Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Phone Home With A Roam!

The cat will give you a look and you'll know at my nook. Whether I want food or brushing, you better start gushing. Think I am hard? Look at the signals from your own yard.

Here we go,
To and fro.
Fro and to.
Can be true.

Shirt is on.
Shirt if off.
Out at dawn.
Give a fake cough.

All hangs out.
All tightly fit.
A nice smell about,
Or the smell of shit.

A nicely mowed lawn.
Grass up to your ass.
Proving your brawn,
Giving some sass.

A simple Hello.
A simple eye roll.
Staying mellow.
A smile and stroll.

A new dress.
A new suit.
More before less,
The horn gets a toot.

Holding hands.
Getting drunk.
Singing to bands,
Cleaning your trunk.

Playing games.
Running home.
Shouting names,
Carrying a comb.

A simple nod.
A simple look.
Fishing for cod,
Out on a brook.

Right or wrong.
To or fro.
A whole new song,
High and low.

What do they all have in common today? Each and every one on display. All signals from you. You signal others in everything you do. Even if it's just a sneeze or a walk out in the breeze. Some signal always comes to be. Now don't you think it is easier to decipher those of me? Feed or scoop my crap. Easy peasy as I take a nap. And your signals can mean many things in mass. Far too much work to decipher for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

58 comments:

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    1. Still super up
      Without a hiccup

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    2. S is for the signal of being number one

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    3. Throwing up the signal to all
      With a #1 call

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  2. Cats are aloof
    But we know what they want
    Humans' signals are mixed
    Our brains they will haunt

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    1. Haunt they can do
      Especially getting an unwanted view

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  3. Yes ones signals speaks volumns without words.
    Cleverly written Pat.

    Yvonne.

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    1. That they can do
      Whether one or two

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  4. Signs signs everywhere a sign
    Blockin' out the scenery
    breakin' my mind
    do this, don't do that
    can't you read the signs

    now I have this song playing in my head
    (clue) when the cat meows it want to be fed.
    Or maybe just wants you to get out of bed

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    1. Just wants you out
      Watches as you move about
      Then goes back to sleep
      While you curse the little creep lol

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    2. I remember when the original version of "Signs" came out. Even then, the guy in the song bugged me. He thought it was okay to trespass, and left a freakin' note instead of money in the church collection plate...

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    3. He sung a song
      So then all the world should play along

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    4. Silver Fox was that a music video? I don't think I've seen it.

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    5. I took it as real life
      Hnmmm maybe a video caused strife?

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    6. The original version of the song came out in 1971, by the Five Man Electrical Band. There was no video, but the stuff I described was right there in the lyrics. It was a perfect example of contemporary hippie entitlement. Ha.

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    7. haha hippie dippie
      Getting lippy

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    8. Hippie excitement
      That sounds inticing

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    9. For little old you
      There at your zoo

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  5. LOL! Now I have that Tesla song in my head, too.

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    1. haha doing the trick
      Making in many heads it stick

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  6. Animals are easier to read, I think,
    Besides, some human messages just stink

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  7. Some signals I will never know
    Others say, It just ain't so
    I think I'm dense in signal reading
    A course in signals I'll be needing

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    1. A signal for this
      A signal for that
      Some you may miss
      Some you chew no fat

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  8. Get some signals
    Miss many more
    I wonder if that is why I am poor.

    Betty

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    1. lol you never know
      Could take away dough

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  9. Yup, have to read those signals. Cats are fairly easy to read and a lot easier than the humans.

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    1. Cats are easy indeed
      Compared to the human breed

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  10. Signs are everywhere. A simple sign can go a long way.

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    1. One little sign
      Can make much align

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  11. Animals are sure easier to read than humans. It's hard to read the signals we put out sometimes. That's where a lot of bad blood can stem from.

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    1. Yep, that is where things can go astray
      With one little gesture on display

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  12. Surprise eyebrows up
    Mad frown down
    A smirk or a grin
    You know if you are in


    Lots of subtle clues to navigate the world

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    1. Have to navigate away
      To see if you can win the day

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  13. You gotta be quick enough to stop if those signals turn red!

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  14. I suffer from RBF (Resting Bitch Face) so it can be hard to get the right signal from me. lol

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  15. Phone Home With A Roam!
    Hoping for a sound tone
    Signals seen
    Some are keen
    With a whole lot of moans

    Hank

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  16. Animals are pretty straight forward with their signals.
    Ours can be more confusing.
    Have a great one, Pat.

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  17. Some gestures are sweet
    Like a refreshing treat
    See the mid finger of mine?
    That's not a good sign.

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    1. Doesn't mean you want to diddle
      When you stick up the middle?

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  18. orlin N cassie

    speekin of fingerz, knot that we haz em, but gram paw dude gived de food servizz gurl de finger once; noe joke, we will see if we can find de foto :) ♥♥

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    1. haha that must have been a shock
      Did grandma give him a talk?

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  19. Cats can give many a look
    I have seen it in many a book.
    They can give the middle finger with just a stare
    Dogs are better, they wag their tail without a care

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    1. Dogs come and are happy as can be
      Cats sure can flip off thee

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  20. Signal me this,
    Signal me that...
    Curl up your lip
    It's a sign you're a brat

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    1. Deal with those
      In your school rows?

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  21. I've been known to roll my eyes....lol....

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    1. As long as they don't roll away
      You should be good at your bay

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  22. A vision of pure ecstasy
    She’s why we have two eyes to see
    If you think that’s rot
    And girl ain’t so hot
    Then perhaps you’re not drunk like me

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    1. Get into the liquor
      Things seem swell quicker

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  23. The only signal I've been using lately is to turn up the AC and refill my rummer with wine :)

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    1. Have to get that wine in
      As the AC continues to spin

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  24. Well, why is it that no one ever understands my signals?

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    1. Need better ones
      Or not use tons lol

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