Monday, April 24, 2017

An Every Day Where We Stay!

The cat finds it fun so this has to be done. Fun with word fun. A double must be done. A double whammy maybe? I can wham at my sea. My wham is more of a slam. But we don't need to get into that jam.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphynx qua___, ___!

An every day thing.
Today I'll sing.
Sing like a canary.
Not like Little House on the Prairie.

Why did that pop out?
Who knows what it's about.
I'm delaying you say?
Bah, we'll get there, okay?

You can't catch me.
I can sure flee.
But when your laces are half gone,
That makes you less knight more pawn.

Hungry you say?
Some bread on a tray?
What? Don't look at me.
You ate it in your last spree.

The toilet paper is gone?
You found it on the lawn?
Who rolled that all out?
What is that one about?

Your baked goods went missing?
Looks like someone was kissing?
Who'd kiss a baked good?
Maybe your baking is just misunderstood.

That meat tray walked off?
Now, now, don't scoff.
You can go vegan for a day.
I now have to go play.

 Your sheets have holes?
The fabric was taken by moles?
Damn, mole sheet eaters.
Worse than trick or treaters.

Your watch is long gone?
Who pulled such a con?
Those pesky watch thieves are about.
You better watch out.

Stop staring at me.
I think it's time I flee.
Oh, right it can be flee for A.
So I will absquatulate away.  

Aren't I such a pesky cat? I say poppy cock to such accusations where I'm at. Why would I absquatulate with muffins or bread? Do you see them under the bed? Oh, there were crumbs in the litter box? Hmmm maybe it was left by a fox? I think I'm digging a deeper hole with each pass. It's time I absquatulate away with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

69 comments:

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    1. Where one dreads
      Try not to be late
      Now again
      #1 Regained
      To fill the plate

      Hank


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    2. Back to the top
      Not gonna flop

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    3. unless there is a cyber ninja in the dark

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    4. Ready to strike
      Or run him over with a bike

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  2. Good one Pat, how you roll them out daily never ceases to amaze me.

    Yvonne.

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  3. An Every Day Where We Stay!
    Good place for fun and play
    Free to absquatulate
    For a weekend's date
    Joy of fun and games any day

    Hank

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  4. Absquatulate, I like that word
    Learn the word or give the bird
    A psycopath with sticky fingers
    Absquatulates but never lingers

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    1. Takes on off down the road
      If he can carry his sticky load

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  5. Absquatulate is an underused word. I wonder why?

    If the cat is feeling obtuse, Absquatulate is largarse in Spanish.

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    1. Now know times two
      Still may get tongue tied with either in view

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  6. Here, meat tray may not walk off but meat does! Usually a kitty is responsible :-)

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    1. Take the meat and go
      Leave the tray for a dog to stow

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  7. I'm not accusin', that'd be abusin'
    Just noting it's true, the crumbs indicate it was you ;)

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    1. Blaming the poor cat
      How rude where you are at

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  8. Maybe I'm just thinking too hard and/or remembering wrong...but didn't they sing quite a bit on Little House on the Prairie?

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    1. Some choir stuff I recall
      But beats me, never watched it all

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  9. Did absquatulate make it through spell check?
    If it did, why heck!

    Betty

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    1. I think Google had a fit]
      When I went to use it

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  10. I remember when my husband told me one of his sisters loved Little House when she was a kid. I knew right then I'd never have anything in common with her. LOL

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    1. lol didn't like that prairie stuff
      I rolled my eyes but my uncle watched it and said, tough

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  11. I can't remember the last time I saw anyone use the word "absquatulate." (Spell-checker suggests "expostulate" as a substitute.)

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    1. Never seen it at my sea
      haha guess Google really really disagrees with me

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  12. Another word you've made me look up
    Empower my vocabulary, Buttercup!

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    1. Empower we shall indeed
      Then can run away with it at your feed

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  13. Who ever heard of that word 'absquatulate'. Anyway, it is different. Guess I need to go look it up. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Makes you run away and look
      How about that at our nook

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  14. Maybe you have pesky confused with normal!

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  15. Absquatulate is the word for the day.
    In fact it's a word I barely can say.
    And why would I say it? You might ask.
    Guess I just want to be a bourasque.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. You just never know
      One day it may come in tow

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  16. That's a lot to hit us with on a Monday. Beyond clever

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    1. Didn't hit too hard I hope
      Then one may mope

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  17. I love that I just learned the word
    absquatulate
    A word that anyone rhyming
    has got to hate.

    (Whew, pulled it off!)

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    1. has got to hate indeed
      Absquatulate make a rhymer take seed
      Flee the absquatulate way
      See? Still didn't rhyme it today

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  18. Mole sheet eaters - LOL.

    I'd be okay with the meat try running away.

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    1. Run away and get all over the floor
      Cleaning it up may be a chore

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  19. I had to get out my word notebook and jot that one in. Can't think of when I'll ever use it though.

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    1. May come a time
      Could fit it into a chime

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  20. Another word I didn't know, Pat, although I'm certainly familiar with bolt, disappear, abscond, and cut and run! I have to bolt to the periodontist shortly. :( I hope you are enjoying a happy Monday!

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    1. Bah, we'd absquatulate away
      From that at our bay

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  21. Another word I didn't know. You keep broadening my vocabulary, Pat.

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    1. Soon it will be super wide
      Go in and out like the tide

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  22. Sounds like the cat is getting in trouble.

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  23. The only times i have had to absquatulate is when a trip to bathroom is necessary.

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    1. Sure have to run
      When one has to go a ton

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  24. orlin N cassie....we will bee rite bak az soon az we look up that werd ewe used ~~~~~~furst we gotta loe cate R palz copee N paste ♥♥☺☺

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  25. Absquatulate, I like that word
    I learned it from a little bird
    Now this may sound a twitter absurd
    from this pie its ghost can be heard

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  26. Well I learned a new word_ absquatulate ~ Stay where you are and enjoy spring ~

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    1. Here we shall stay
      Until millions come our way

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  27. you always say amazing words :)
    I remember the first times I coming here never was sure what you say haha, but now I understand more (I think haha)

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    1. haha the cat helped you out
      Even if some confusion was about

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  28. Absquatulate seems like too big of a word for my limited vocabulary. I think it's one of those worlds I'd totally flub on every time I said it.

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    1. Can be a mouth full to say
      When one just needs to say they ran away

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  29. Is it legal to absquatulate in public stores
    or must you do it in private behind closed doors?
    I'll just pretend
    I'm asking for a friend.

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    1. Well if you take and go
      It is illegal, you know
      But if you put on a show
      Depends who's viewing the umm blow

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  30. The first part pronounced when ready to sneeze, inhaling
    the air, the second - when you are all done, and stop it 'too late'.
    a-a-absqua...tu late

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  31. Absquatulate
    Now there's a mouthful
    Top-tier word
    Its useage often doubtful

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    1. Yeah, few will use
      But it does amuse

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  32. i have never heard that word before....no big surprise I bet:) I better absquatulate out of here.

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