Tuesday, May 2, 2017

A Museum Or Two For You To View!

You humans sure have weird things to go and see. What is so great about such a spree? Museums are supposed to be informative I think. I guess some are showing you the missing link?

A museum for this.
A museum for that.
Some sure cause bliss,
Even when hosting scat.

Yep, that is true.
Outhouse museums are a thing.
Come see where people poo.
Thrones not fit for a king.

A museum of cheese.
Oh yes, please.
No needs for birds and bees,
They just make you wheeze.

A museum for mannequin heads.
Isn't that a delight?
Heads in beds,
Hope they sleep tight.

A museum for liquor.
I bet it isn't much.
You could get drunk quicker,
At the store and such.

A museum for bushes.
Isn't that a greenhouse?
Maybe it's bushes with tushes?
Or just homes for a mouse.

A museum for beds.
Double up I'd say.
Use the mannequin heads,
And call it a day.

A museum for money.
Now there is the ticket.
Some of it must be funny.
Hey, maybe you can lick it.

A museum for yarn.
Wow, that may thrill.
Could fill a barn.
Just sit, stare and chill.

A museum for this.
A museum for that.
Some I'll take a miss,
Especially the scat.

Ever been to an outhouse museum at your sea? Any other weird ones that charge a fee? Why would anyone want to tour where people shit? Wowweeee, there they used to sit. Is there an art to it that we don't know? When you gotta go, you gotta go. Museums sure can be weird and some are to be feared. I'll stick to the upper class. They are much more interesting to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

49 comments:

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    1. That's 6 in a row
      It's half a dozen so!

      Hank

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    2. That it is
      With the #1 biz

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  2. A Museum Or Two For You To View!
    It is ok, it may interest a few
    Museum for many things
    Some find interesting
    For outhouse,that's something new!

    Hank

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    1. Something new
      May be old and smelly too

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  3. I actually enjoy weird museums. I'm planning to go to a medical instrument museum this summer that features birth control devices!

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    1. Looking for new forms at your sea?
      Or would that be old forms for thee? lol

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  4. A museum for yarn? Bet the Cat would have fun with that!

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    1. May get constipated
      As he'd eat it all after being elated

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  5. A museum of windchimes, that would be the day
    Tinkle tinkle everywhere, each to have it's say
    A museum of toasters, bring a loaf of bread
    Toast your way to stardom, every crumb well fed

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    1. But then stardom may fail
      For the bread may be stale

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  6. I actually enjoy museums, I am surprised you didn't make reference to Night at the Museum. That might be fun, but you won't get me in where the mummy's sleep as that just gives me the creeps.

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    1. Even an outhouse one?
      Mummy's would be fun
      Drag you in
      Watch as the mummy's fabric does unspin

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    2. Drag me in
      And my head will spin

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    3. Go all Exorcist at your sea?
      A Youtube hit would be thee

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  7. We love museums, but some are rather ridiculous. We actually have a pork museum near us - no joke!

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    1. A museum for pork?
      Can you bring a fork?

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  8. Yeah, I'd say the outhouse museum is the weirdest one you mention, but a few others do come close.

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    1. Yep, not sure why any would visit that
      As most are already full of scat

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  9. The Met Gala was just on last night
    Some of those fashions were a real fright.
    They say it is art but I say it is crap
    So many just need a good slap.
    If you want a laugh and shake your head
    Check out Rihanna's bleccch and a tear you will shed.
    It will be from laughter and sadness too.
    As this is the Met not some outhouse loo.

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    1. haha what passes as art
      Is more useless than a fart
      But the big money is made
      For it, brain cells they trade

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  10. I like interesting museums
    So much to see.
    I would even consider an outhouse one
    That could be very funny.

    Betty

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    1. Potty jokes abound
      With outhouses around

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  11. Twist my arm!!!
    I want to see the museum of yarn!!!

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    1. That we could have guessed
      Way before you confessed

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  12. Charge a fee
    at your sea
    Folks will giggle
    If you show

    Anything

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    1. Anything at all
      Taped to the wall

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  13. All behind with my comments today.
    Wonderful as always Pat.

    Yvonne.

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  14. We need a litter box museum!

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    1. Could go and see
      Then squat anywhere when you have to pee

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  15. Here in Vegas we have the Mob Museum and The National Atomic Testing Museum. But there are a bunch more as well.

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    1. Damn, sure some strange ones
      Leave it to Vegas to have tons

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  16. It's to appreciate how far and innovative the toilet has come.
    We should be amazed from our head to our bum. haha.

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    1. I suppose that is true
      As no outhouse allowed at our zoo

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  17. A museum for this
    A museum for that
    The moths in my kiss
    Tells where I'm now at

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    1. Stuck in a closet space
      With a mothy embrace

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  18. I love the museum on shoes ~ Not sure about those heads, though ~

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  19. Some things I've seen in museums make me shake my head. I hate the drawers with dead insects and such in glass cases.

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    1. Yeah, I'd curl my nose up
      No insects for ones cup

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  20. I do like to tour museums, but an outhouse one would not be high on my list.

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    1. Scrapping the bottom of the barrel there
      With an outhouse affair

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  21. In an outhouse museum, where does one poop or pee?
    In an outhouse, porta potty, or the nearest oak tree?

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    1. Options may be had
      Providing all space at their pad

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  22. I think a museum on mannequin heads would spook me out but also inspire a story at the same time.

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    1. Could surely inspire
      Light a muse's fire

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  23. There’s a Dog Collar Museum
    And a Museum of Bad Art
    But the thought of an outhouse one
    Makes me want to fart

    *Did I say that out loud?*

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    1. lol you'd be at the right place
      For your gassy embrace

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