you strike,
The computer has more of a clue.

Have you ever done this one as post 15 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 9 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Up To Fourteen But No Canteen!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Ghost Writer

A vague clue you're given,
Not usually a good one.
Then the idea gets livin,
As the tale is spun.

Can get paid well,
Depending on the who.
But it may not be swell,
For no credit goes to you.

The money wins out,
Many a time.
No matter what it's about,
You can give it a chime.

Also stretches the skill,
Let's you venture out.
Money in the til,
Isn't all that it's about.

But go with non-fiction,
And you may want a wall.
For with such a depiction,
Head bash against it from the boredom of it all.

Have you ever done this one as post 14 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 10 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Number Thirteen Comes Onto Scene!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Car Driver

Easy to do.
Unless you drive like a nut.
Go from zoo to zoo,
Or would that be hut to hut?

Take one down,
Then switch it out.
Bring another back from town,
That's all it is about.

May have to fill one with gas.
Or maybe not fill.
Just enough of a mass,
To give the car a thrill.

All kinds you drive,
Unless you're like me.
Only automatic survive,
As from manual I flee.

But most aren't that.
So I watch out for a mountie,
Not wanting to fall flat,
Taking away from my bounty.

Have you ever done this one as post 13 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 11 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In We Delve With Number Twelve!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Store Clerk

You'll see much.
More than you want.
Some memories and such,
May to this day haunt.

Like an ancient drunk,
Who likes little boys.
Had a big knife for that funk,
To cut off his umm joys.

The smokers galore.
They sure buy by the stack.
Young people trying to explore,
With Fake IDs at their shack.

Movies renters too.
With R rated ones.
The perverts come due,
As they buy tons.

Sit behind a counter.
Hit the register with ease.
Shows the end on the amounter,
Doing it is a breeze.

Have you ever done this one as post 12 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 12 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Now At Eleven And Well Passed Seven!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Editor

A turn about.
No longer writing.
May make some shout.
Could be bad lighting.

Or maybe commas galore.
That I've sure done.
Smart arse comments in store,
But all in good fun.

Goal is to better.
That is the end.
Right down to the letter,
Things may need to amend.

Then a re-check.
May or may not come due.
But with edits on deck,
It is barely ever through.

Then back to yours.
If a writer you are.
Can learn from such tours,
Bettering your sand bar.

Have you ever done this one as post 11 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 13 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

We're At Ten At My Den!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Filer

Want to be bored?
Want paper cuts galore?
Then where things are stored,
You'll love to do at your shore.

Rifle through paper.
The piles and piles.
There is no caper,
Just stick them in files.

Goes abc.. and such.
I hope you know that.
If not it may be too much,
When "the" becomes a stat.

Oh look, more paper.
It's there for you.
It will never taper.
Like the paper cuts coming due.

Then for a twist.
You'll need to search.
Search and find one missed,
Better off being Lurch.

Have you ever done this one as post 10 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 14 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Time For Nine To Align!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Tutor

If you know shit.
You're well on your way.
Helping make one a hit,
At the end of the day.

Teach and show.
Watch and do.
Blow for blow,
Things you knew.

Watch as they get it.
Watch for the nod.
From bit for bit,
To the full on pod.

Whether its science or math,
You can sure teach.
You'll suffer no wrath,
With a want to learn in reach.

Then take the dough,
A job well done.
Course no longer a foe,
As they give it a run.

Have you ever done this one as post 9 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 15 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

This Makes Eight Up To The Plate!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Blogger

Hey, it's a job.
One for which there's no pay.
But at least their's nothing to rob,
At the end of any day.

You just need to post.
Post about something fun.
At least have something viable at your coast,
Don't post that you have none.

Then hop and see.
See what comes to be.
Visit each blog tree,
And many will visit thee.

You'll have fun.
Seeing the world about.
Opinions will run.
Many things many will spout.

But if there's no joy.
You'll quit rather fast.
So avoid that ploy,
And for years you'll last.

Have you ever done this one as post 8 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 16 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

On With Seven Before Eleven!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Car Salesman

Can you picture it?
Pat selling cars.
Actually with a little wit,
Can sell to those on Mars.

Avoid the eye rolls.
Just nod and agree.
No matter what comes out pie holes,
Bite the tongue of thee.

