Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Today We Yell And Tell!

The cat meows at the air. I think that is known at our lair. We meow and run. It just seems like fun. But you humans yell at things and it kinda makes you look like dingalings.

The system is corrupt.
I'm going to erupt.
Yell and scream along.
The system is so wrong.

Guess what screamer?
You're quite the dreamer.
I mean to think a system can hear you,
Now that is imagination through and through.

What a dumb computer you are.
I want to hit you with my car.
Why are you so slow?
I really want to know.

Sorry, HAL won't come out to play.
You're computer doesn't care what you say.
But keep on yelling.
I'm sure that will inspire telling.

Work, you stupid thing.
My arms I fling.
My voice I raise.
Don't you see my evil gaze?

No ears or eyes.
Boy, you aren't wise.
Machines aren't that quick.
Maybe they need a kick?

Why are you making me lose?
This isn't new news.
But you are a shitty site.
Took all my money tonight.

It took what you gave?
Wow, quite the rant and rave.
But keep up your rambling,
Blame the site for your gambling.

Why, why me.
Why, oh why on a spree.
Why, oh why oh why.
I just want to die.

Talking to air?
Damn, that's rare.
A bit of an exaggeration we think.
If not, go see a shrink.

Should I go on? Some may even yell at the lawn. The damn thing won't grow. Oh no! Let's yell at the grass. Now that has such class. I think I will pass and just eat it with Cass. Do you yell over passed gas? You humans sure are more noisy than my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Still a going
      A weekly showing

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    2. S is for Hank is slacking

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    3. Such a slacker
      Maybe being backpacker

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    1. A rhyming morning salute
      Isn't that umm cute

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  3. I sometimes yell
    At my computer, it's true
    But if it yelled back
    I would fall over blue

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    1. That would be funny
      Could stick it on Youtube and make money

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  4. I've yelled this morning at my doctor's surgery as my swollen foot has affected me from walking and a doctor won't visit.
    Great verse Pat.
    Happy Wednesday.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Well that would make one yell
      As it hurts like hell

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  5. I am not much of a yeller
    I may hiss a bit
    but, no major fits





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    1. No fits are had
      Already crazy so nothing drives you mad lol

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    2. lol now that is funny
      don't go there hunny

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    3. lol already gone
      Sure not a con

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  6. No yelling here, just tears of frustration!

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  7. Work you stupid thing - I'm sure I've said that more than once.

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    1. Sure slipped out here
      With maybe a curse near

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  8. Yell and scream and kick and bite
    When mechanical things don't go right
    It always works, have your way
    You are the master, what the hey

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    1. Master of the kicking
      As the machines keep on a ticking

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  9. I can you, the printer still doesn't work after a little yelling. The printer does what a printer wants. If you mess with it's little queue, well the printer gets pretty huffy and won't start up unless you restart your computer. You got time, you only needed that thing in the mail in five or so minutes.
    Cheers.

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    1. A few minutes to get there
      That doesn't require a swear lol

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  10. Yell at the doctors sometimes
    When they pause too long
    Between their time of talk
    Maybe instead I should sing a song.

    Betty

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    1. Hum a cheery tune
      Works in many a cartoon

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  11. "What a dumb computer you are!"
    That one gets some mileage at my bar!

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    1. Dumb machines may get mad
      Skynet then may be had

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  12. Famous scene in the movie Network- raise the window and scream " I am mad as hell and not going to take it any more"
    Aaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh

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    1. But then more you take
      As life does does the hippy shake

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  13. I'm sure my cats are right there with Orlin, when I grumble at the computer.

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    1. Yep, doesn't work
      Even if it is a jerk

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  14. I used to yell a lot. Not so much now. I'm not sure if it's that I've mellowed with age, or just that I've gotten smart enough to avoid people and things that really piss me off.

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    1. haha could always go with both
      That way you can claim growth

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  15. I don't do that but hubby has been known to smash his phone when it doesn't work right. Yep, he yells at technology. Good thing I'm not nuts..or am I?

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    1. haha he really hates his phone
      When it doesn't work at the tone

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  16. Sometime I meow a yell if others aren't playing nice!

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    1. Have to whip them into shape
      At your cape

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  17. orlin N cassie......de food servizz gurl haz ta add mit ta yellin at de tee & vee...bak in de day when her gram paw waz still livin... they used ta watch ND football two gether N they cussed de refs, de plays, de commershulz N de tee vee....:) ☺☺♥♥

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    1. haha made sure to include all
      Equal opportunity at her hall

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  18. Most of the time I do not yell at objects or things that aren't working properly- but I do say lots of bad words when I am frustrated. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. lol they just slip on out
      When frustration is about

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  19. I yell and I yell
    but i couldn't tell
    that my uncle's scoff
    meant hearing-aid's off

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    1. Tuned you out
      Couldn't hear a shout

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  20. We know lawns can't spawn
    But grass has class?
    A bit too crass
    For my little ass

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    1. A class all its own
      Hit 1 at the tone

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  21. My husband yells at everything and it is so annoying. Like really, do you think you are accomplishing anything by yelling at the toaster?

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    1. haha that is what I think
      Not like they can do anything or yell back when you are at the brink

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  22. My husband likes to yell
    He goes from 0 to 60 like the sound of a bell.
    People have sorts of triggers
    From traffic to Trump....well, that figures

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    1. Yep, triggers by the ton
      Traffic sucks under any sun

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  23. I think we all wonder "Why me?" sometimes!!! Especially when bad things happen. But usually if something good happens we don't ask...as we think we deserve it. LOL.

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    1. lol yeah, seems to be the way
      With the bad and good on display

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