Wednesday, May 31, 2017

A Wind Down Out On The Town!

Sp spring is winding down at many a town. Unless you are going into winter in which case you can smash a printer. But you can still do with a fling. So here is some that will give you umm something.

I doing outside summer
Some may find that not a bummer.
Have you got room in you for me
Nah, far too skinny to fit thee.

Mothers are my foray.
Guess I lose at my bay.
Will you put a fork in me?
Sorry, not that kinky at my sea.

Got you a good time boy.
Can you mail it so I can enjoy?
Drop me like I'm hot
In any particular spot?

Why not hae you not found me
Not been not looking, dearie.
I'm free and fun and free
So there is no tax on thee?

I've ben heer all day
And there you will stay.
Why oh why must I wait fur you
Sorry, furries aren't part of my zoo.

I work which is a very rewarding time
So you are richer than a mime?
can't you give me the monkey
Is that some weird position that's funky?

May you fin your way to be
Dolphins are a fetish of thee?
I'm looking for my king
Sorry, rulers are an out thing.

mother nature is my will
Damn, that must be a mighty good pill.
Towns are overrrun with slim
I don't think you mean trim.

On the water with a fishing rod.
Sooo boring so you can keep the cod.
You'd think they'd open my heart
So you need many with a certain umm part?

Dress up, go out, go around, go home
You sure like to umm roam.
The love of many lifes searching for you.
Wouldn't you know if many lives before came due?

And there you go. You can now have a fling at your show. Although some may be scary as can be. At least I tried to help thee. Try any dating sites yet? Think any of the above are a safe bet? Probably not wise to come to pass. Good thing I'm a snip snipped little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

60 comments:

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    1. Top you are
      Seconds at my bar

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    2. is there a dating site for number 1s?

      Hank and Suza 4 ever

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    3. Could be a couple at #1
      Out for fun

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    4. Laughing at Adam's 4 ever remark
      Reminds me of trees carved in a park

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  2. Great verse Pat. enjoyed the read as always.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Some people can't spell or speak worth a darn.

    Furries and plushies - run away!

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    1. Sound dumb many do
      Yep, we'd run far away from that view

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  4. Free and fun and free?
    What's happened to thee?
    Too much beer?
    Or high on coffee?
    Whatever it is man
    You've gotta tell me

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    1. We run away
      You can have those on display

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  5. Once again you've shown me why
    I'm so thankful I've found my guy!!!!!!

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    1. Happy to serve
      Now you'll never swerve lol

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  6. I can't imagine anything more frightening than internet dating!

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  7. Opportunity is everywhere but scary as can be
    To find a date that is sincere, oh lookey see
    If I were young, to find a date, where would I ponder
    Never in the US, I guess I'd have to wander

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    1. You'd wander away
      To some far off bay
      Well there are 1.3 billion Chinese or so
      So there you go lol

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  8. Replies
    1. Ugh is the way
      With that mart any day

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  9. Son met his wife on the Internet
    Success that time around
    Doesn't always work that way
    Sometimes its not sound.

    Betty

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    1. Most times its not sound
      But I guess there is a few good ones around

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  10. I wonder what the success rate is for internet dating.

    A friend of mine has dated many women whom he encountered on the Plenty of Fish website. All of these "relationships" lasted several months at best, yet he's always suggesting that I try the site!

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    1. Not very would be my guess for success rate
      haha wants you to have the same failure rate as he does searching for a mate

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  11. Some gave me a chuckle
    as you gave your little heckle.

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    1. Have to heckle a few
      Here at our zoo

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  12. I remember those long ago dates
    And am so happy I found my mate.

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    1. Finding the one is the key
      Then hold on when they come to thee

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  13. These come-ons creep me out.
    I'm glad I'm beyond dating without a doubt!

    One of my sisters found her husband through the internet as have a couple of my friends, but the idea of meeting people through the internet rings alarm bells for me. Have a good one, my rhyming friend!

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    1. Beyond it would be a win
      Not have to deal with its crazy spin
      It can work I suppose
      But few highs, many lows

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  14. I'm guilty of misspelled and dropped words
    Because I type so fast, like the wings on a bird.
    Maybe one day I'll slow down,
    but everything moves fast in my town.

    Elsie Amata


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    1. Do it on dating sites though
      That would be a show

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  15. A Wind Down Out On The Town!
    Lovingly to go with a frown
    Time for a fling
    Do your own thing
    Explore dating sites around

    Hank

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  16. Those dating sites look pretty scary to me!

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  17. Summer has hit here. No dating sites for me.

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    1. You can keep the heat
      There at your side of the street

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  18. I have several friends
    Who found their mate online
    Not sure what the odds are
    Versus paying a concubine

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    1. Hmm you just never know
      How such odds will go

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  19. I am grateful to have Ray. I cannot imagine being in the date pool again. I was not good at it back in the day.

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    1. Sucks now big time
      But easy to drop a dime

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  20. orlin N cassie ....we see sum trout towne speech heer !!!!!!!! ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ ♥♥

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    1. You're catching on
      One day it may all dawn

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  21. Where is that young man I first met
    Said wife now so full of regret
    But to her dismay
    All husband could say
    He’s with that young lady I bet

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    1. haha sure got a smack
      Or at least a little flack

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  23. No internet dating decisions for me:)

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  24. It's simply mind boggling why these folk are still single.

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    1. Yeah, so truly is
      With the dating biz

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  25. I met my husband
    Back in the day
    He was online
    And he said, hey, hey
    So we met in real life
    Guess waht? Years later,
    I'm still his wife

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    1. So it can work
      Just have to find the one who isn't a jerk

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  26. Haven't tried online dating
    Not yet
    Will I do someday?
    You bet!

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  27. Summer's here, but winter's there/No spring or autumn anywhere! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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