Monday, July 3, 2017

It's A Breeze So Don't Up And Freeze!

The cat gets asked once in a while how he adds to his rhyming post pile. Some just can't rhyme at their sea. Or so they say to me. Ninja Wannabe proved that wrong as a while back he played along. But can do it with ease. Like a mouse to cheese.

If you have time,
Anyone can rhyme.
Even lazy turds,
Knowing few words.

The myth you'll debunk,
Just act like a drunk.
And give it a go.
What do you know.

Flippitty flopperty.
Bippitty bobberty.
Yippitty yappity.
Zippitty zappity.

You're a rhymer,
And not a mimer.
Yippee, zippee doo.
Here's a pat on the back for you.

Lossety Loossity.
Hossety Hoossity.
Jittery Jillissy.
Pittery Pillissy.

You've done it twice.
Spreading like lice.
Rolls off the tongue,
And tickles a lung.

Lumper Lipper.
Humper Hipper.
Grumper Gripper.
Wrumper Wripper.

That makes three.
Easy and free.
Yippeee, zippee, doo.
We're so proud of you.

Niffity, Nuffity.
Riffity, Ruffity.
Piffity, Puffity.
Miffity, Muffity.

You've done four.
Now you're on tour.
Proving in no time,
That anyone can rhyme.

See? It's not that hard at all. All you need to do is make up a word at your hall. Or just act like a crazy drunk. Both work when in a rhyming funk. Did you know it was that easy at your sea? It just rolls off the tongue of thee. Of course Grammar Nazi's may give you sass. But that never bothers my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

61 comments:

  1. HELLO, CAT!
    Still contemplating your mat?
    Where's the party at?
    Kneel before Zod or Zat?
    Hey, it's Monday at my bay...
    No work,
    All play
    Such a fun day!
    Could it be Scooby Doo Day
    Or Where's My Frigging Shoe Day?
    (I know it ain't Canada Day)
    Anyway....
    Grrrrrrreat post
    From coast to coast!

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    1. I've done it twice?
      How nice!
      Now, get me some ice lol

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    2. Twice in three
      Look at thee
      Still no work here
      3 day weekend for my rhyming rear
      Although still need a buck
      Like a full dump truck
      Yipppeeee
      For meeeee

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    3. No work sucks a ton
      It's about time you won
      Some big prize
      Would be um... nize.
      Maybe we should sell T-shirts online
      Would be fine
      No?

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    4. We'd need to sell some pile
      And be broke all the while
      There is a big prize near here
      Odds only 1 in 121,000 of winning I fear lol

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    5. Another dream bites the dust
      Well, if it must... :(

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    6. Bites and chokes
      like many blokes

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  2. It's A Breeze So Don't Up And Freeze!
    Rhyming not a rare commodity the least
    Can be done many times
    Not to be out of line
    Rolls out the tongue liken to a feast

    Hank

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    1. Just rolls on out
      Even with a fake one about

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  3. If I can rhyme, anyone can rhyme. Pull out some Dr. Seuss and let the words chime.

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    1. That is the way to be
      Can roll off the tongue from thee

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  4. Great lesson in rhyming
    Its all about the timing
    Easy as a fart
    Aim straight like a dart

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    1. Aim and let loose
      Impress even a moose

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  5. Anyone can rhyme
    Just takes time
    To figure out what rhymes
    And then all is fine.

    Betty

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    1. Figure out and go
      Out comes the flow

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  6. Writing poems is a snap
    when you find the time.
    Can be done by any sap.
    Don't even need to rhyme.

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    1. Can be all about nonsense
      Even in past tense

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  7. Rhyming is easy, match some words
    Can even be done by a class of nerds
    Off to the bar if you run into trouble
    Set em up Joe, on the double

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    1. Suck back the liquor
      May help you rhyme quicker

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  8. Don't make it look too easy
    You want to be rhyme king
    Others come off as sleazy
    While your verses sing

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    1. Sleazy many can be
      Toss them in the sea

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  9. "Who has time
    To rhyme?"
    You chime.
    No, not me,
    As you see
    My groups of three.

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    1. A three way
      Fine any day
      Come what may
      The rhyme shall play

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  10. I agree, if only we had time!

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    1. Had time on the go
      Time goes out the window though

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  11. I think my rhyming gets better after wine. It's too early for that, so I'll wait to try my hand this evening. If I come up with anything, I'll send it to your cats. :-)

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  12. I can't rhyme
    I don't even try

    I could try and sigh
    And maybe cry

    It's tough here
    But you you my dear
    I will try here

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  13. In Rhymeatouille, ANYONE CAN RHYME

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  14. The Cat is such a positive role model!

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  15. Rhyming's a cinch
    Avoid the feline lynch
    Just throw words in a puddle
    And sort out the muddle

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    Replies
    1. Watch where they wave
      And a path they pave

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  16. It's quite easy once you get the knack,
    To sit down and rhyme.
    I learned many years ago.
    Didn't take too much time.

    Loved the verse Pat.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Out it can flow
      In a few minutes or so

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  17. Maybe we can, but not as well as you:)

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    1. The cat will take that
      Where we are at

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  18. orlin N cassie

    if ther waz grammar nazi's
    at R bay
    they wood be speech lezz
    az ta what ta say

    furst they'd have two
    lurn two reed trout
    then how we spell
    wood be bitched a bout !!

    ☺☺☺♥♥♥



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    1. They'd hate it there
      With complaints to spare
      Send them to the burds
      Let them step in turds

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  19. Anyone can rhyme
    If you've got the time
    Finding matching words
    Is as easy as watching birds
    No need to run a marathon
    ...Just cheat with rhymezone.com

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    1. lol can sure be beat
      With a rhymezone cheat

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  20. Haha, the cat rhymes all the time even if he makes up words at his sea with so much glee, never mind the grammar nazi! :)

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    1. The words just flow
      Whether they make sense or not on the go

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  21. There was a time
    when she did crime
    not so sublime
    By not letting last words sound alike

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    1. That can take skill
      Never doing it at ones hill

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  22. So glad I can rhyme
    With ease most of the time
    Makes life so much more fun
    Rhyming on the run

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    1. Can make life grand
      With a rhyme in hand

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  23. We all learned how to rhyme in kindergarten. If it's too hard in ones old age, there's always Google to help too ;)

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    1. Google's the go to way
      For anything, any day

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  24. Hippity, Dippity times three
    makes me think of Dr's Seuss dressed like a bee.

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  25. I could hear Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews dancing across rooftops with "Flippitty flopperty. Bippitty bobberty. Yippitty yappity. Zippitty zappity." You make it look so easy, Cat!

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