Can tell if they string.
Can tell if they want.
Tire kickers are one thing,
Even Jevoha Witnesses will taunt.

The I'll be backs.
They come and go.
In boredom packs,
With its fluck all show.

But one shall come.
One shall buy.
Be their chum,
Even if it's a little white lie.

Have you ever done this one as post 7 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 17 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

On To Six And Pulling Out Some Tricks!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Wood Stacker

Need a fire?
No problem at all.
Don't burn a tire.
Give any old guy a call.

They see your pile.
They stack the crap.
It isn't too vile.
But will bore any chap.

Maybe a splinter.
Oh your poor hand.
How I hate winter.
Even if Betsy finds it grand.

So you pile and pile.
You rarely do another task.
You mumble all the while,
Doing just what they ask.

Did I mention you pile?
I think I already did.
Could go a damn mile.
Be careful what you bid.

Have you ever done this one as post 6 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 18 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Now We Move To Five Just To Survive!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Census Enumerator 

Do you want exercise?
Why then take this up.
But it would be wise,
To have a full water cup.

Also need thick skin,
For you'll be told where to go.
Some think it a sin,
And they let you know.

Others try to run.
Others think you a pest.
Some think it fun,
Treating you like any house guest.

Some won't come to the door.
Some you wish would not.
For dressing is a chore,
So naked they are caught.

You'll get a full eye.
Some better than others.
But man, few are sure spry,
For being grandmothers.

Have you ever done this one as post 5 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 19 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

On With Four We Take The Tour!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Lyrics Writer

Start a blog.
They see your rhyme.
Through the fog,
They drop you a dime.

Want a song written.
It's easy to do.
They are sure smitten,
So write something new.

The scheme is needed.
Meaning which way to rhyme.
Then it can be seeded,
With a simple chime.

Get down the words,
Repeat the flow.
Sing it to the birds,
Could create quite the show.

Then let it loose.
And get your dough.
Not quite a golden goose,
But can survive, you know.

Have you ever done this one as post 4 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 20 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

On To Three At Our Sea!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Babysitting

A rugrat or ten,
Are easy to please.
Playing mother hen,
Can be a breeze.

Or maybe not.
They could wail and cry.
Behind you they may plot,
To stab you in the eye.

Or you'll have to play,
Play games that mind numb.
With their little old display,
You may need some run.

Watch me, watch this.
A common phrase.
They are in pure bliss,
With a little praise.

But the worst of the worst,
May soon show its face.
When their TV thirst,
Turns to a Barney embrace.

Have you ever done this one as post 3 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 21 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Comes Job Two Here In View!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Income Tax

That time of year,
Is surely all around.
The IRS and CRA are near,
Or whatever tax bodies are found.

So you want to try?
You want to do taxes?
In the papers will fly,
I hope piles relaxes.

You owe, you owe,
You'll sure have to say.
Then what do you know,
You're the bad guy at play.

Not their dumb spending.
Nope, it's all you.
Some have a happy ending,
But those are a few.

Now on to the next one.
Be sure and get it all right.
For even when you are done,
An audit could be in sight.

Have you ever done this one as post 2 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 22 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

And One Will Start The Job Cart!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Sawmill Worker

Ugg to the first.
I can say never again.
It was by far the worst,
Ranking a 0 out of 10.

But if you want to try,
You can feel free.
You'll get sawdust in your eye,
And anywhere you can pee.

Then you'll pile wood.
Then you'll pile more.
Make sure that is understood.
For it's a daily chore.

Then all you piled,
Will need to be bought.
Someone may want floor tiled,
So you'll have to load the lot.

Then plain the stuff.
Boring as can be.
Back and forth is enough,
To make me want to flee.

Have you ever done this one as post 1 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 23 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

A Big Year I Hear?

Here we are back to the number game. That is just so lame. Humans sure like numbers for this and that. Some sure have a head that is full of scat. No argument on that? I know you agree with the cat.

We have this.
We have that.
Some numbers are bliss.
Others like a gnat.

We've been there.
We've done that.
That you're aware.
Unless new to the cat.

But out comes more.
Another with blare.
She gave an encore.
She just had to share.

30 this year?
That's good for you.
30 is worth a cheer.
Lots of good will come due.

