Friday, March 17, 2017

Surprise At My Coast It's A Post!

Are you surprised today? A post is here and on display. It is here on a Friday. Also at 7 am it went on display. Or whatever time that is where you are. Surprise, we are too lazy to check time zones at our sand bar.

A surprise is due.
A post for you.
That you knew.
Which we've been through.

Through and done.
Oh, how fun.
Not one and done.
Two times is more fun.

Whoops, there's the gutter.
Surprise! You won't stutter.
You're heart may flutter.
Maybe a little pitter putter?

Wasn't that grand?
A flutter at hand.
All across the land.
Tune up the band.

Admit it to me.
Come on, show glee.
I know you were surprised.
It's like you were prized.

But not just that.
Nope, surprised is the wrong stat.
That is just the wrong way.
That's not how you say.

Unexpectedly surprised is right.
You didn't expect a post in site.
You were unexpectedly surprised.
More than even you realized.

Aren't you happy?
It's okay to get flappy.
Let your cheer show.
You're tingling from head to toe.

No need to lie.
A post caught the eye.
Unexpectedly surprised are you.
Admit it, you didn't have a clue.

What was that?
You were on to the cat?
Maybe I over analyzed?
Consider me unexpectedly surprised.

You weren't surprised one bit? Trust me, I knew it. Get where the cat was going with this not so surprising showing? Unexpectedly surprised I'm not. It's double the same plot. A surprise is not expected to come due. Therefore it is unexpected too. Why do you need to say it twice? Does it make the surprise twice as nice? Are you a surprised double dipper? Maybe an unexpectedly surprised shipper? Would that make it of the unexpurised class? Bah, sure beats my not so surprised little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

64 comments:

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    1. That's 5th in a row
      Get along little sparrow!

      Hank

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    2. Top of the morn' to you Hank

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    3. Still on the way up
      Without a hiccup

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    4. Five in a row
      At the Kitty Cat Show!

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    5. Not a surprise on who's number 1

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  2. Surprise At My Coast It's A Post!
    It is alright with the daily dose
    Expected everyday
    A daily display
    Not a surprise for Cat as a host!

    Hank

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    1. Every day it comes
      As along a rhyme hums

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  3. Great post Pat. Have a good Friday.

    Yvonne.

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  4. Happy St Patrick's Day
    hope it's fun at your hideaway

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    1. It is saint me day all year
      Who needs one day of cheer
      Plus blah to drunks
      And their funks

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  5. I was beginning to wonder if you've never posted on St. Patrick's Day!

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    1. Saint me day gets a post
      Any old time at my coast

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  6. Certainly no surprise Hank was first!

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    1. Not one bit
      Didn't suffer a ninja attack hit

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  7. That you're on schedule
    I'm not increduled.
    Expectations met,
    No fluctuations yet.

    After I wake up,
    Before my first cup,
    You're posted on site
    While here it's still night.

    All as expected,
    Your post is detected.
    The world has not ended
    Though this comment has ended.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. A cheat rhyme
      To end your chime
      Maybe it's dark
      Sun rising hit the mark?

      West to east
      Can be a beast
      East to west
      Still a test

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  8. I would be surprised
    If there was no post from you
    You are so prolific in your writing
    And that is very true

    Betty

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    1. Prolific is grand
      Works for our land

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  9. When you are a cat a surprise isn't usually a good thing!

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    1. Nope, makes one jump high
      Ever so spry

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  10. I am surprised you did not announce a new book.
    You are slacking
    Happy Friday
    Send me away packing


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    1. haha got 5 done
      Just spreading them out under my sun

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  11. I, too
    Thought a new book might be due
    Perhaps you should shake things up a bit
    Post at a different time and cause a fit...

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    1. haha I've done that before
      Wait until next friday and that and plenty more

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  12. You always surprise us cat !! Is like you are Pat/cat :)

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    1. Never know what will show
      Glad it is grand ti give us a go

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  13. If you know what's coming next
    No surprise in the text
    If you're really taken aback
    Surprise is truly at your shack

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    1. Taken back to the woods
      Or in an all in hoods
      They may be bad
      No fun to be had

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  14. Your posts go live at 2am for me. I'm not surprised that I can't stay up that late anymore.

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    1. We'd sure be in bed too
      Not up that late at our zoo

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  15. The only time I will see a surprise
    is when I realize
    there is no post from you.
    The I know you may have been taken to the zoo.
    I will see you there
    I'm already in my lair

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    1. Sent off to the zoo
      That would be a fun fate to come due
      Feed and clean your crap all day
      Hmmm we have that anyway

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  16. You're always up to something. Have a great weekend.

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  17. Having a flask on hand is a wise precaution.

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    1. Can get one through the day
      In some places at ones bay

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  18. Nope, not surprised, but always delighted. Happy St. You Day.

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  19. Hey! we're all here, so lets have a beer and a rip roaring cheer.

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    1. I"lol have a beer
      Some green cheer

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    2. Cheer away
      All through the day

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  20. orlin N cassie....frank lee we think de onlee thing ewe could surprize uz with iz... if ya said yur dad Pat rited all theeze postz ☺☺

    happee week oh end & lá sona st patrick le sláinte do gach ♣♣♣

    hay if ewe ever heer frum anne pleez ta give her R best
    ♥♥

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    1. Pfffft that will never be said
      He's far too crazy in the head

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    2. Anne's hiding away
      Painting at her bay

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  21. You are definitely dependable, Pat! I'd be shocked and worried if no daily post of yours appeared. I got a surprise this morning when I checked my post. It hadn't posted at 2:00 am like I thought it would. Surprise on me, I forgot to push "publish" to activate the scheduled time. Duh! Oh well, better late than never! Happy St. Pat's day!

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    1. lol whoopsy there at your sea
      Always a post at least until next march from me

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  22. I'd be surprised to find no post on your blog.
    And think maybe the cat ran away with a dog.

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    1. Damn, that would be the day
      As the dogs come to play

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  23. All I can say
    on this your hooray
    it's Pat the saint day
    O'Toole's on the way

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  24. I was not surprised. I think you may have more consecutive blog posts than anyone else I have ever come across!
    ~Jess

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    1. The cat will take that for the win
      Some I've seen, but they repeat at their bin

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  25. Ah Pat in the Hatt
    A rhyming brat
    Um, a rhyming cat
    Time zone
    I wont groan
    Or moan
    You see
    For me
    It's Saturday
    Yay!

    Gary, Gary, nary contrary.

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    1. A day ahead
      Outta bed
      Rhyme away
      Come what may

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  26. Me Day for you
    No time to be blue
    But a leprechaun green
    May surprise your scene

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  27. Happy St. You Day! I'd probably think you were dead if I showed up and didn't see a daily post from you here. Surprise! You didn't die today ;)

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    1. Being a year ahead
      It be quite a while before you found out I was dead

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    2. Well, if you stop responding to these comments, I think we'll figure it out ;)

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    3. haha I suppose that is true
      Death with no retort at our zoo

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