Monday, August 21, 2017

Odds In Beer Are Coming Near!

That would be rather bad. Betting while drunk may make you mad. When you wake up hung over and broke. That's enough to make anyone choke. But you could win. Also choking on the dough at your bin.


Why even try?
Odds sure are high.
They'll so be here.
That is so clear.

Beer in a shower,
Hour by hour.
Whoops, fall and hit head.
Blog is now dead.

Camping in the woods.
Sure beats the hoods.
Eaten by a bear.
No more blogging at their lair.

Fat shaming at play.
Oh the dismay.
A fat person flattened each.
No blogging in reach.

Going for a third.
A new agent who's a turd.
Except they are a killer too.
No new blogs in view.

At a book retreat.
Both left in defeat.
Basic Instinct remake.
New posts at stake.

Entered a cave.
Thought it was a rave.
Damn, it's a bear.
Not the kind with hair.

Pissed off gun nuts,
That are in gun ruts.
That never ends good.
These odds aren't understood.

An idiot takes offense.
They are far too dense.
So they really take a fence.
Odds go up a few cents.

The football heads stage a comeback.
They want to cause flack.
Each can't decide which to show.
Boy, these odds just may be low.

Odds = Go Get A Beer
You Have Something To Fear 

Ever get chased by a bear? Is camping a fun thing to do at your lair? Beer in the shower may not be a good idea if drunk as a skunk. Then you may go kerplunk. Odds sure did a flip flop from the start. Maybe there is some kind of plot. Watch those gun nuts when it comes to sass. They may gather in mass and pass more than gas. They'll never catch my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

78 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. the #1 again comes by
      done with the first try

      Hank

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    2. Good morning True, Blue and Pat
      The going's not that bad!

      Hank

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  2. A Beer For The Shower
    Brandon and Bryan together
    Cartoons and humor
    Such a lot to savor
    Waves of spectacular flavor

    Hank

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    1. A lot of fun
      As they give things a run

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  3. Great post to greet the new week.

    Yvonne.

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  4. Haha they are a good duo to feature
    they have a great sense of humor
    camping in woods with some bear
    drinking all that beer, could be a rumor

    I have read a couple of their books
    if you haven't give one a look..

    I haven't seen them around
    I guess new adventures they found

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    1. One has a whiny poop machine
      The other went all busted arm at their scene
      So may be a while
      Before new posts they file

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    2. Hey now, my poop machine is all fixed now. I mean my hand.

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    3. well it shovels it in
      To create it at your bin

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  5. I bet some people could squish them.
    Camping is when you have to stay at a hotel with three stars or less.

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    1. Yep, we sure agree
      That is the only camping ever done by we

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    2. Haha that is funny and can be scary..

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    3. A scary sight
      Turn out the light

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  6. Figures this would see the light of day
    When he's not typing at his bay
    I hope he sees this anyway
    It might just make his broken hand day

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    1. He came last week
      I'm sure he'll take a peek
      Unless his hand fell off
      Then he may not scoff

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  7. Where I live, most everyone is a gun nut.

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    1. well if the evil Russians invade
      You'll be safe as the gun nuts are laid

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  8. I like Alex's camping idea. I'm scared of bears.

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    1. Getting eaten by a bear
      Would make any beware

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  9. Don't camp here at my place
    Like to stay away ftom bears
    And enjoy my own space
    Away from the big outdoors.

    Betty

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  10. I would need a lot of beer to go camping.

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    1. Not enough beer to make me do that
      Here at our blog mat

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  11. Those football heads were great
    Still miss them at my gate
    The Beer Fellas rock
    (Beats sniffing a sock)

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    1. The football heads were fun
      They had many a run

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  12. I son't think a catnip beer would be too odd!

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    1. Could bring about cheer
      Nothing to fear

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  13. It pleases me to say, I've never been chased by a bear:)

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    1. That should please
      Rather have fleas

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  14. Haven't been on blog a few days. Having fun with friends at the Jersey shore. Drinking beer! All a blast. Have a happy Monday. Eclipse day here!

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    1. A blast to be had
      A fine way to be at one's pad

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  15. One beer to go, please. And I'm saving the "turd" line for future use. Now I have to find my eclipse glasses and go stare at the sky.

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    1. haha the turd line may come in handy
      Hope the eclipse is dandy

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  16. The 2nd verse made me laugh
    Those around me think I'm daff
    Fall in shower and hit your head
    Not only blog but you is dead

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  17. Those Beer Shower guys sure are funny. They're equal opportunity offenders to the thin-skinned. Like you! LOL!

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    1. lol equal opportunity we all sure are
      Let's hope no one decides to hit us with their car

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    2. Hey, hey, hey. I'm the one who likes to run people over, remember?

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    3. So keep our grammar fine
      Or it may one day align

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  18. Drinking in the shower is a bad idea.

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  19. Hey, we're here! Don't mind the screaming child or the broken body parts. Those are just a part of the job. Unfortunately, I haven't yet broken my head so as to rearrange it back into a football pattern, but just wait until the next camping trip. Maybe I can have a bear sit on my head and flatten it out.

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    1. A bear may do more than that
      Could go all hibernating past its welcome mat

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  20. I've seen these guys commenting on several of the blogs that I frequent. I've always thought "A Beer For The Shower" was a terrific name for a blog.

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    1. Sure a good name for one indeed
      As they have fun at their feed

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    2. It's also a great way to spend an afternoon.

      I may have a problem.

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    3. Issues abound
      Only one found?

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  21. what about being paddy last?
    we can still have a blast! hehe

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  22. They go all out
    Without a doubt
    The beer guys make you laugh
    and never pout
    Shower in beer
    Yeah, that's not queer
    It beats wine or champagne
    And it's cheaper - why complain?

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  23. orlin N cassie.....frank lee we knead a beer afturr see in de FSG come outta de shower....make that several ~ ♥♥☺☺

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    1. lol does she give you some
      Or just play dumb

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  24. Yes! I've been waiting for this collab.

    Just don't get bubbles or hair in that beer for the shower. ;)

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    1. Could have a stink
      May bring some to the brink

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  25. I have gone camping many times- but thankfully not run into any bears. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Good way to be
      Avoid bears between any tree

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  26. Out “camping” with friends I would go
    In places most people don’t know
    Was that really me
    A real sight to see
    In women’s clothes we were the show

    Camp - From the French slang term se camper, meaning "to pose in an exaggerated fashion”. A term used by drag queens.

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    1. Hmmm never knew that
      I guess another reason to avoid camping where we are at

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  27. I've never been camping I have to say.
    I even doubt that some day I may.
    Give me a soft comfy bed instead.
    Where no bears are looking to be fed.

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  28. Thanks for reminding me what a great blog these two have! I don't visit it nearly enough!

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    1. You, not visit at your sea
      Geez, how does that come to be?

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  29. Camping is a no-go for me. I can't imagine the bitch I'd be with no running water and having to sleep on the hard ground in a drafty tent.

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    1. lol I'd get bitchy too
      To camping I give a screw you

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  30. I "camp in my car" when I can't afford a motel room during my job travels. I hate camping of any type!

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    1. A car I've done before
      Hate it in all types too at my shore

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  31. Those 2 guys ar quite funny
    They are witty and make my day sunny.

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  32. Beer in the shower
    Could be a winner
    As long as you leave
    If having dinner

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