Thursday, May 4, 2017

A Little Compare Type Of Pair!

It's time we compare. You humans ask for it at any lair. Or give it to us whether we like it or not. So let's do the old comparison hot to trot. This post would be super long if I sung every comparison song.

Time to compare.
Don't take the dare.
There just isn't one.
A comparison is easily spun.

The this stuff to that stuff.
The this fluff to that fluff.
The this thing to that thing.
The..all about the cha ching.

That can take all.
Cha ching heeds the call.
It brings even more.
Have to get that good buy at your shore.

There's the this on sale,
To the that they wail.
There's the cart full of chips,
Along with the best dips.

From high end TP,
To the brand name for thee.
Hint the former is the best.
Damn that sand paper pest.

Oh, but wait.
Forget the stuff fate.
There is even more.
Don't even have to open the door.

Compare him to neighbor Joe?
Bah, him no one will know.
Let's compare him to Sly,
Even if it is one big lie.

Or maybe her to Madonna.
Time to pull a umm conna?
Hey, everyone will know.
Beats saying they are like neighbor Joe.

Oh, but don't stop.
More can sure drop.
Let the jealousy rage.
From house to wage.

Compare that life to yours.
Who gets to take more tours?
Who has the best car or wife?
Oh yes, let's compare the best life.

Are you a comparing nut? I can see when trying to save a buck at your hut. But life and such? A so called famous person so your ego can rise a touch? Pffft to any of that. The cat would rather compare things to scat. Are you comparing me now? Hey, I do more than meow. You may have to create a whole new class when comparing my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

62 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Good morning True
      Very glad it's you!

      Hank

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    2. True got on in
      Seconds for the win

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    3. Things under control
      Life on a roll!

      Hank

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    4. Nothing wrong with that
      There where you're at

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    5. You can't compare number ones

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    6. Either 1 or not
      With this plot

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    7. Today's kids never lose
      Everyone's a winner -- we don't choose!
      Or can there only be one?
      Quoting a movie - such fun!

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    8. Can't be only one
      Even that had a four movie run

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  2. Products I have compared
    when it comes to Tp
    I like mine Angel Soft
    But, how do we know an angel is soft
    as angels come in different forms
    It could be a person with a rough exterior
    but, holds a heart full of love & kindness

    Ok, I guess I veered from the topic or have I?
    Can we compare angels? Maybe, the angel of light against the angel of darkness?

    Maybe, the question is, Do you believe in angels?

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    1. Look at you go
      All from a tp show
      Angels and ass wipe
      Some angels may gripe
      Others may snicker
      Few more may bicker
      Do I believe?
      No angel up my sleeve

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  3. Guilty as charged! Though the only people I compare are my kids because they are so different from each other, you can't believe they grew up in same house.

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    1. The cat caught you
      Kids sure can be quite different even when in the same zoo

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  4. Every one in this world is unique. No two persons are the same .
    Loved the verse, have a good day Pat.
    Yvonne.

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    1. All have something different to be had
      At each and every pad

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  5. With all the "speshul snowflake" talk these days
    Comparing snowflakes might be the craze...

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    1. Could be the new in thing
      You've got many a leg up at your wing

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  6. I don't even compare brand A to brand B in the supermarket.

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  7. I raise my hand, I do compare
    Don't grab at things right from the air
    Every product tells their lies
    They pitch their message in disguise
    Comments help to buy online
    Not all will say "this is so fine"

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    1. Yeah, watch and see
      What comes to be
      Between the two
      As most can = poo

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  8. Can't compare apples to oranges
    But we seem to every day
    Sometimes we should keep our mouths shut
    And have nothing to say.

    Betty

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    1. That we surely should
      Be nice if many could

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  9. Don't glare
    I compare
    It helps justify decisions
    Stand and stare
    Then choose one type of pear
    Or whatever for your lair

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    1. Choose and go on your way
      A much better day

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  10. A Little Compare Type Of Pair!
    Make a decision that seems fair
    Neighbor to neighbor
    There are the bore
    Very often to compare for a dare

    Hank

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    1. Bore when looking
      While neighbor goes into debt booking

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  11. As T. Roosevelt taught
    (that wise old boy)
    comparison is truly
    the thief of joy.


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    1. Steals life away
      Making for a bad day

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  12. I don't do a lot of comparing. Who has time for that.

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    1. Yep, why waste the time
      With such a chime

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  13. We can drive ourselves crazy if we get into comparing.

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    1. Nuts we can be
      With a comparing spree

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  14. I used to always compare myself to others, "oh she's skinnier than me", "oh her hair is prettier", or "she has a nicer car", but I've learned to appreciate what I have and be happy with myself. So to be honest I don't really care anymore!

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    1. That sure is the best way to be
      Be you and let the rest flee

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  15. No use in comparing, since I am happy with what I have and so why change. I do compare grocery stores some or I used to to find the best prices. But then you give up some quality.

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    1. Quality should get the win
      Cheaper isn't always the best spin

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  16. Most of it is just comparing apples to oranges. Which is really a dumb saying, as they are a bit alike.

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    1. Yeah, most is nonsense in the end
      They both do have a round trend

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  17. orlin N cassie....peepulz shuld be like catz.....well dawgs N such two, we haz what we haz & iz thanx full for it... coz we noe stuff iz KNOT all wayz greener on de other side oh that fence ~~~~~~ ♥♥☺☺

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    1. Yep, that they all should
      Although sometimes dogs like what is brown on the other side of the fence in their hood

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    1. Never do
      At least not yet at our zoo

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  19. I try not to compare myself to others. It just gets frustrating.

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    1. That it can be
      Annoys you up a tree

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  20. I've compared price
    At least once or twice
    And probably more
    In various stores.

    I might see which is best
    If put to the test
    By reading reviews
    And looking for clues.

    But my life or his
    Ain't none of my biz.
    I'm quite pleased with mine
    And that ain't lyin'.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. Pleased is the way
      At the end of the day
      Screw the rest
      With who's best

      But when it comes to what
      Can be fine at ones hut
      Want the best
      Top of the rest

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  21. I'll take the chips and dips thank you ~

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  22. My wife always says I’m the best
    A feeling which brought me much zest
    One night wild thoughts flew
    In search of a clue
    I wondered just who were the rest

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    1. At least you were above
      The best true love

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  23. Ouch, Writers do that a lot. Especially when they read a book and think they could write a better one.

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  24. My husband has to compare every damn thing before making a purchase. Has to read reviews, then scour online for the best price. It drives me nuts!

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    1. Can't just do it
      Have to know and give you a fit lol

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  25. I compare prices
    I'm not made of money
    But other things, meh
    It ain't worth it honey

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    1. Not made of dough?
      Damn, no millionaire on the go?

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