Wednesday, March 1, 2017

A Lucky What In A Rut?


Heard it here.
Heard it there.
Some a cheer.
Some a scare.

A knowing road.
A little cat rant.
Still a load,
Here at my plant.

Insecure at play.
Let's beat it.
Easy at any bay.
Just do this shit.

What the fluck.
Pass the buck.
Grab___for luck.
Through the muck.

A lucky foot.
A lucky number.
Brain of soot?
I think I'll slumber.

Lucky underwear.
Lucky socks.
See my glare?
Care to buy some stocks?

But luck is true.
It is grand.
Work comes due,
Here in my land.

666 stopped me.
13 did too.
Unlucky spree,
Here at my zoo.

All based on this.
My insecurity at play.
Underwear is bliss.
13th floor is dismay.

So insecure.
I need that.
Luck has an allure.
Even if it is scat. 

Get the cat? Luck is scat. Heard luck was a reason the other day. Pfffft is all I can say. You'll never make any insecurity go away if you rely on a figment of your imagination at your bay. I suppose that could make a story come due. So could be a lose-win at your zoo. Get rid of the fake luck thing and out some insecurity may go at your wing. All that bad or good luck stuff in mass can simply kiss my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

68 comments:

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    1. That's 6 in a row
      Together with even flow!

      Hank

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    2. Sure a growing
      With its showing

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  2. Always a pleasure to read at your bay.
    I have to smile as I go on my way.
    Whether my day be happy or sorrow.
    It cheers me knowing you'll be here tomorrow.

    Yvonne.

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    1. The cat is always here
      At least until next March with a cheer

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  3. Underwear is not bliss - at home commando is the only way to go.

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    1. Pffft Pat goes that way 24/7 at our bay
      Less to wash and wear we say

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    2. Hahaha
      Not a feminist but I agree
      The same I think of bras, you see

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    3. Who needs the extra stuff
      Clothes when out, when home, the buff

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  4. You had me at zoo. I feel like I'm in one too.

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    1. Sure all can be
      As the zoo animals fly free

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  5. Fake luck or fake news
    Fake booze or fake snooze
    Don't spread fake and say it's true
    A swirly for you in the loo

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    1. Send them down
      A flush through town
      Just their luck
      As they pass the buck

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  6. Luck, it is what you make it!
    All under your control - so they say!
    Damn, where are the controls - cause I haven't found them yet! LOL

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    1. That big red button needs to be found
      Then slam the thing into the ground

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  7. Not a fan of luck
    it can make one stuck
    or think they have to turn a buck
    and then in the end they may be .......

    betty

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    1. That they may be
      For all in the head of each at each sea

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  8. Are ya feelin' lucky? Go ahead, make my day!

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    1. Run far away
      When Dirty Harry is at play

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  9. Oh, man!!! Does this mean
    My lucky snowflake is but a dream?!?

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    1. Hey, could work for you
      But yeah, a dream, it's true

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  10. A Lucky What In A Rut?
    Not bothered with a dud
    Bouts of insecurity
    Being just unlucky
    Face up with all the guts

    Hank

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    1. Face it head on
      No matter what shall dawn

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  11. How about a lucky computer mouse?

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    1. With lucky cat hair
      Oh the luck to spare

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  12. We used to joke that luck was spelled "skill." :D

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    1. The right way indeed
      No joke needed to take seed

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  13. The luck of the Irish, St. PAT's, and clover
    March is all luck until it's over.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Every day you say
      That is quite the foray

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  14. Luck is when some other schmuck makes it
    When it is me, it is skill and brilliance

    Ha

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    1. haha all the skill
      Climbing the hill

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  15. HA! I love Joanne's comment. What she said.

    There really IS something to that luck stuff, though. The harder I work, the luckier I get...

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    1. That is the something few see
      As they sit and hop it shows up for no fee

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  16. It's so difficult to not believe in a lucky something or other. Never helped me win the lottery though. I guess I'll have to stay with hard work.

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    1. Yep, that lottery win is far away
      Sure doesn't pay

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  17. We make our own luck, eh? At least, that's my philosophy.

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    1. That we do
      Then luck gets flushed down the loo

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  18. A little luck along the way . . . fingers crossed!
    Guess we make our own luck really.

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    1. Yep, nothing but a fake
      As that we make

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  19. I love when people have something like lucky socks that have holes in them, have never been washed, smell rancid, they used to be white but they look like charcoal now... what unlucky bastard would ever force themselves to wear those?

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    1. Yeah, and they wonder why they can't get a date
      But those rancid socks has to get them a mate

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  20. Who on Earth would be scared of a little ol' number. Oh wait... ;)

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    1. I can place an arrow over which state she's in
      If you'd like me to do such a spin

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  21. So I guess I should toss the rabbit's foot and my talisman for warding off lurking vampires. And here I thought I was doing all the right things to be lucky.

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    1. Those lurking vampires may come near
      Better go get a rabbit ear

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  22. I got a chuckle out of Joanne's answer:)

    Whether it's luck or not, it's always great when good things happen.

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    1. Good things can't be beat
      They sure are a treat

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  23. I used to think I was superstitious, but after reading your mind I realize I'm not. I definitely don't have lucky underwear.

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    1. haha with no lucky underwear
      Sure aren't superstitious at your lair

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  24. You've found the secret, Pat. You make your own luck by consistently working at your craft. That's a great cure for insecurities!

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    1. Keep on working away
      Sure will get better day by day

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  25. A lucky foot?
    Don't you mean, "Luck... my foot!"?
    Luck is a bit like soot
    A dirty sob that's like a dirty boot
    Luck is rare
    Luck is never fair
    Luck is like a rut
    Or a meowing mutt
    That rare... tht's right
    No luck day or night
    Anything to add, Cat?
    Luck is keeping your mat
    Luck is when your health's suddenly great
    Luck is when your date's not late
    Luck is when a buck is worth two
    Luck is finding... your blue suede shoe.

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    1. Luck is a crock
      That's no shock
      Just a bunch of placebo crap
      A meowing mutt would be an interesting yap

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  26. If I lived my life on luck
    my life would royally suck.
    I face my fears
    ...after a few beers:)

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    1. The way to be
      As the beers fly free

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  27. I don't believe in luck but I do fate
    and it swings both ways like a rusty gate
    never knowing is fine by me
    it's how I live at my sea
    I simply let it go
    and know fate will show

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    1. Does fate have a name?
      Is it lame?
      Fate must love me
      Screws me enough at my sea

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  28. Each night game of lotto I’d play
    Till finally luck came my way
    Although just a token
    For me luck had spoken
    The machine was broken that day

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    1. Wouldn't give a win
      As it wouldn't spin

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  29. My family likes to go to the casino and brag about being lucky when they win. They never mention that they actually lost more money leading up to that win, so really, they are still losers when all is said and done.

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    1. Yep, but people don't speak of that
      Really have a mind of scat

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  30. I have a brain of soot? Does that count?
    Oh, I probably shouldn't tell you, but I'm one of THOSE lucky people. Mostly. Ok, sometimes. But sometimes is better than never.

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    1. You have a lucky thing a maggigy?
      Do you get all wiggy?

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  31. HAHA! Grab _____ for luck.
    Could Pat mean "cat"?
    Or something like that?

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    1. Could go many a way
      Depends where your mind does play

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  32. I think sometimes we create our own luck. People can turn lemons into lemonade or turn lemonade back into lemons.

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    1. That they can do
      When working on through

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