Monday, June 26, 2017

A Wouldn't Day At My Bay!

The cat gets talked to and even uses it once in a while. But some sure use it a mile. I guess it could work for many out there. But I'm just going to pick on wouldn't at my lair.

Wouldn't is here.
I'll tell you why.
Have no fear.
I would not lie.

Wouldn't you say so?
Wait, how does that work?
I want a yes, not a no.
Wouldn't is a jerk.

Wouldn't you come get me.
Well I would have came,
But with a not from thee,
I guess I'm no longer game.

Wouldn't you play?
Don't want me too?
What a mean display.
I'll piss on your shoe.

Wouldn't you do that?
Geez, applying a whole.
You are mean to the cat.
Would you turn into a mole?

Wouldn't you rhyme?
Pffft always will.
Go wouldn't a mime,
And fall down a hill.

Wouldn't you buy?
Okay, I'll save my money.
Now it can pile high,
Isn't that funny?

Wouldn't you drive?
So you can't and don't want me to?
I guess that you strive,
To stay home at your zoo.

Wouldn't you leave me alone?
Okay, I'll stay and talk.
What's with that tone?
Don't give me that gawk.

Would you not speak dumb?
Wouldn't you like that?
Such a contradicting chum.
Would you agree with the cat?

Wouldn't you agree? Would you agree with me? Would you not agree? Wouldn't you like the questions to stop coming from me? Okay, I'll keep them coming. Wouldn't you like drumming? Wouldn't you like humming? Wouldn't you like cumming? Would you have guessed it yet? Would you be following the pet? Human speak wouldn't cause a headache if they just gave their heads a shake. Look, I used it right in mass. I wouldn't mess with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Still on the go
      High not low

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    2. Blue will be back
      Scared yet at your shack? :D

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    3. A scary way
      With Blue in the fray

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    4. When wil THEN be NOW? Soon!
      Maybe during the next blue moon
      No, not that kinda moon
      But I'll be back real soon

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  2. "Well I would have came"
    What on earth were you thinking
    Grammar unhinged
    Have you been drinking?
    :-)

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    1. haha just some cat nip
      And some lip

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  3. Wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't
    have a common word (not)
    some like saying shouldn't you do that
    are you saying should or should not
    Perhaps you cannot make up your mind
    enjoy your day, remember to be kind...

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    1. Yep, a mind all cluttered
      Some may have stuttered
      Others may just not think
      Giving shouldn't a wink

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    2. Howdy Blue
      how are you
      Where's your shoe
      I have a clue

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    3. In the air
      At the county fair

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    4. Blue is blue
      Too much to do
      Boo hoo hoo

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    5. Got that too
      But still white at our zoo

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    6. White beats blue
      Now, where's my shoe...

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    7. Shoe's on the moon
      Or in a sand dune

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  4. You said wouldn't so many times it no longer sounds like a real word...

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    1. lol that is a win
      One way not to give it a spin

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  5. ...'Wouldn't you rhyme', that line was good.

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  6. Would Not You Agree, My Fine Friend??... I can even see the television scene in my mind for a character who might speak that way. :) "Wouldn't you agree, my dear Watson?" also comes to mind, though I'm not sure Sherlock ever actually said that... I think it was something more along the lines of 'Elementary, my Dear Watson," lol.

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    1. lol yeah, a few may say you
      Not that it would work at one's zoo
      Sounds rather dumb
      Sherlock may make it work with his chum

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  7. A Wouldn't Day At My Bay!
    Shouldn't hope for a say
    Couldn't make
    A right take
    To just wait for the day

    Hank

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  8. Wouldn't I just say
    Hope you have a nice day

    Betty

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    1. Would not you?
      Damn, how mean at your zoo lol

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  9. I wish I would
    I thought I could
    I know I should
    Understood?!?

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    1. A little understanding
      Stuck the landing

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  10. Oh wouldn't it be loverly if yard work could it's own
    I'd spend a portion of the day just talking on the phone

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    1. A yapping at your sea
      Well look at thee

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    1. May as well go big
      With a bad grammar gig

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  12. These days I agree with everybody. That way I don't get a headache from all the screeching!

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    1. haha easier way to be
      There at your sea

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  13. I never actually sat back to realize how odd "wouldn't" is in those phrases until now.

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    1. Yep, strange it can be
      When really thought about at ones sea

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  14. So confusing on a Monday. Wouldn't you ease us into the week next time?

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  15. Not having a pet. Don't confuse me Pat, smiles!

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  16. HA! You are right, I probably wouldn't!

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  17. Wouldn't wouldn't stand on command. It's sad.
    Oops, I mixed "would" with "wood" - my bad.

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    1. Damn, maybe needs a stroke
      To woody up the bloke

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  18. Wouldn't you be number one gain, Blue?
    I might, together with Scooby Doo.
    Wouldn't you say, "Not a chick on a stick," Blue?
    I might, and how are you?
    Wouldn't you send The Cat to Bora, Blue?
    I might, when I find gold in my shoe.

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    1. Would not you do that?
      Damn, so mean to the cat

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    2. Mean Cat Blues
      Where are my shoes?

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    3. Aug 16th you may know
      When the post here does show

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    4. The suspense is killing me
      In the place to be

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    5. Wait... Elvis died on August 16...
      Always thought that was mean

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    6. Damn, never knew that
      Still the day at our mat

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    7. That it may
      Could go either way

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  19. Ya know, when you put it like that you made my brain hurt from all the thinking. Wouldn't think it would be that hard. lol

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    1. lol wouldn't has no thrills
      Causing wouldn't brain ills

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  20. Wouldn't it be nice if I understood?
    Maybe if I think about it awhile, I would.

    Have a great week.

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  21. Mean to the cat...
    I don't like that.

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  22. orlin N cassie....a wood chuck wood chuck just what he could chuck iffa wood chuck could chuck wood.....wouldn't he ??? !!! ☺☺♥♥

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  23. Wouldn't you do this or that?
    People say this all the time and I think there is even an old song with this in mind sung by Jeannette McDonald

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    1. Never knew there was a song
      With wouldn't going all wrong

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    2. Don't think it has anything to do with things going wrong but about Love....."Would You?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2IM0czX1VM

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    3. She can sure hit a high note
      Of that there is no doubt

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  24. Her husband had so much to say
    His mouth would just blah blah all day
    But wife didn’t weep
    For blessing she’d reap
    His blah blah would keep pests away

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  25. Piss on your shoe?
    Imagine that.
    Piss on your shoe?
    I wouldn't do that.

    Inside maybe...

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  26. Woulda, coulda, shoulda...
    n't. lol.

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  27. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
    Won't you be my neighbor?
    Won't you please, won't you please,
    Please won't you be my neighbor?

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    1. Resulting to begging
      Won't has other pegging

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  28. I thought I got wouldn't, until you twisted it round and round. Now my head hurts ~ LOL

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    1. haha a wouldn't twist
      Can't be missed

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