Monday, September 25, 2017

Get Ready To Throw And Ho Ho Ho!

We need to get it done. This post must be spun. It just has to be. Bah, that I can see. I don't want to think about it. Nope, not one bit. So I'll fix that. I'll follow a human stat.

Today I can't post.
Nope, not at my coast.
I just can't work.
That is so not a perk.

The keyboard is screwed.
It is being rude.
Or maybe it's me.
I'm not telling thee.

Here you go.
I rhyme from a foe.
I paid them off.
Come now, don't scoff.

I can rhyme.
I keep time
I can rhyme.
I keep time.

Wow, that was a perk.
Hmm, maybe needs work.
I'll throw more money at it.
We can't have it be shit.

I can rhyme more.
I get an encore.
I can rhyme more.
I get an encore.

That was sad.
It's borderline bad.
Maybe a bit more dough.
I don't know though.

I can rhyme more more.
I get an encore encore.
I can rhyme more more.
I get an encore encore.

That gave me a rash.
I need to find more cash.
Here, have some more.
I know you can soar.

I can rhyme more more more.
I get an encore encore encore.
I can rhyme more more more.
I get an encore encore encore.

I somehow don't think it got fixed. I guess that idea is nixed. You humans have such dumb ideas at your sea. Good thing I have no money anyway to go on a spree. Do you just throw money at it and hope it gets fixed? That idea may need to be deep sixed. Sometimes it crumbles like glass. That would hurt if it stuck in my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

61 comments:

  1. I enjoyed reading. Well done I had fun. I like these pleasant times of reading your rhymes. Enjoy your week.

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

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  2. Get Ready To Throw And Ho Ho Ho!
    On with the rhyme game and more
    Get a few encores
    Correct a few flaws
    Then one should be able to know

    Hank

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  3. Most enjoyable to read this fun verse Pat.
    When my machine don't or won't work not so good
    OR if I can't rhyme.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Jolly old saint nick?
      Oh what I could rhyme next some slick

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  5. Now, just try saying that poem five times fast...

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    1. Could be out of breath
      May even bring death

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  6. Rhyme more, complain less
    Takes thought, I do comfess
    On your mark, get set, go
    Grab a dream and make it so

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    1. Grab and don't let go
      Then it my become so so

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  7. You certainly can rhyme more
    You have plenty in store!

    Betty

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    Replies
    1. Plenty in the tank
      With a year's worth to bank

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  8. Sometimes you have to spend money to make money. Sometimes you're just burning it.

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    1. Yep, a fin line one has to watch
      Or may drive them right to the scotch

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  9. Sometimes words we must add
    For rhythm to be had
    Hate when rogue the keyboard goes
    One of my worst typing foes

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    Replies
    1. The keyboard likes to play
      Making one pay and pay

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  10. Sticky keys are as bad as yucky pees!

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    1. Not sure they are that bad
      Pees are sooooooo nasty at any pad

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  11. oh, I think there are way more rhymes galore
    floating around at your shore
    no excuses, get unstuck
    or shout curses...@$#k

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    1. Fluck works
      Has it's perks
      Done until Oct 4th at least
      Of next year from this rhyming beast

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  12. Can't let a sticking keyboard get in the way. There are more rhymes to write at your bay.

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    1. More shall flow
      Even if I don't give another a go

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  13. We love problems we can throw money at. Better than the unsolvable ones.

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    1. Yeah, just chuck the cash
      Then make a mad dash

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  14. The last touch made me think of the opiate epidemic.
    "You're sore? Here's some vicodin"
    *Proceeds home to down pills and do nothing*

    I'm lazy today too.
    Don't worry, it's not just you.

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    1. That is sure how it goes
      Throw pills at it from head to toes

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  15. Just get a computery autotune voice and a crappy beat, and you've got gold here.

    Introducing "I Can Rhyme More More More", 2017's new EDM anthem!

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    1. If it puts gold in my pocket
      Point me to the correct crappy beat socket

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    2. Kidding aside, Crappy Beat Socket is a pretty great band name.

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    3. Yeah, it isn't a bad one
      Maybe we have a future in giving band names a run

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  16. No glass in the ass, that would hurt. Ouch.

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    1. That is surely would
      We'll pass at our hood

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  17. Speaking of HO HO HO, do you think our good friend "Santa" will ever reappear?

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    Replies
    1. Maybe he went the way of R
      At some north pole bar

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    2. I wonder if Santa and R are related to Pete?

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    3. Which one is Pete?
      Another at your street?

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  18. About sticky fingers: never eat a PB&J and then type.

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    1. Wise thing to avoid
      When its around be paranoid

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  19. I never have to problem of not posting on my blog, because I create my posts about 6 months ahead for the next year, and schedule them maybe 2 months ahead.

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    1. haha easy as can be
      Way to be at your sea

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  20. orlin N cassie....canbereez guyz we thinked de dood in red showed up at yur place all reddy; itz like why knot..storez round heer haz Christmas stuff on de shelves all reddy..............

    ☺☺♥♥

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    1. They are getting ready indeed
      May as well get it over with at our feed

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  21. I guess for those of us who have a nice stash, a quick answer can always be cash.

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    1. One sure needs a nice stash
      Before taking that dash

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  22. I know some people who just throw their money away because they're too lazy to fix anything themselves.

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    1. I know a few like that
      And they want it perfect for so little where they are at

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  23. I wish I had money to throw at problems but I always try to fix everything myself. Sigh...

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    1. Sure the way we go
      Rather keep our dough

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  24. If I had money to burn, I'd probably toss it at my problems to make them go away. But, living in the land of the real world, I gotta pinch pennies and deal with the problems on my own.

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    1. That is the way many have to go
      Unless we have a bank vault in tow

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  25. My biggest problems can't be fixed with money. Some of my other ones could though, and I'd definitely be relieved to have them gone. :)

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    1. We'd sure like that too
      But nope, no lottery win at our zoo

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  26. You make it look so easy, Cat!
    Throwing money at it where you're at!

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    Replies
    1. haha if I had dough
      I sure wouldn't throw

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