Wednesday, March 15, 2017

You Have It With This Fit!

You have a lot of it this day and age. You can be all the rage. It isn't that hard to do. You just have to get in view. Wait, it could be hard. But we will pull the non hard card.

You have it.
More power than spit.
You can do shit.
Every little bit.

Power to you.
Power through and through.
The power is true,
Whether on chair or loo.

The power to say.
The power to play.
The power to display.
The power to make a new way.

Just create this.
Create some sex video bliss.
That sure isn't a miss.
Morons will cheer and not hiss.

Play to fear.
Shake your rear.
Show it far and near.
People will still cheer.

Say something dumb.
You'll lay a bread crumb.
Many will beat your drum.
Cancer can be cured by gum.

Get numbers by the ton.
Then have lots of fun.
Say someone shot a gun.
Poof, you go from nobody to nun.

A saint you are.
Saved with a har har.
A pirate at a bar.
Whoops, lied from your car.

A simple click.
That was slick.
Take a pick.
Pull any trick.

You have the power.
Make all cower.
Do it once an hour.
No need for a tower.

Did you know you had such power? Damn, don't wipe it off in the shower. You can get the brain dead to follow you. All you have to do is put something in view. Then you'll be sure and win. All will follow your looney bin. It may end bad with such a pass. You may get loved by a cult mass. I'll stick to powerful gas. That will knock them out and keep them away from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

61 comments:

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    1. That's 3 in a row
      Extending blow by blow!

      Hank

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  2. You Have It With This Fit!
    The power to have it fixed
    Don't play dumb
    Not on the run
    Let it be seen with no tricks

    Hank

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  3. And isn't it stunning what stupidity becomes popular on YouTube? Just act like a moron, have someone tape it and upload it, and you have your fifteen minutes of fame.

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    1. Yep, that is all it takes
      Famous idiot it surely makes

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  4. I'd rather just keep being me
    And not have to worry what others see

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  5. Oh look at me
    I'm on a spree
    I'm right as rain
    Bust really, just a pain

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  6. The power to be
    I have none you see
    just trying to be me

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  7. Don't want power
    just want to get the job done
    and then sit around
    lazy in the sun

    betty

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  8. If everyone used their power for good,
    the world would be a better place, it would.

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    1. That it would indeed
      If that took seed

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  9. Throw a fit
    Show naughty bit
    Someday it comes back to you
    Times you will rue

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    1. May come back
      May or may not cause flack

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  10. Sorry nothing from me.
    No shenanigans to see
    Besides I'm not free
    To be on Tube TV.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. You mean they have to pay
      Could get big bucks that way

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    2. Show me the money
      I'll be crude or funny,
      I'll dress up like a bunny,
      Or even bathe in honey.

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    3. For the right dollar count
      I'm sure such things I can mount

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  11. I'm still just shocked that something like "Instagram model" is an actual career title.

    "Hey hun, how was your day at work?"
    "Ugh, grueling! I had to take 18 selfies with my crappy cell phone camera."
    "Wow. I just don't know how you do it."

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    1. Yep, that is very very sad
      As they pose with the latest fad

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  12. Sex video? I'll pass because that's just too crass.

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  13. With all this talk of "power" the first thing that popped into my mind was the quote that He-Man used to say when he raised his sword...“By the power of Grayskull… I have the power!” LOL

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    1. lol Swung his sword and yelled
      And then muscular bound was spelled

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  14. I also think if we use what little power we have to good is the answer even if it is feeding the homeless animals.

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    1. Yeah, would be a far better way
      Having good on display

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  15. We are very familiar with the looney bin here!

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    1. Seems they are here
      And everywhere to peer

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  16. Play to fear and say something dumb seems to resonate these days doesn't it?

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  17. Everyone wants their 5 seconds of glory. =)

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  18. Captain Planet told me the power was mine

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    1. He's your hero
      Going to take pollution down to zero

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  19. Some things travel past the unknown
    If I told you mind would be blown
    Once dinosaurs walked
    Insurance men stalked
    And people once talked in their phone

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    1. Now they don't
      Talk or walk they won't

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  20. I wish cancer could be cured by gum!
    ~Jess

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  21. We all have the power, just that some people don't realize they have it, or know what to do with it ~ Me, I stay away from the TV, ha ~

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    1. A good way to be
      Stay away at your sea

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  22. I am amazed at the stupidity of some of the popular YouTubers and have to wonder what morons are watching to skyrocket their fame?

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    1. Morons sure watch by the ton
      As up the stats run

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  23. I'd rather have Wonder Woman powers.
    I'll take that any hour! haha.

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    1. Can fly here and there
      Lasso on a dare

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  24. I don't twerk
    In front of a jerk
    I don't do sex tapes
    And I don't wear capes
    Those freaks are just plain sad
    But they get airplay which makes me mad.

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    1. Lots of airplay too
      As many look and view

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  25. We all have our gifts that are powerful enough to help make the world better.

    We've got the power! :D

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    1. That we do
      But the dumb seem to win at their zoo

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  26. Yeah, Pat, takes something silly to go viral these days. But silly gets the audience! :-(

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    1. Silly wins the day
      But some just are so stupid they cause dismay

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  27. I'm quite happy to be anonymous!
    I don't find notoriety bliss.

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    1. Yeah, notoriety would suck
      We'll pass on that buck

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  28. Can always depend on you Pat for a good verse to cheer me.

    Yvonne.

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  29. Some get off on power
    Some on sex
    Some could care less
    Some cast a hex

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    1. I'll take sex any old day
      Much more fun than power at ones bay lol

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