Monday, June 19, 2017

A Profanity Day Times Three At Our Bay!

That granny is back. Sure sure doesn't lack. If you are easily offended you may want to avert your eyes. Look to the skies. But I doubt any who come here get offended, as you know nothing is amended. So times three with Profanity Granny comes to be.




Profanity Granny is back.
This is her third attack. 
She has done a lot.
Not always hot to trot.

But debacles can be fun.
Especially when hers are done.
So to give many a peer.




Profanity Granny goes out.
She may give many a shout.
Or make many shout.
Some heathens may even pout. 

But a lot comes due.
A lot out there to view.
People may run in fear.




Profanity Granny wants all in shape.
Maybe the shape of a grape?
We aren't sure with her tips.
But you won't be doing back flips.  

Instead you'll learn each trick.
Makes exercising some slick.
To get your rump not into gear,

And there you go. Another three books have been released at our show. Profanity Granny may scare some away, but many asked for a repeat display. So we pulled out three more. She sure doesn't bore. Can you relate to the Profanity Granny lass? She may scare my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

73 comments:

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    1. Still on the go
      With an S show

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    2. S is for Grandma is tired of your shit

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    3. Tired and not taking it any more
      There at her shore

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  2. Profanity Granny
    She's a handful I bet
    She has no filter
    But not in jail... yet!

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    1. Has avoided the slammer
      And the judge's hammer

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  3. Being a Granny is great but alas I never see my grandchildren much to my dismay.

    Yvonne.

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  4. She sure scares me....I'm more of the soft, cream puff granny...

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    1. haha soft and cream puff
      Always helping out with stuff

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  5. Profanity Grandma seems to have taken a dark side! Lol

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    1. lol she got turned
      Now all will be burned

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  6. As characters come and go
    Profanity Granny is best of show
    I bet P. Granny gets results fast
    And has, of course, the last word cast

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    1. She gets the last word in
      Always on a profanity spin

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  7. Congrats, Pat! She's right about the products that are free of so much and yet cost twice as much.

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    1. Yep, they cost so friggin much
      Even free of everything and such

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  8. I wouldn't want to run into her, that's for sure. Good stuff, greetings and best wishes!

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  9. Wow 3 more at your shore
    And none of them a bore!

    Congrats!

    Betty

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    1. Good not to bore
      As more we explore

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  10. Ruh roh, I better lay low. Profanity Granny is out again.

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  11. 3, Pat? Woo hoo!
    I'm afraid I'm turning into a profanity granny.....

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    1. haha just makes fun
      When the turning is done

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  12. I sure am not going to mess with Granny!

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  13. A Profanity Day Times Three At Our Bay!
    Amazingly three in a way for a head-way
    Seeing Profanity galore
    4-letter words and more
    For Profanity Granny has lots to say

    Hank

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    1. She has lots to say
      And always in a colorful way

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  14. WTF

    Granny is tough
    Sure her language is rough
    But she blasts out what is real
    She's the genuine deal

    WTF

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    1. WTF for the win
      As Profanity Granny does all in

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  15. I love all of these. And I really dig the artwork on the Exercise Tips one. I'm glad to see Granny back in top form. I'll definitely be checking these out.

    I just love when you see a product that's gluten free, and trans fat free, and vegan, and it's something like a salad. Except it costs more than the others because it has all of those 'things' in it.

    Well, no shit. Would you expect a basic salad to have wheat, bacon, and be fried in lard? Because I believe that's called a BLT.

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    1. Yep, the third artwork was done great
      They sure add that crap so prices they can inflate
      But then some nut probably asks too
      So what are those salad makers to do

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    1. Glad she is grand
      With three more in my land

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  17. That's great. Congrats on getting more published. Profanity granny is funny.

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    1. I just let her go
      And she sure can flow

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  18. Profanity Granny rocks!!! I wonder what she's say about those fidget spinners.

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    1. I'm sure something will come due
      With a curse word two by two

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  19. I have to say she is unique. She is isn't she? I mean there aren't herds of Profanity Grannies out and about, are there? I'm going to keep an eye out just in case there are more. Report at seven. Congrats on the new books.

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    1. Unique would be the word
      As she flips all the bird
      Watch out for a bunch
      Things could go out to lunch

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  20. Haha Granny is back
    ona profanity attack

    Granny likes to make a scene
    but, will she be obscene
    Haha I read the first one
    that you had done...

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    1. haha she sure can make a scene
      Or poke one in the spleen
      The laugh and walk away
      Having a merry old day

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  21. Wow, I'm wondering how I managed to miss the other Profanity Granny posts. This is the first time I've heard of her.

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    1. She's been around a while
      Although 2015 was the last time she turned the book dial

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  22. Yay, my favorite Bubbeh's back
    on an f-bomb attack
    I admire her so
    Glad she's on a third go
    Congratulations!
    Keep up the flow.

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    1. Third fourth and fifth too
      She can't be stopped at our zoo

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  23. Stop writing these unauthorized biographies about me. LOL You know Profanity Granny is my favorite character. I'm taking her new tomes with me on my Kindle for my getaway next week.

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    1. haha maybe they'll show up on some strange channel soon
      The Unauthorized Story of You coming at noon

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  24. orlin N cassie......conga ratz again two dad pat....this iz total lee awesum N we loves pro fanitee grannie !!!! her kickz ass :) heerz ta 900 bazillion damn salez ♥♥☺☺

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    1. She can get things done
      With her profanity run

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  25. Avert! Avert! giggle... Avert!
    hahahaha.

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    1. Just can't look away
      From the profanity display haha

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  26. Congratulations on your new books.
    My granny would not let me take a look.
    Wait! I am a granny too.
    So I can do whatever I want to do.

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    1. Can do what you want
      Even if images may haunt

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  27. This loss brought on tear filled display
    Our rich grandma Beth passed away
    Though we’d never switch her
    Such dreams we would ditch there
    For her cats got richer that day

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    1. All to the cats
      Showed those dingbats

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  28. She is a fierce one ~ Congrats Pat ~

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  29. You better be careful or she might pout
    when she finds you've given her secrets out.
    haha. I'm hoping you've taken some artistic license
    when describing Nana like a crude old bison. lol.
    But she does like cats, that I know.
    I stole her crown and it still glows. hahaha....

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    1. haha she already threatened to sue
      As some are kinda true
      But then she won't get anything
      So I just let the stories fling

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  30. Granny needs a cowboy hat and she'll be more cool than profane.

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    1. Cool you say
      She may think that a profanity worth display

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  31. Just got to be a granny again yesterday
    But no profanity at my bay...

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    1. Not even a damn
      You cleaned out your profanity spam

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    2. Can't say bad words in front of a little dear
      They repeat everything they hear
      Forgot to say congrats on a new book
      That you know won't make it into my nook

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    3. That is true
      So get creative with bad words at ones zoo
      Then they can be funnier to watch them say
      Corrupt and then run away

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    4. Oh, you're evil, you funny guy!
      No parent will ever poke you in the eye!

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    5. lol got to have some fun
      Just make sure you can run

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  32. Me and Profanity Granny would get along quite swell, I believe. I aspire to be just like her when I am a granny!

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    1. haha could scare the grandkids away
      There at your bay

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  33. Is it strange to say that I want to hug her?? Congrats to you-3 more for you

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    1. Hug the profanity one
      She may fart when done

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