Err umm okay.
We buy that.
Yeah, like we buy a magic day.
I'm being a sarcastic cat.

30 makes magic?
Woweee, who knew?
I guess life is tragic,
When you hit 32?

Maybe 31 is bad.
Maybe 29 is the worst.
Maybe 28 fun is had.
Maybe 33 your brain will burst.

A maybe you see.
Many came to be.
All maybe from me.
The maybes can fly free.

The it will.
Fits no bill.
The it won't.
Sorry, just don't.

Que sera sera comes to mind.
But that's too hard for mankind.
Instead oh great things you'll find.
The nut was out of her mind.

Think any age will bring great stuff over the other one? Yeah, like magically things will get done. Pffft the only thing an added number does for sure is bring you closer to death. This nut ball sure didn't run out of breath. 30 was oh so going to be a great year. I think she left the poor guy in fear. No, it wasn't Pat or Cass. They are past that age like my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

The God Of It And By It When Mean Shit!

So Pat did a humorous post at his non rhyming sea and then this popped in for me. Both came about just as a thought and so we added to the plot. Of course we've dealt with such nuts too. I'm sure you've dealt with a few.

I've been working with God,
Which some may take as odd.
Some may be appalled others just enthralled,
As he's short, fat and extremely bald.

He saves little kids,
By taking off child proof lids.
He ignores all your wishing,
Instead deciding to go fishing.

He's always got your back,
Like any good heart attack.
He'll help when you say please,
Cutting you off at the knees.

But that's not a sin,
For as a team you win.
Isn't that poetic?
Or just plain pathetic?

The latter is the case.
But not the full embrace.
For he's so full of it.
And by that I mean shit.

Some may be offended
Not what I intended
At least that's what I pretended
As I really find it splendid

For he's so full of it,
And by that I quite simply mean shit.
Not the, holy, tough or hot kind.
There is only one he can be assigned.

With piles and piles around,
Growing larger with every sound.
Meaning he's quite full.
Full of shit with a side of bull.

So as he enjoys it,
Maybe even employs it,
Reaching for a hand he'll crap in,
As he let's shit happen.

Here's your final tidbit,
When dealing with the full of shit,
Don't stick your hand out to accept it,
And be mistaken for someone who gives a shit,

Ever meet such a "God" at your sea? This rhyme just came to be. Was fun to do as we know a few. Can sure see much of the full part in those we know. For of the full of shit part they glow. Can apply it to any you like if you want them to take a hike. The cat doesn't mind as they are out there in mass. So feel free to quote my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Round Fifty Six Brings More Clicks!

The search engine nuts trickle in still at my bin. A tad slow though. Good thing I'm ahead at my show. Some sure raise an eyebrow. Others are having a cow.

The cow won't fit

Told you so. I don't want to know.

sweetmook scat – girl eat dog shit

Do the two relate? What the hell at any rate.

painting of woman farting

They really want that. Farts and eating scat.

little jiggle juggs

And small boobs too. Picky at their zoo.

dragon tales feet

And big feet. Aren't they sweet?

big heads on ice

A killer on the loose? Maybe just watching a goose?

clocks turned ahead sucks

That they do.I can agree at my zoo.

movies on ice

Am I missing something? What's with the icy ring?

Top grosssy movie bad bgys

I hope they mean bad guys. If not, any idea how that acronym flies?

mixed legs in bags

The killer is back. Head and Leg Killer on the attack.

Cat TV for dogs

Is there such a thing? Dogs know the cat is king.

Hannibal players

Why you asking me? A mock killing spree?

ding ding ding hope I bring

Ding dang dong, you better not be wrong.

maxy production rates

I hope they are cheap. Don't get in too deep.

And the winner for this round must not like a hound. That or they are jealous of them all. Short,big, fat and tall. Maybe the cat should give butt sniffers a break. Then these nuts may not do a double take.

darn dog lick balls better thn me

I guess they have a frisky pup? I don't really want to know what is up. That could scare the cat a ton. From such people we will run. The search engine nuts sure have no class. I guess that is why they find my not so classy little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Back We Go Changing Flow!

Or maybe not. This is a done plot. But a switcheroo may come due. At least a new view. Maybe not from our zoo. Just crybaby crap that still fills the map.

