We all know, even those who are rather slow, that humans gets offended by anything these days. The cat just thinks they are lost in some silly maze. One their brain doesn't want to get through. They'd rather be offended by you.
A simple task laid.
Stuck up to see.
No statement made.
Just the belief of thee.
No push on others.
No tirade or spiel.
No talk of mothers,
Like some 90's ordeal.
Just a simple notion.
A one and done.
Oops, a commotion.
Out to offend everyone.
It offends my belief.
It offends my sight.
It causes me grief.
I'll think about it all night.
This is my retort.
Take that, you.
You I'll report,
What I say is true.
I'm the one?
Me and not you?
Don't be a nun.
That isn't true.
My words are truth.
You offended me.
Here in my booth,
I'm king, you see.
Mine was a statement?
Yours was just a share?
Oh, go and get bent.
You put it out there.
That's offending to me.
Pushing your views like that.
What? I didn't have to come see?
There was no welcome mat?
I saw your hidden meaning.
Now I'm offended in every way.
You need a censor screening.
Truth is every word that I say.
Pffft to such nuts. They can go sniff dog butts. The only ones offending in such cases are the offendees. As they get offended by a breeze. Then what they say is oh so true. I think the cat telling them to pound sand up their ass may come due. Whoops, did I let that slip? Damn, I offended so many with that little blip. Notice how the offendees are usually the offenders? Maybe they need to get beaten up by The Defenders? The cat does enjoy offending such a low tier human class. For they can just suck on the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
S
ReplyDeleteStill on the way
DeleteTo S of the day
Some are too sensitive
ReplyDeleteYet others can be cruel
Its all about balance
And a nod to the Golden Rule
A quick nod
DeleteThen shove them in an alien pod
Great verse to start the new week Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yippeeee
DeleteFor meee
Exactly! People are way too sensitive and easily offended these days. No one can have an opinion anymore either.
ReplyDeleteNope, no one can say a word
DeleteOr they go completely absurd
Nope! If you disagree with someone, that's offensive!
ReplyDeleteBah, you're disagreeing with me
DeleteI hope you get a flea on your knee lol
We live in a sensitive time.
ReplyDeleteEverything is offensive including this rhyme.
We tip toe around each other.
Not to offend or even bother.
Tip toe we shall not do
DeleteOne doesn't like it, can suck on poo
Haha, the cat tells it like it is, not a people pleaser lol :)
ReplyDeleteNot going to please
DeleteRather give such nuts fleas
Everyone is entitled to an opinion as long as it lines up with everyone else's. If not, everyone is offended. How dare you have standards and values and speak your mind?
ReplyDeleteYeah, how dare you do such a thing
DeleteWho do you think you are? A King?
Oh dear, handle it right
ReplyDeleteGo tell others to fly a kite
A kite you say?
I'll do it right away
But don't take offense
And go sitting on the fence
If on a fence they sit
DeleteMay be hard to shit
Especially if it is pointy
Could hurt many a umm jointy
Here To Flip The Offending Trip!
ReplyDeleteExtra careful not to make a slip
'cause they get offended
not asked for but offered
Arrogance of their one-upmanship
Hank
Arrogance sure is the way
DeleteAs they go about their offended foray
We need more debate taught in schools. Maybe that would help.
ReplyDeleteCould help indeed
DeleteAs they'd know agreeing isn't always a need
I'm offeeded people are being offended by people being offended
ReplyDeleteand I'm sure someone's offended I'm offended that being people are being offended by people being offended
and I'm sure...
Are you certain of that?
DeleteJust being certain offends the cat
Everyone seems to get offended by everything these days.
ReplyDeleteEvery little thing
DeleteMaybe many need a fling
OH my gosh, it's everywhere, and it's so stupid!! Yet people can do atrocious things and people get offended because we're not being sensitive. I just don't get it.
ReplyDeleteYep, sooooooooo stupid in every way
DeleteHave to get offended or one is strange at their bay
I always liked Alice Roosevelt's quote, " If you don't have something nice to say about someone, come sit by me".
ReplyDeleteSit and chat
DeleteA gossiping cat
i sometimes wonder why we get offended so quickly - it wasn't always like that - maybe has to do with insecurity? i dunno
ReplyDeleteYeah, insecurity or the need to be right
DeletePlus helps when one can hide behind a computer in the night
I'm offended by your use of "offend"
ReplyDeleteI won't pretend
It's just so rude
Why can't you be more lewd?
Well fluck
DeleteI may as well back up the truck
Out neck of the woods is filled with somple minded folks so they don't always know they are offended!
ReplyDeleteCould be even worse
DeleteAs they stand and curse
You could offend someone even when you're not trying to.
ReplyDeleteA simple eye roll
DeleteAnd offense can stroll
We have to agree with Brian, since we almost live in the same neck of the woods. Also some people get offended by anything you say or do.
ReplyDeleteYep, no matter what is done
DeleteThey'll go on a whiny run
Some might find things offensive
ReplyDeletecausing them to be a bit defensive
I guess it depends on the situation
That is causing the frustration
That it may
DeleteAs offending comes their way
Some people are offended by the sun rising each day. They look for reasons to get incensed and share it with the world. I'm so tired of it.
ReplyDeleteTired of it is the way
DeleteSome sure have to whine no matter the day
orlin N cassie;
ReplyDeletede way uz catz see it iz everee onez o fended bye everee onez sum thin ore other at everee given minit oh de hole damn day 365/366......be jezuz ~~~~~~~~~
☺☺♥♥
haha sums it up well
DeleteOffended and they sure want to tell
Have to be careful not too offend others. I guess people are more sensitive now about so many issues. I usually keep sensitive opinions to myself.
ReplyDeleteBetter way to be
DeleteDon't have to listen to them at your sea
A friend on whom you can depend
ReplyDeleteDefend you when others offend
Commending your style
Extending a smile
Suspend until you’ve cash to lend
They'll take the cash
DeleteAnd away they'll dash
Things so offensive
ReplyDeletecause me angst, oh gee.
I feel apprehensive...
am I owed an apology?
May get another I owe you
DeleteBetter off making a cow moo
So many people are way oversensitive these days! People need to back off a little and chill! Maybe take a giggle pill and have a good laugh. btw, I just read on Alex's blog that you've published three more books! Way to go, my prolific friend!
ReplyDeleteBack off and chill
DeletePopping that happy pill
Would sure be a win
Three more sure went for a spin
I have no filter in my real life, so I offend on a daily basis. Then again, some people are so oversensitive, I don't feel so bad when they they get pissed off by what comes flying out of my mouth.
ReplyDeletehaha you? No filter at your sea?
DeleteI never would have guessed it to be
You look at someone wrong
ReplyDeleteand they get all defensive
makes you want to rethink what you do
and be a bit more pensive
betty
Yeah, do you want to deal with the crap?
DeleteBetter off taking a nap
I look forward to offending these silly birds
ReplyDeleteI relish in waysto make them huff and puff...dumb ass turds
Always tons of fun
DeleteTo offend them with a run
Such a sad state of time
ReplyDeleteOnly opinion that matters is mine
To heck with diversity today
Everything must be my way
My my my
DeleteSure all what people let fly
=D No more rhymes now - I mean it! Thanks for making me smile and reminding me why I edged away from social media, slowly, no sudden moves.
ReplyDeletelol we shall rhyme all the time
DeleteStick your hands up, it's a crime
How could you edge away
Oh soooooooooo offensive at your bay