Monday, April 10, 2017

My Daily Rhyme Drops A Dime!

Would you drop a dime? That may not be sublime. Worth more than a penny and with pennies we don't have any. Plus the saying may no longer work for you. Pay phones are barely in view.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld ___ ______ ______, ___!

Today we're here.
Cheer or fear?
Far or near?
Don't shed a tear.

I'm on D.
It came to be.
Can you guess it,
As there you sit?

Standing, sitting, laying.
It gets a daily replaying.
You've done it yesterday,
Tomorrow it will play as with today.

Not to be confused with laid.
That may not be a daily trade.
But if you're lucky you never know.
A daily one could be in tow.

You went to the loo,
More than once too.
Today, tomorrow and yesterday.
The TP man you did pay.

Unless you use your hand or grass.
That may be hard on the ass.
Daily you've done it.
Have you caught on a bit?

Daily you eat and drink.
Daily you even think.
May not be cheery thoughts.
But you think umm lots.

Lots of what?
You can tell this nut.
Daily I ask that.
Daily I chew the fat.

Daily you cook.
Daily you look.
Look at things that scare.
Maybe even things that are bare.

Daily you decide on this or that.
Daily you chew some fat.
Daily you try and earn.
And tomorrow all shall return.

Did you get my D? Are you daily confused by me? Other things you do daily I missed? Maybe stuck in traffic leaving you pissed? Feed the kids, the cats, the dogs, the birds and then go clean up their turds? Hey, that is daily for some. Others screw their liver daily with rum. I hope nothing that you do daily makes your skin all scaly. That would be rather nasty to come to pass. And that is it from my furry daily little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

76 comments:

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    1. Good morning True
      Always good seeing you!

      Hank

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    2. That's 5 in a row
      Let the lazy river flow!

      Hank

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    3. Five in a row
      At the Kitty Cat Show!
      True saying hello, too,
      As did Blue!

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    4. Good morning Blue
      How are you?
      Not been seeing you

      Hank

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    5. Blue has been snoring
      While Hank is #1 exploring

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    6. Close to afternoon
      At our sand dune

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  2. Haha that would be three for me

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    1. I get a daily dose
      of the cat's posts
      he's a rhyming host
      from coast to coast

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    2. Every day we stray
      With a new display

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  3. My Daily Rhyme Drops A Dime!
    Not bothered what to climb
    Daily hang-ups
    Likely to abrupt
    But not affected by downtime

    Hank

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    1. Downtime can show
      But away we'll still go

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  4. I would drop a dime, but I don't have much cents!

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    1. Damn no change
      Have to stick to the debit range

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  5. Daily confused that I am
    Hoping it will make sense soon
    In the meantime
    Can I go back to sleep til noon?

    Betty

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  6. Dang, ditzy D draws drudgery
    Daily drinking dozens of dewberry

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  7. It's that daily stuff that gets in the way of what we need to do.

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    1. Yep, the daily crap
      Sure can fill any gap

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  8. It's "H" day
    You Canadian Rebel without a Cause
    You better be careful
    I hear the Grammar Nazi's are expanding
    To corral all the non-conformist A to Z-ers.
    They are having a big meeting
    At Lou's bar and grill
    The cook is really mad
    They ordered something to eat
    No one eats at the bar
    She hates to do dishes
    Lucky for you
    She has poisoned their stew
    Not enough to kill them
    Enough for them to have food poisoning
    They will probably forget
    The addition to their controlling ways
    As they puke in the porcelain throne
    But anyways
    Today is "H"!

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    1. lol So you avoided the stew
      There with your H determined view?
      Us conform?
      Pffft that will never be the norm
      We'll always buck the trend
      Grammar nazis we can offend
      But at least we'll give them something to do
      That is if they remember after the stew

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  9. Use the grass? My grandson did
    When he was just a little kid
    He played upon a grassy plain
    It's better than a backstreet lane

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    1. Beats the backstreet or the alley
      Any day we'd take a grassy valley

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  10. Speaking of pennies, I've seen a lady one day picking one up and say "pennies from heaven". Why don't angels drop bigger change? Or foreign money? Or maybe she's gullible as shit

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    1. Gullible as shit would be the way
      But if angels wants to drop 100s I'll play

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  11. Divert a dime to a lime
    Fruit a day keeps scurvy away

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    1. Scurvy can win
      From curvy to paper thin

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  12. Hand or grass? Ewww....☺

    Your Daily Rhyme
    Came just in time
    To make me smile
    And stay awhile

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    1. In on time
      With a chime
      Sure gets the win
      No hand sin

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  13. This month I'm trying to write daily. Otherwise, each day is a variety pack.

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    1. Variety can be good
      If one can handle it fine at their hood

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  14. A little daily confusion never hurt anyone, so thanks for making sure that happens during April.

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    1. It will happen come what may
      Even have April has its say

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  15. I check my chicken and duck eggs daily.

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    1. Got your ducks in a row
      There at your show

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  16. D is for doughnuts, or dollhouse, or drama flick
    Or Donald that big orange ugly ...
    dumbass.

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    1. Not Donald Duck?
      Just the big orange umm dude after a buck

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  17. You're right that "drop a dime" is an outmoded, old-fashioned term. Even if one could find a pay phone nowadays, you won't encounter one that will give you a phone call for just ten cents.

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    1. Nope, would surely cost much more
      Plus people barely have change anyway at their shore

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    2. They need a phone that would accept debit/credit cards... or do they already have them? If I remember correctly, some pay phones used to accept phone cards.

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    3. Yeah, used to be phone cards you could re-fill
      Not sure on debit/credit or if it would even be worth applying to something no longer run of the mill

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  18. orlin N cassie...round heer ya can ree place de daily cook ta .... decade; de food sevizz gurl sayz if itz knot snax, it doez knot get eaten ! ☺☺♥♥

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    1. haha that is rather sad
      With nothing cooked being had

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  19. Daily's a good one. Daily coffee for me:)

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    1. Need the energy to go go go
      There at your show

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  20. Lot's of daily's in this house - hmm may need to change things up a bit! LOL

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    1. Or maybe it has perks
      If the daily works

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  21. Your daily rhyme
    came just in time
    down to last dime
    thinking crime
    then mind did chime
    dollars are prime

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    1. A buck is better
      But still can't mail a letter

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  22. Not to be confused with "stop on a dime", right? haha.

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    1. Nope, same dime different ways
      Dimes sure get around with the saying craze

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  23. Daily hits the jackpot but I would rather that spring is daily, ha ~ Have a good spring week Pat ~

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    1. Daily with no snow
      Works for our show

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  24. It's amazing how repetitive the things we do every are are.

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    1. Every are are?
      Wow, repetitive at your sand bar lol

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  25. My father said that coffee once cost a dime. No Starbucks back then.

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    1. Can't do much with a dime these days
      Just leave one in a daze

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  26. I get up daily. Is that good enough?

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    1. At least it's one thing
      That gets a daily ring

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  27. I'm feeling quite ready for spring.

    Damyanti

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    1. Be nice when it's here
      And all is clear

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  28. No matter if it's done day
    As long as I'm regular is all I have to say

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    1. Keep it flowing
      Or woes could start growing

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  29. If Mongo's turds were worth a penny each, I'd be one rich guy, all right. Howdy, Cat!

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    1. We'd be rich
      But coming out cow pattie style may be a bitch

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  30. Daily washing dishes
    Daily brushing teeth
    Repetition drives me crazy
    Need to start a new leaf

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    1. Then have a pile
      To daily turn the dial

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