Friday, March 10, 2017

The Stupid Are Coming So Start Chumming!

Ready to get chummy are you? You humans like that through and through. Follow the one with the loudest yap even if it is a trap. Look at you go, flushed without a blow.

All alone.
Hold the phone.
A nut chimes in.
Eating is a sin.

Goop through a tube.
Fits many a boob.
Don't need lube.
Comes in a cube.

Wow, that's great.
All can relate.
Save cats, dogs, cows, rats, monkeys and man.
Good for even a happy cannibal fan.

That is the way.
The loud mouth idiot did say.
We all have to agree.
Let's join in from sea to sea.

Why not join?
Costs little coin.
Everyone else is doing it.
Can even suck out your shit.

Wait a second there.
I was not aware.
That could poison me.
McDonalds is the best eatery.

Everyone follow me.
You're only charged a minimal fee.
That is the best diet.
You sure should try it.

Oh what was that?
You could get fat?
We can't have that.
We make like a cat?

Pissing in an elevator is the ticket.
No one anywhere will picket.
It gets the McDonalds right out.
There is no need to shout.

Come now and follow me.
I am right you see.
Goop in a tube is so yesterday.
Hurry up, and don't stray.

That sure went into strange land. Hey, I had to let the stupid get out of hand. You humans sure follow stupid people near and far. Are you with stupid at your sand bar? I hope you have more sense than that. But if you want, piss in an elevator like a cat. I heard that line on TV as this came to pass. So it was worked in by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

60 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Got on in
      With a Friday win

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    2. As you were late out the door
      There at your shore

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    3. Where is Hank today
      is he hiding away?

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    4. Hank's on the road
      This weekend lots to offload

      Hank

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    5. Got a weekend goal
      As on the road you stroll

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  2. Stupid is eating at McDonald's on a regular basis. I think it's been close to three-four years since I ate at one. Think we just got fries.

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    1. Been at least 6 years since I ate there
      Chicken nuggets were it at my lair

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    2. My husband pulls through the drive-thru at least twice a week, supposedly to bring me Senior De-caf Coffee. Un-huh.

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    3. Haha - I've used the drive-thru for coffee, they only charge $1.00 alto cheaper than Starbucks which I don't even like.

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    4. haha not believing him
      As he goes on a whim?

      Coffee is cheap
      Won't run pockets deep

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  3. There are some weird things out there to join.

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  4. strange and stupid - great combo. Plenty of it out there
    but not at my lair

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  5. Replies
    1. And off the cliff they go
      Heigh ho, heigh ho

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  6. McDonald's has great fries
    But only go there rare
    Have to watch the calorie
    So people don't stare

    Betty

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    1. Don't want gawkers
      As they become talkers

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  7. I stopped at strange land for a while
    It wasn't just my usual style
    Stupid people make me nuts
    I'll say adieu, no "if" or "buts"

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    1. Stopped to see
      Then ran away
      More like flee
      As the stupid had their say

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  8. I think we beat you, the stupid got here first!

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    1. Damn, we're second fiddle
      Time for a piddle

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  9. Seems there are more and more of the 'stupid' lurking about in this world!

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  10. I eat lots of crap
    And don't give a rap.
    Such a defeat
    Whenever I eat.

    There goes my health
    And also my wealth
    As I eat a lot
    That is so much rot.

    Burgers and fries
    Taunt my nose and my eyes
    As aromas allure me
    Until they finally inter me.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. They suck you in
      A spin and spin
      Whenever you please
      Catch the aroma from the breeze

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  11. Lots of people think McDonald's is the best eatery. Very stupid indeed.

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    1. Stupid in every way
      And in many a way they pay

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  12. Elevators are not commodes. Just noting it, for those who might believe otherwise. ;)

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    1. It has been done a bit
      In university there was even umm shit

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  13. Best to find my own way at my bay!

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  14. McDonalds does have the best fries, though. And their coffee is good, too.

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  15. So true, so very true!
    Say what we want to hear, need to hear, and man, we are right there behind you - all the way!
    Talk about eating sh..! Some do and call it cool!
    Go figure!

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    1. Yep, they follow away
      No figuring it out at many a bay

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  16. An empty barrel makes the most noise. The loudness of a person's voice, no matter how self-assured he seems to be, doesn't make him right. Too may people are willing to believe and follow self-proclaimed "experts" without engaging their own brains.

    As for McD's? Yuk. I can do quite well without their meat-like substances on a bun.

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    1. Yuck sure gets the win
      With any McDonald's spin
      They switch their brains off
      And just drink from the "expert" horse trough

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  17. There are too many stupid people out there nowadays. And some people seem almost proud that they're stupid!

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    1. Yeah, because their stupid act gets 10,000 stupid comment on Youtube
      So they are proud to be a stupid noob

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  18. Piss in an elevator like a cat?
    Never tried that...

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    1. Go to university residence and you shall see
      And elevator with plenty of pee

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  19. In China they offered me food
    I ate it ‘cause I wasn’t rude
    Its taste didn’t cause
    My moments of pause
    McDonald’s just was not my mood

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  20. I have always liked beating to my own drum. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Best to beat away
      And stay that way at your bay

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  21. When I was single, I used to dine at McDonald's all the time! Dollar menu was my best friend :-) Now I almost never go there as my husband cooks for me :-)

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    1. No need to give a look
      As you have your very own cook

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  22. I admit, I do still eat McDonald's fries and their ice cream. Other than that, I'd rather rip my own intestines out instead of letting their nasty food do it for me.

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    1. haha I'd have to rip mine out too
      Before eating anything at their zoo

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  23. I've enjoyed catching up on all your verses Pat. Set me up for the day.

    Yvonne.

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  24. I'm not a follower
    Especially of those who boast
    I'd rather eat
    PBJ on toast

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    1. A better way to be
      then on any follower spree

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  25. "Follow the one with the loudest yap even if it is a trap" is what got a certain orange-haired president elected here! We do go to McDonalds when traveling sometimes ~ free internet is the "cyanide kool-aid" lure. I do like their ice cream sundaes. Have a good one, my rhyming friend!

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    1. Yep, sure what got him elected
      As his yap was hard not to be detected

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