Change we want.
Change we taunt.
Change we won't.
Change we don't.

Said that though.
That you know.
Been there, done that.
No repeat cat.

Change came due.
Today at your zoo.
A simple update.
Those we hate.

But code changed.
Maybe rearranged.
Out the old was tossed.
It had little cost.

Look another one.
Wow, change by the ton.
Updates every which way.
Change is here today.

A billion computers got it.
Or some other round number bit.
Hey, like you know how many computers there are.
Don't judge my lazy sand bar.

Let's apply that change.
It sure won't be strange.
Let's update buildings everywhere.
Billions of those there are to spare.

Whoops, take a 100 years to do.
Costs billions if not trillions too.
Hmm that change is too hard.
Let's go mow the yard.

Let's do cars too.
Billions of those in view.
Whoops, no one wants to update.
Damn that high interest rate.

Easy change check.
Hard? Not even on deck.
Oh, another update for me.
I'll update and change for free.

Did you ever think how much it would take to do a building change for all to make? That would take forever in a day. But then humans are lazy and don't even want to start at any bay. Damn the future that comes due. Let's stick with the easy at every zoo. Not sure what they'd update with such a pass. But that was just an example from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Sunday, March 19, 2017

A Begin And End Kinda Trend!

The cat is about to begin a post. Doesn't that impress you at your coast? Nah, I didn't think so. You aren't impressed until then end of my show. Then away you can go. After you leave a comment though.

It's the beginning.
Time for winning.
Hmm or not.
That would be an end plot.

So time for the end?
Go around the bend.
Now you're a winner.
End of a wheel spinner.

Wheel of Fortune fame.
Still not an end claim.
Still have to pick a letter.
What could be better?

Don't answer that.
It was the stat.
You know the saying.
Buy a vowel to keep playing.

Beginning of the end.
Umm a mixed up trend?
How can an end begin?
Isn't it an ending win?

Could be lose too.
But can't begin for you.
A beginning is a beginning.
You can't begin winning.

I suppose you could.
But won't actually win at your hood.
That comes at the end.
Get the message I send?

No? Guess it's not the end.
Maybe it can seek an amend?
The beginning of the middle?
Hey, diddle diddle.

Don't diddle the wrong middle.
Nope, not a riddle.
That is the end of my advice.
Want to begin again it's a higher price.

Now we are near the end.
That won't offend.
But end of the beginning?
That is some kind of weird word spinning.

Are you at a loss? Maybe you need a coin toss. But that would be at the beginning. So I guess the end you are spinning. End of the beginning user? Beginning of the end abuser? You may be a tad wrong on that. But then I'm just a cat. I will now begin to pass some gas out of the end of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

A Can't Nap Takes A Lap!

Some humans sure wish they were a cat. We can sleep whenever and where ever we are at. You can't curl up in a cupboard and sleep. Well maybe if you are a child at your keep.

A baby crying,
Did that flying,
With the can't sleep,
At our former keep.

Now the human way.
Toss and turns at play.
That annoys the cat.
Why can't you lay flat?

Making me move at night.
I may grab a toe and bite.
But that isn't here nor there.
Maybe that isn't anywhere.

Can't sleep.
Light or deep.
Let's wake.
Time to partake.

Let's go and eat.
A leftover treat.
Isn't that yummy?
Fill your sleepy tummy.

Can a tummy be sleepy?
That may be rather creepy.
It would get all tingly and shit.
Let's scratch that bit.

Let's sit and stare.
You, eyes by the pair.
Blood shot and all.
Stare at that white wall.

Let's run around the block.
Bed head may leave some in shock.
But then the creeps will stray.
No slashers coming your way.

Let's play on the internet.
Bloggers are up, you bet.
Whoops, not a single post.
Damn it, I'll get #1 at the cat's coast.

Whoops, Hank got in.
Not sleeping is a sin.
Ugg, now it's time for work.
The sand man is a jerk.

You humans sure are strange. How does eating provoke sleep change? Maybe it makes you have a good shit? Does that help with it? Anything you do when sleep won't come due? Do you stare at walls at your zoo? Maybe you are a pill popper. Hey, I won't call a copper. The cat will now go pass some gas and easily fall asleep on my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.