Sunday, July 16, 2017

Find A Groove To Always Improve?

Some humans say to always improve. On that point they never move. And would you believe in some cases that is a lie? I shocked you? Oh me, oh my.

Get in the groove,
To always improve.
Shake and move.
Easy to prove.

A better skill.
Fits the bill.
Practice each day.
Learn a new way.

Simple or hard.
Cm or a yard.
The change is great.
So improve, mate.

Improve your learning.
Improve your turning.
Improve your writing.
Improving is igniting.

Improve a spoon...
Don't be a loon.
That can't be done.
Damn, ended the fun.

Improve ass wipe...
Do you have a gripe?
Just take the leap.
Don't buy cheap.

Improve your plate...
Yep, a great idea mate.
Make it wash itself and cook the food.
Put everyone in a good mood.

Improve your shoe laces...
Yeah, love such embraces.
Tying different color improves it.
I better get on that shit.

Improve your cat...
Pffft, damn that.
We are God.
Bow down, human cod.

But can always improve.
I won't budge or move.
No matter what you say.
Improve with each day.

The cat can always prove humans wrong. Did you think of such things with the improving spiel of each ding dong? It is said every day in some sort of way. In most cases it is good and can be done. In others, not so much with an improving run. Can't improve tp or spoons. Take that, improving loons. The cat would like to improve the singing bass. Needs a new song to sing to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

47 comments:

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    1. there's always room to improve when its the quest to be #1

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  2. I can't be improved upon
    I'm perfect as I romp
    And if you believe that
    I can sell you a swamp!

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    1. I got the bridge too
      Could create a business at our zoo

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  3. Improve the spoon? But there is no spoon...

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    1. Unless you take the other pill
      Then spoons may still thrill

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  4. Improve your cat? Impossible. Besides, they already think they are perfect.

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    1. That they surely do
      As cats run about every zoo

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  5. There's always room at the top
    Don't look down, that's a flop
    Improve to the best as far as you go
    Come in at first, be best of show
    Improve your life by helping others
    It's been said that we're all brothers

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    1. All brothers you say
      Some get snip snipped at play?
      That must have hurt
      No one left in which to flirt

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  6. We can all improve something about ourselves & our lives....
    the hardest thing is, however, taking the first step!

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    1. That it can be
      Stepping forward free

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  7. There's always room for improvement when it comes to humans!

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    1. Yep, humans sure have a way to go
      at every single show

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  8. Can get better at some things
    If one works on it
    But sometimes it is
    Just better to sit.

    Betty

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  9. I recently did an in-home survey of two paper towel brands. Cracked me up that they thought the products were new and improved.

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    1. haha can't go together
      Neither one in any weather

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  10. Cannot improve a regular Oreo. All of these other iterations are poseurs.

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  11. Always room for improvement.

    Yvonne.

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  12. There's always room to improve
    just ask any boss, they will tell
    you to get into the grove

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    1. ps - maybe, pay needs to be improved
      hey, some might be moved

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    2. Hey, that would be fine
      Could make things align

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  13. Everything needs to be improved.

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  14. Improvement is always entertaining when it comes to my wife and I. She just works on compliments and positive reinforcement where I pretty much have to convince myself I'm the bane of human existence to push myself forward.

    God help us if we ever have kids...I can't imagine what we'd decide on to motivate them. haha

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    1. haha sure it would come to you
      After a few mixed messages leaked on through

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  15. I try to keep a schedule which is as close to improve as me and the dogs can get. We'll leave all that improvement stuff to the pros and cats.

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    1. Cats have it down
      The pros seem to have a nose that's brown

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  16. I don't think we can change and improve everything, but there are many parts of our lives where we can. Even just accepting something the way it is can be an improvement. But doubt we can improve some things or cats. Loved your poem.

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    1. Yeah, some things but not all
      Cats just think they rule every hall

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  17. There is always room for improvement. But not for cats 'cause they are purrfect :-)

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    1. That's sure the way they think
      While thinking all humans a fink

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  18. Kid’s grades rose from F to a B
    They pinned this improvement on me
    Instead of reviewing
    The homework they’re doing
    I went back to wooing TV

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  19. I work toward daily improvement, but I work harder at trying to remember what I did yesterday that was an improvement. Maybe I'm actually kind of standing still these days.


    Lee
    Tossing It Out

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    1. Standing is still a win
      Not stuck in a wheelchair going for a spin

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  20. My mom always told me I needed to improve my attitude. Why? It's fun being moody all the time.

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  21. Improve your cat
    Improve your Hatt
    Improve your dough
    Just so you know
    Improve your thing
    That says ka-ching!
    Improve your fling
    And start to sing
    Improve your butt
    No, not your nut
    A busy spell
    Can go to hell
    I do not yell
    Or ring a bell
    Oh what a day
    Here at your bay!

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    1. Look at you
      With only one shoe
      Ever so Blue
      Improving too
      Dough and fling
      A hooker thing?
      She must be cheap
      In diseases may creep

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  22. I'm perfect! Nothing to improve here! ROFLMAO!!! Also ROFLMAO at the thought of improving a cat!!! Have a good one!

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    1. haha times two
      As cats would sure laugh along with you

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