Friday, March 31, 2017

On The Take For Heaven's Sake!

The cat will help you all out today. I know you are all going crazy with the a to z on its way. Or if you are ahead like me, you are simply resting at your sea. But I'll still help so none will yelp.

Got to go.
Got to work.
For me foe,
That awful jerk.

Can't play online.
Nope, not today.
My time won't align,
Or so they say.

Well this is nifty.
Maybe even great.
It doesn't sound shifty,
And I can still relate.

Take your web.
Take it with you.
The flow and ebb,
Can still come true.

I go to and fro.
My sites are here.
What do you know,
They are ever so clear.

Blogs about porn.
Blogs about writing.
I don't have to be torn,
Don't even need good lighting.

Hooked up to all.
My phone and what not.
I'm having a ball.
Everything is caught.

Work's not done.
But hey, I'm here.
Don't ruin my fun.
I like my cheer.

Cars are honking.
I just hit one.
Something went plonking.
Too bad I must run.

I have yet to eat.
My fridge is bare.
But oh what a treat,
I can take my web anywhere.

Hmm, on second thought I may not help a lot. The cat just read "take your web with you" and this post came due. Oh what can spur me on. Do you take it with you across the lawn? Hope you don't crash and dash as you may get thrown in the trash. Now I'll go relax and eat some grass. That sure works for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

67 comments:

  1. On The Take For Heaven's Sake!
    And not to be taken for a fake
    What's the plan really
    For the A to Z thingy
    For 26 days one must be 'awake'

    Hank

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    1. One must sure wake
      Unless used to an every day partake

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  2. Ah, I'm only the second arrival today...

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    1. It'll be interesting to see how the A-Z works this year. I decided not to do it, and I already kinda miss it.

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    2. Will be interesting to see how it goes
      As in blog land it flows

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    1. Take the web with me I can go far
      Traveling to and fro in my car
      Texting while driving is a big no
      it's snowing off to work I go

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    2. Getting hit by a car
      Would sure be off par
      Or going in a ditch
      Would be a bitch

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  4. I still don't have a smartphone, so my internet stays at home.

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  5. The Web is always with us, isn't it?
    No worry here. Sleeping in tomorrow, will peek in on a couple blogs, and then go enjoy my Saturday.

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    1. Yeah, no need to worry at all
      Do what one can at their hall

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  6. It pays to plan and stay ahead
    Then keep on dreaming from your bed
    Work while the spark ignites your way
    Then ha ha ha a mantra you can say

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    1. That is the way
      A smiling we go at our bay

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  7. No A to Z here at my lot
    Resting here, enjoying the hot

    Betty

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    1. Send us the heat
      So the cold is beat

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  8. Disconnecting for most of the day
    Is the only way
    To get things done at my bay

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    1. That it is
      When you have real life biz

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  9. No web in my car
    Phone in my purse
    I drive, no searching or texting
    No need for a ticket or curse

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    1. Don't want the coppers
      May throw you in a cage with pill poppers

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  10. Not on the go.
    That's not for me.
    I just say "no"
    To mobile A to Z.

    Here's me at home
    On my PC
    And not on the phone
    For that A to Z.

    My April is taken
    By blogging you see,
    With this God forsaken
    Crazy old A to Z.


    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. Taken and full
      Having its pull
      Off you will go
      Putting on a timely show

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  11. I am one with the internet and the internet is with me

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    1. Blink and there you are
      Answers at your sand bar

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  12. Have fun with the A to Z this month.

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    1. More posts from the cat
      Who would have guessed that

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  13. See you on the A to Z,Great poem Pat as always.

    Yvonne.

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  14. I try to wait till I'm home but sometimes it is really useful to access on the go!

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    1. That it can be
      When something you need to see

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  15. No A-Z here either. Just a couple of hours a day to hear about all the animals around the world.

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    1. That is good
      Fine way to blog in your hood

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  16. orlin N cassie....sew we flat out asked de food gurl what her did BEE FOR internet.....we is still waitin on an answer ~~~~~~ best fishez with de A ~ Z !! ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Guess it was nothing fun
      That she gave a run

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  17. The web is okay and any spiders are a bonus!

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  18. The hot spot on my phone guarantees I have the Web wherever I go.

    Enjoy the A to Z.

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    1. When needed it's there
      Good way to be at your lair

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  19. It's so good to have it everywhere. I wonder how we managed before.

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  20. When husband takes wife out on town
    And gives her no reason to frown
    When creature of gust
    Arises from dust
    The internet must have gone down


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  21. Web is always with me! I can't go places without GPS app!

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    1. Need that to seek
      So we don't drive in a creek

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  22. The web is convenient to have on hand
    as you travel about the land.
    Might need the GPS
    or to check an item during an auction quest!

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    1. Auction and directions
      Beats searching for pills that cause umm detections lol

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  23. The Web really takes up too much of my time.
    But without it I'd not be fine.
    Not doing the A to Z.
    I don't have time you see.

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    1. Would be rather bland
      Without it across the land

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  24. I'm a web lover, but there is def. a time and a place. :)

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    1. Yeah, can't be all the time
      Or that may be a crime

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  25. Nope. No on-the-go web for me, and that's the way I like it.

    Have fun with the A-Z!
    A month without blogging is the choice for me. :)

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    1. No blogging at hand
      What's that? We ask in our land

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  26. I always have the web with me. Seems like I am always in a waiting room (life of a parent!) so it's nice to have a distraction then.

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    1. Yeah, can be a good help then
      Keeping boredom away at your den

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  27. Guaranteed I don't always have the internet with me!
    And definitely no A to Z!

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    1. Not in the loo
      Will the a to z you do

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    2. lol could do and go
      Multi-tasking you know

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  28. Has to be a relief to be done with your A-Z posts and not feel the pressure to get them done!
    ~Jess

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    1. Be no pressure here
      If there was, we'd be a breaking little rhyming rear

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  29. Internet is always with me
    Don't know how I'd exist without
    On occasion, when I forget my phone
    My brain has a severe withdrawal bout

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    1. Damn, that brain needs it
      Addicted more than a bit

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