Friday, June 23, 2017

Take Your Time With This Rhyme!

The cat is here and is a rhyming rear. I've got time to say that. I am a cat. I sleep and rhyme. I do not mime. I have time for that too. But I chose not to. Nope, not a rhyme about saving time. Already dropped that dime.

No reason or rhyme,
To us saving time.
Or rhyme or reason,
If opposite is treason.

No reason to rush,
Even mutts who mush.
For who needs that?
It's so full of scat.

So take your time.
It's never a crime.
You saw this post.
Take your time at my coast.

3 years later you comment.
Damn, took your time to make a dent.
But you took your time.
May have even sucked a lime.

A heart attack is coming due.
Called 911 at your zoo.
The ambulance just takes its time.
Damn, you are dead in your prime.

A work report is due.
Take your time to do and view.
3 months later you hand it in.
Fired you are for your time win.

Take your time paying bills.
They don't bring any thrills.
Whoops, no phone, water or power.
But taking your time with each passing hour.

Take your time grocery shopping.
Who needs grocery store hopping?
When from hunger the bodies start dropping,
Up your time you are still mopping.

Time sure is taken,
Whether or not your butt is shakin.
Taken far far away from and because of you,
As procrastination, firings and even death shines through.

So take your time.
It's so sublime.
Your time is the best.
Pass the taking it test.

Wow, the "your" time really shines through. When did taking your time become an excuse for lazy asses at each zoo? One thing to take your time and get it right, another to use it to put something off until the 100th night. Then wonder why all the bad came to you as you give a boo hoo. You only took your time after all. Pfffft is all you'll get from me at my hall. Do you take your time in such a pass? Better not tell my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

66 comments:

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    1. Haha It is my destiny to me 2

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    2. I guess I can go back to not trying
      Good Morning S, Pat's #1 fan

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    3. Stuck with two
      Not a bad number at ones zoo

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    4. Shouldn't have T aken your time today

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    5. Might have won
      If only t was done

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    6. 2 beats 3
      In the place to be
      And I'll raise you a Scooby Dooweeeeh!

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  2. If I took my time
    Number 1 would not occur
    Have to hop right in
    And type in a blur

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  3. Being in a rush is not good.
    Take your time as you should.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Rushing here and there
      May leave you bare

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  4. Good Morning T
    Happy Friday to you
    I was often #2
    Especially against Blue

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    1. Blue sure can get in
      With his copy and paste spin

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  5. I got got got got no time
    No time for a gentle rain
    No time for my watch and chain
    No time for revolving doors

    Or

    Time is on your side
    No more need in runnin'
    No more need to hide
    No more need to cry

    Ok pick your tune
    at your sand dune..

    Have a good day
    Off to work for pay

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    1. Time seems to have a way
      Of getting a tune to play
      As it ticks away
      Always there on display

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    2. I choose the first song. I absolutely love The Guess Who.

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    3. Did you guess who yet?
      A safe bet?

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    4. Yes, I am a fan of the first song as well.

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  6. I don't mean to procrastinate
    But sometimes that is my fate
    Sometimes I wish time would slow down
    But it likes to make me frown

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    1. A frown from time
      Have to tell it to suck a lime

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  7. My son believes that by procrastinating, he's being more efficient. I'm just glad he doesn't live here much.

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    1. haha good way to try to look at it
      Until piles of stuff start to smell a bit

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  8. I am the opposite - I want to get things done and out of the way as soon as possible. It bothers me to know there is something I still need to do or finish. (Yes, I was one of those weird kids who did her homework the moment she got home. But then, I got to screw around for the rest of the night!)

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    1. That way to at our zoo
      Something needs doing, it we do
      In university I had months to get an essay or whatever final project done
      Had that done at least a month before and then had fun

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  9. Can't take my time
    Too much to do
    But if I did so
    I would take a snooze.

    Betty

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    1. Sometimes need a nap
      But yeah, can't fall into that trap

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  10. Not in a hurry
    No need to scurry
    Too hot indeed
    I take my time to read


    Steady pace
    Wins the race
    To stay alive
    No need to dive


    High five on your post. Happy Friday

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    1. A pace with doing
      Gets in a cluing
      For then things still get done
      Without the need to run

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  11. I am a procrastinator on most things, but when time counts, I'm usually pretty good at getting things done.

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    1. You'll fit them in
      And give them a needed spin
      Especially Halloween time
      Missing that would be a crime

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  12. I have a really clever comment for this post, but... I'll tell you later.

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    1. Waiting in anticipation
      For your great revelation

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  13. "Be stronger than your strongest excuse"
    Procrastination station. The bus is late (hahh).
    Time is life...

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    1. haha blame the driver
      Why you aren't a survivor

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  14. Take your time with this rhyme, a good advise!
    This is funny!

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  15. Take Your Time With This Rhyme!
    Have good showing worth a dime
    Was not in a hurry
    Wanting to be free
    But being guarded all the time

    Hank

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    1. A guard up can be a shield
      Just have to know when to yield

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  16. I cannot put things off. It jut bothers me if I do, so I jut get done whatever I need to get done.

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    1. Yep, the way to be
      Get it done then things to be done free

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  17. When it comes to have-tos, there's no rest in me until I get them accomplished, but once the musts are out of the way, I relish the time left over for the things I want to do. One of the joys of retirement is there's little need to rush.

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    1. Retirement sounds fun
      Care to switch with me under your sun? lol

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  18. I hardly ever rush when I'm taking my time!

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    1. Keep on a taking
      With a little tush shaking

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  19. orlin N cassie...round heer if sum thing kneadz done... it getz done.... other wise de anal azz food gurl stressez bout gettin done.... what kneadz done.... but then when her getz done.... what kneaded ta bee done.... then herz bored ~~~~ ???? !!!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. haha have to tell her to play more with you
      Then no boredom will come due

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  20. I love the word 'scat.'
    A great way to say it.
    Huh, imagine that.
    A polite word for 'shit.'

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    1. Polite as can be
      Like piddle for piss instead of pee

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  21. What I dislike most is wasting time.
    But each moment is mine
    To do with what I wish.
    Unless the cats meow at their dish.

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    1. Each moment is ours indeed
      Until the cats want their feed

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  22. He wondered just what she would say
    If he took his wife out today
    Through world they would stroll
    Her smile for his goal
    He wondered the whole day away

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    1. A wondering mind
      Nothing shall find

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  23. Pat
    is a fat
    rat loving cat
    Who rhymes
    And chimes
    And charms
    Us all
    With a few mimes
    And a lot of rhymes
    And one or two crimes
    Which is all good and fine

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  24. Take your time
    Do a rhyme
    The hill you climb
    Earn a dime

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  25. "Take your time" is not in my vocabulary, but "Racing against time" is.

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    1. Race as it gets you
      Before the finish comes due

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