Monday, October 9, 2017

100% Science Is The Way At Each and Every Bay!

So the cat was told the other day that science is 100% accurate at his bay. Hmmmmm, I refused to argue with this idiot though. My IQ would suffer a blow if so. But works for a post here at my coast.

Science has 100% truth,
At each and every booth.
It can't be wrong,
From here to Hong Kong.

The data is right.
Numbers take flight.
They don't lie,
They are from upon high.

Nothing will be proven wrong.
So just agree and go along.
Scientists are so great.
They have such a great trait.

Wait? What was that?
You are just a silly cat.
They are all right.
Day and even night.

They don't lie one bit.
No, they aren't full of shit.
They don't play the game.
That would just be lame.

Who needs grant money?
You are so funny.
Who needs to appease the board?
Go and pull the rip cord.

That just can't be.
Science won't lie to me.
Scientists get it right.
They show all the light.

It's the end all and be all.
Read the scribbles on the wall.
Hear their data call.
Now agree and stand tall.

They have no need to appease.
Who cares about trustees.
Big companies and such?
Bah, they don't reach out and touch.

Science is 100% true.
You have a loose screw.
Listen to what they found.
It has a 100% truth sound.

Pfffft once more from the cat. Just another friggin dingbat. If humans are behind it, then yep, it can be complete bullshit. They want to appease and keep the money flowing. So of course no one is going to have a contrary showing. Data can be manipulated up the ying yang with ease. Some people suffer from Stupid Disease. I think their head is full of gas. Much more than what comes out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

61 comments:

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    1. That's 2 in a row
      Goes on slow!

      Hank

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    2. Back on a streak
      At our creek

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  2. Scientific I am not,
    On that subject I lose the plot.
    Technology too I am so thick.
    But the subject close to me is music.

    Loved the read Pat.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Some you know, some you don't
      Know everything we won't

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  3. 100% Science Is The Way At Each and Every Bay!
    Science holds lots of truth one can safely say
    Within the given data so tight
    Conclusive to whet the appetite
    One feels happy to have arrived in a given way!

    Hank

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    1. When getting there to their stat
      Can sure show where it's at

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  4. "Science won't lie" struck a chord
    Follow the money, don't get bored
    Take climate change, somebody lies
    Pick your side, one's in disguise

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    1. Yep, lies and garbage is had
      Spilling out fake crap by some "legit" nut at their pad

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  5. When science disproves other science, which disproves even more science, it becomes a bit suspicious...

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    1. Yep, starts to go from wise to dumb
      As they spit things out their bum

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  6. Nothing is 100% right. I'm sure scientists would agree. ;) Here to wish you a wonderful day!

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    1. Agreed and a wonderful day
      Times two at my bay

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  7. Blah, blah, blah
    They leave me going ha, ha, ha
    Some science is for the birds
    And even fowl choke on the words

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    1. Choke they do
      Then flush em down the loo

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  8. Science told me that butter, eggs, coffee, and wine were bad for me. Now they are good! I'm waiting to find out how bad daily exercise is.

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    1. haha yep, that daily exercise will be the worst
      As well plain old water to quench your thirst

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  9. Not too fond of science here
    Don't understand much of it I fear.

    Betty

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  10. Science the study of an hypothesis, add a variable and the results change. Some data they may need to rearrange. I don't believe anything is 100 percent as there is always the x factor lurking.

    Happy Thanksgiving Pat!

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    1. Lurking that X shall be
      Maybe even Y shall lurk with thee

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  11. there's always an opinion thrown in for good measure...and sometimes the measurement is "magic" math

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    1. That magic math sure gets used a ton
      Making magic must be fun

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  12. Science has its place, maybe to save face for the human race. Facts can be true... or not, maybe they're just clues for some people to get their dues.

    That's all, except, I love cats, Pat.

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    1. Yep, could just be clues
      People trying to make the news

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  13. Grant money - somehow, they keep getting more so they can "prove" already proven theories are prove some really dumb ones. Like dogs dream in black and white - who cares?

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    1. Yeah, that we really really needed to know
      It could cure cancer of the toe

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  14. "She blinded me with Science!"
    Or so they say.
    Shoulda been safety compliant
    and worn goggles that day.

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    1. Or maybe not oogle
      Stick to surfing Google

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  15. Humans have a tough time getting most anything correct!

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    1. That they do
      A flip flopping at many a zoo

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  16. You've shattered my last hope to find the truth, but you did it in rhyme, so that softened the blow.

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    1. Good that it wasn't that bad
      Rhyme makes even the bad good at my pad

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  17. Al's comment is gold
    whatever forumla's used
    Someone blinded by science
    is lost and confused
    A seeing eye dog
    might help with the fog
    and that would be better
    than deafened by an ugly Xmas sweater.

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    1. Not a fan
      Could be you're man
      With Rudolph all aglow
      You just never know
      You could just click
      With either the carrot or the stick

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  18. We only need to think of the things science thought was true to later be proved false to never trust anything is 100% proven.

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    1. Yep, we just have to look
      Proves itself at any nook

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  19. Some are true, some are not; depends on the premises. And with new things being discovered, some of the yesterday's concepts are not true anymore. Hi Pat!!!

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  20. Humans are fallible and make mistakes. Nothing is 100% foolproof, especially if the fool is a human.

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    1. Humans are ever the fool
      Thinking they are so cool

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  21. guyz..thiz commint haz nothin ta due with thiz post but we wanted ta say happee bass terd gobbler free thanx giving two ewe N dad N heerz ta con soomin 97 piez !! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. haha he ate some
      Never shared with my rhyming bum

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  22. Science is like logic I reckon and the beginning of wisdom not the end. Thats why the universe will unfold as it should unless we build a bird of prey and put Cat in charge.

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    1. Then things may get hinky
      And umm rinky dinky

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    1. Two wrongs make a right?
      That could be a fright

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  24. Scientists don't always get it right but they try. I see my daughter who is an undergrad working hard all the time in her lab. Even when things go wrong.

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    1. Wrong can show the way
      Bringing forth something new on display

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  25. Isn't that the truth? Studies/data can be manipulated to prove whatever you want it to prove.

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    1. Yep, from coast to coast
      Can prove what's wanted from the host

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  26. The interesting thing about science is they're always finding something new.
    To me that's so exciting, how about you?

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    1. Yep, new is fun
      Until it becomes old and gets redone

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  27. When Mt. St. Helens blew its top
    It destroyed so much but nature did not stop.
    Scientists said nothing will grow.
    “It’ll be 300 years and be very slow.”
    “Stupid Bastards,” my dad said.
    “Scientists like to think all is dead.
    They forget how strong nature is.
    I give it 5 years and things will grow.”
    He was right and those scientists weren’t worth a powder to blow.

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    1. All doom and gloom
      After the boom
      Nature finds a way
      Any old day

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  28. Nothing is ever certain. Things chance all the time, science included.

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    1. Flip flop they do
      Science through and through

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  29. There is almost no real science when it comes to "diets" or certain "studies"

    but when it comes to "laws" of science, like thermodynamics, that's 100% accurate

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    1. Yeah, when it comes to that
      Until some wise alien race stomps it flat

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  30. It drives me crazy when people say it can't be done or I can't do it. Eek.

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