Friday, May 12, 2017

An I Never Type Of Endeavor!

The cat sure knows humans aren't whelmed sometimes. They sure go into the over exaggeration crimes. I guess they like the old !!!!!!!!!!!! mark. So the I never they bark.

While I never.
Actually not.
With that endeavor,
Holes in the plot.

I never smelled anything worse.
What? It was just a fart.
So skunks don't make you curse?
Do you take them to heart?

I never scene anything like that.
Two humpers that are fat?
A cat eating a rat?
Are you just a dingbat?

I never saw that before.
Back to the eyes.
A changed encore.
My, aren't you wise.

Well I never.
Then you stop.
A huff so clever,
As words just flop.

I never thought it possible.
You mean your mind is stuck?
For in the head nothing is impossible,
In real life it may pass the buck.

I never dreamed of that.
Two humpers that are fat?
A cat eating a rat?
Back to you being a dingbat?

I never ate anything so bad.
No? Not one little thing?
Try something that drives you mad?
This one may have some truth spring.

I never seen anyone like that.
My, you are sheltered as can be.
Back to the chewing of fat?
Are zombie feet scary to thee?

Well I never.
Yeah, yeah, we know.
Pull back the lever,
All can be seen on the internet show.

Do you use I never a lot? Think it all hot to trot? You may have nevered until you never the never. Does that sound clever? Maybe that just confused you a bit. Can't say you never been confused here. I'm sure I could throw a curve ball near. But I would never ever let that come to pass. You may never get anywhere if you believe that last one from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

63 comments:

  1. Well I never? Great post Pat. no I don't use the word never too much. Loved the read.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Never use it much
      Then can reach out and touch

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  2. Never say never, you just 'never know' haha

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    1. Unless you never do
      Then never knowing never known may never bother you

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    2. Lol, playing with my mind with the never kind

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    3. The never never land
      Could be at hand

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  3. I've never been number one





    well maybe a few times

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    1. 24 in one day
      Anyone can get #1 at our bay

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    2. To be one you have to get up with the sun
      as Hank will not be undone..

      Well maybe a few times. ..

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    3. Unless he's on the road
      Like a toad

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    4. Been tiring journey
      In the bind
      Well maybe a few times!

      Hank

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    5. A journey you take
      With a #1 shake

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  4. Never say never again.
    Wait, that's a movie.

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    1. Back he came
      With the Bond claim

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    2. The names Bond, James Bond
      What year was that movie?

      Haha could make a list poem with Bond movies

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    3. Plenty to use
      To light the fuse
      But most were the same
      Can get rather lame

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  5. A bouncy tune from '53
    Dance'n swing, so it be
    "I'll Never Say Never Again," refrain
    We dance to Benny, no complain

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  6. Well I never do declare! That's not a real saying but I'm sure someone here in the south has said it.

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    1. Yeah, I'm sure it's been said
      And put to bed

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  7. Well, I never dreamed one day I
    Might be typing on a phone and wondering why
    None of the train passengers look me in the eye

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    1. Maybe you are scary
      Or a bit hairy

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  8. Best never to say never
    Because more than likely we will do
    What it is we said never about
    Some day at our zoo

    Betty

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    1. That we sure may
      And the piper we'll pay

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  9. Well I never read anything like this
    Happy Friday

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  10. Reminds me of an old joke:

    As they say in the Virgin Islands, "Well, I never!"

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    1. Never stick to their name
      With that island claim haha

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  11. LOL, I'm guilty of using 'never' and 'always.' Sometimes, you just need to get people's attention!!!!
    😄😂

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    1. Need to never them your way
      With your always never say

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  12. I would never do lots of things, but then I get caught!

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    1. Caught just a little bit
      Ruined the never hit

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  13. An I Never Type Of Endeavor!
    Use it makes it seem too clever
    I, stamps a mark
    Up on a lark
    Makes one to being too sure

    Hank

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    1. Puts on that stamp
      Down it will clamp

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  14. The older I get, the more I realize how foolish it is to say "never" about anything. The last time I said it was about a certain president's chance of being elected, and look what that got me!

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    1. lol egg on your face
      With that never embrace

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  15. I don't think I use
    That word too much
    But I won't say never
    Won't be out of touch

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  16. I never use never
    for never is ever
    from never I sever
    for never's not clever
    but then there's however

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    1. However can fit
      Take over the never bit

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  17. I thought
    I never
    Had fever
    And then I put
    All the medicine and multivitamins
    In a box
    Till I got Chicken Pox

    (The chicken pox part is sadly true)

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  18. Feels like I should take a trip to Neverland with how frequently I do say I never ;)

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    1. A little fairy dust
      Then off you thrust

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  19. I've always heard to never say never.
    I don't know why but it sounds rather clever.

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  20. All these I nevers reminded me of my grandmother and her sisters!
    I have been known to say, "I will never ever ..." Bad mistake to say that because guaranteed you'll be doing exactly whatever you swore you wouldn't.

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    1. Yep, pretty much the case
      A full about face

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  21. If a woman says, "Well, I never!"
    I will raise a brow trying to be clever.
    "That's not true as you have kids, by joe!"
    I know I will have an instant foe.
    Then I'll just have to smile and say
    "Have a nice day!"

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    1. lol sure leave them in a huff
      As they heard enough

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  22. I never means you don't know spit
    Not a whole lot, not even a bit...

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